30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

oh dear Lord, I really did do a Woo thread didn't I? :o

Slightly overboard on the olde englishe there.. I amy have made some words uppe. Now I feele like I am stucke in yon Terry Pratchett Novelle...

Yay HighpriestessBoo and her woo.

Wait till Alps comes back off holiday and finds this :o

Bolleaux, Should have said something about High Priest action as well shouldn't I? Darn it - the pressure of starting my first fred has got to me.

Anyway - there was a shortage of sexy druids wasn't there so I think we'll have to stick with <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=thequillsisters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/aragorn2.jpg&imgrefurl=thequillsisters.com/%3Fm%3D201005&usg=__Oi5EB1tUHfqOxtn2Z9BGLxK-ytc=&h=299&w=360&sz=31&hl=en&start=0&sig2=qRByhTYNrfNWCLBZHbe-8Q&zoom=1&tbnid=223Y9TDX7qfc6M:&tbnh=133&tbnw=160&ei=JeI9TfnJKILOhAfR8ZyfCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Daragorn%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DLao%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D619%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C228&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=845&vpy=198&dur=610&hovh=205&hovw=246&tx=96&ty=98&oei=JeI9TfnJKILOhAfR8ZyfCg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:0&biw=1280&bih=619" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">him

I've set up a pile of bearskin rugges in a bender in the woods and sprinkled ylang ylang and sandalwood about so he's good to go.

What's new with you Boo?

Oops Xpost but he will do very nicely thanks!

yey verily I have pracktised thys on recent Chatte threadde. I can speak in ye olde Englishe tongue. I have denounced ye soothsayer of Clearblue as wychtcrafte and mine lorde doth agree and says ye olde shaggingge is how good womenfolk must become dyffed. He doth donate much wyte goods.

I wyshe to casts spelles againste ye evil wymenfolk of ye Booke of Faces. These whycthes doth post lynks to various "causes" and doth post images of unborn childer on my news feede. I have just this eventide had to read poems about other peoples "angel baybees".

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I wouldn't mind if the person posting the link had had an m/c. I do not ever wish to read such ridiculous rubbish. Apologies to anyone religious but I doubt my dead embryo which ended up as clinical waste is actually an "angel baby"

I caste ye sister-laws into ye cauldronne to be boilled alive in ye simmering gynne. Oh no, that be waste of ye gynne.

Nah, I'd just drink it anyway...

I don't mind angel baybees actually Kat and have a few of my own, but I do agree that it is ranking when people bollock on about anything like that on farcebook. Here, lay on this velvet and I'll give you a once over with my willowe backescratcher.

*rankling

I must apologise for my outpouring and to any of you I have offended with previous post. Didn't think before i clicked I'm afraid.
Suffice to say I have had a bad couple of days. But sorry anyway.

Worry ye notte.

thank ye. I am partakeing of said ladle. Am enjoying backescratching. V nice!

Sunny I've been off work sick today and had a bit of a duvet day, feeling much better now though- hows about you?

Ah poor Boo

I have the sofa to myself. MS has gone to the snowdome to practice. I am looking at holidays on that there tinterweb

ooh shiney to which climes are you hoping to travel?
Do you live in MK too then? My boyfriend has recently crippled himself trying to learn to snowboard! He could hardly move his right arm for a week after a lesson two weeks ago!

He's gone to Tamworth Kitkat. He's forever injuring himself. There's a boys week away boarding soon so he's got to practice!!

He thinks that the shonky white goods scenario is most likley stress related so has decided we need to go on holiday. Just somewhere hot & sunny but at this time of the year it looks like we'll need to go a bit further away. I want to go to Oman but it looks a bit pricey.

I can recommend Jordan if you are interested in the middle east. Not cheap but I went there 2 years ago and it was amazing. Especially Petra.
Went to Budapest in October and that was fab but will obviously not be sunny this time of year.

Verily, tis a marvellouse new threyde thou hast fashioned, Boo .

Sunnye for optimum whyte goods thou shouldst take thy chap to Orkney where the aire is freezing and mention is made of the legendary brass monkeys - this may invigorayte his swimmers mightily.

Okay I can't do Olde Englysh. Except for in swearing. Buggyre, fycke, and goates' aryses.

Jordan sounds great. I'm looking on trailfinders they've got some good deals.

If you go there 2 days in Petra is a must. Jerash was also quite interesting and camping in the desert (Wadi Rum) under the millions of stars was a once in a lifetime experience. Back then I was single, and I enjoyed this with a nice young Bedouin man.

Wol x post. I did say to him perhaps he should start taking cold baths

I'm here, I lyffs the fred, I have nott slept, and am eventime going to miss onne bornne every minyte and go abed.
kat I beleeve in BESH times gone bye, they were known as ickle angel baybees with large dose of ironyee thrown in, so do nott feare.
boo you are splendide. That is all.

boo you are indeed most splendidde. Thine fred is bound to be blessed with muche luckke. Is most auspicious indeede.
moley well done on turning off ye olde telly. I forgot and caught the beginning but then decided to Turn It Off after the first five minutes after remembering last Monday's emotional outburst. Very good idea. Tinternetting is much better anyway. Am thinking about tinternet retail. What clothes shops have decent stuff in at the moment? Decent for slightly chubby folk.

Ironyee. Bit like bronzeee. But a different colour.

According to a spell book I have found on me shelf of woo, the way one gets diffed is by eating salads made with French flat leaved parsley, cucumbers, lettuce, fennel bulbs, sunflower seeds and pine nuts, hazelnuts and walnuts and fresh basil leaves, plus whatever else you fancy. And you have to grow parsley on your windowsill. Sorted, then. Bulk order to Mr Fothergills for the BESHes then this month. :o