30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

Ha! The foot dragging one was really looking forward to rhianna and just before she started sat on the remote and lost the ten minutes we were behind after pausing the beginning and missed her whole performance! Am feeling patlrticulary minging today and did not need to see her shaking her nubile bod all over the stage (and did not need to see FDH seeing her either!)

I think baby girl muser may have set a new land speed record! Gorgeous news!

Well the woo, as fun and fertile as it may have seemed, has done sod all for our diffment ratio. (apart from lovely bbq ,hoping you're ok out there, come back and have muffin any time. Or a cake) so perhaps we need the exact opposite. A high powered suity briefcase career thread? A convent? (with dirty secret cellar natch) I could wear this

Yep. My woo was shite

That Nun appears to have no nips Moley

A convent would be an unlikely place indeed for diffment so perhaps using reverse psychology it might work? Who knows? We could sing fertility hymns etc and engage in some nun-on-nun erotiviolence?

I'm not into the convent thing. I'll just start thinking about The Exorcist, Nuns on the Run, or that bloody film with the singing. With Whoopi Goldberg in it.

NO no no no No no no and again no. boo I will not stand for any self chastising, blame mongering behaviour. Unless, of course, you like it, in which case, pass me the birch. . Your woo was luffly, it was us who let the side down, with our vast pay packets in our pockets from our exciting careers, blocking off the blood flow to our wizened tubes. And our occasional forgetting to have all the sechs. Or doing it wrong.

What about a soap opera? They're always getting diffed there when they least expect it? Women's prison? Am sensing a brutal,harsh and not very pretty undertone to my suggestions- can you tell I'm watching Shameless?

Good idea! They usually get diffed when they aren't even trying.
Yes I suspect Sister Act is not a good start for a fred!
Which soap has the most differs on it? I very rarely watch them these days.

Or something vampiric - as you lot all loves that Mitchell?

I have been watching OBEM on 4od and I must admit to shedding a little tear. Some of the husbands are cruising for a bruising though, or at least they would be if I was in labour!

Am liking the womens' prison for new fred, maybe we could smuggle in some Mitchell for Sunday treat?

Amazon have the CBFM for 58 quid plus 12 quid for sticks - seems very reasonable to me or am I mad/too rich?

Ugh - I read something quite upsetting recently about pregnancy in a convent. Can't remember where it was but it was somewhere in mainland Europe and there was an underground tunnel linking the convent to the monastery - when they investigated it the tunnel was lined with the corpses of the bandoned babies. :(

One of my RL friends was a nun. She now has 5 kids and is an absolute horror on a night out with the gentlemen. As in you have to pull her off them!

Prisoner Cell Block H????? I want to be Bea! Only man around is Harold Bishop and I'm not sure the world needs his genes spreading though!

Apparently you can't be too rich or too thin Alps. I am neither

:( at your convent story. That's the type of thing I always think of when I think of Nuns. oh and Julie Andrews of course.

Alps my old boss was an ex-nun as well, lest becasue she couldn't stop thinking about lip stick! Ditto the horreur with men and nights out!

If you do a soap you have to make it Hollyoaks. The others are all far too depressing. Plus one of the characters has just announced she is going to become a nun because the child of her dead husband born by her cousin has just narrowly escaped death (saved by the ghostly visitation of afore mentioned husband) So fulfils both storylines really. And suitably rediculous. I am sure Warren Fox would be happy to impregnate you all (although not sure how you would feel about it)

Anyway, let's hope it's one full of lovely BESHy wins becuase there are many spots opening in the Deli with all this laying! We can't eat this much cheese on our own. :o

rocket oooh yes please to Warren. I loves them bad boys I does.

In WOOFLing news - I have two carbunkles on my chin. I'm either i) diffed, ii) about to turn 13 or iii) my body is fucking with me.

boo If only it were "too fat or too poor" - I'd be in the running then fo sho. Although with obviously less running.

I couldn't shag Warren 'my acting consists of 3 grimace-like faces' Fox. Whereas I'm sure we could smuggle someone sexy into the prison hidden in a loaf of bread or something...

I think a Soap based thread would be good - something filled with grey faced cardigan wearing drudgery would suit my mood right now.

I don't think my win really counts to be honest. I've already had two people say "Well at least you can get pregnant!" Yes, averaging one pregnancy every 18 months means I might get a baby in about ten years or so then! Grrr.

I think I should hide until I can cheer the fuck up a bit, I am embodying far too much of the B and E in BESH.

You know it's perfectly legal to punch people who say that in the face, right?

We luff you. You cheer the fuck up when you bloody feel like it and not before.

Who the effing nora is Warren btw?

yeah i know what you mean boo

WF: what my motivation in this scene?
Director: Barely concealed constipation.

Found this for pony

What's not to like about Warren? Sneery, paunched and IRL hangs out with a cheap, tattooed slag. I am so in there!

barbie As owlie states, it's in the TTC rulebook - you may beat them with your hands or with a well-thumbed copy of TCOYF.

BB> WANKERS!!!!!!!!! Just that. How could anyone say that to anyone?

Good idea - as they swoop in for the sympathy hug I'll swiftly deliver a knuckle duster to the kidneys instead of a watery smile/grimace and "mmmm yes".