It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Yey Rhi!! So pleased! I have missed Rhi's ridiculous sense of humour on here in the last few weeks, she must have been busy making sure baby was fully cooked

Pretzel I think it is a good idea to do daisy on the birthing ball, good practice for labour, the other ladies will be well jel. You can pump up birth balls with a football pump me thinks.

Thanks pud! All the air starts escaping before I can plug it up and then it squishes down with my weight on it! as long as it doesn't pop...

Woo hoo, well done Rhi!

Yay for a baby! Congrats Rhi!

bat you've totally got this! Stay positive woman!

Parkrun tomorrow! I'm going to participate by standing at my back gate with a coffee and cheering the runners!

Thanks sky

Ha ga that sounds like my kind of exercise!

Busy day today, just waiting for acupuncture lady to arrive and then I'm going to finish packing the hospital bag in the hope that her work is a success (positive thinking and all that)

Sounds like a great plan Bat! Come on batlet, we want to meet you!

I think the painful tugs etc I have been feeling are movements. Joy. Mainly because they increased just now when I downed a pint of very cold water.

Congrats to Rhi!

Hope acupuncture lady works her magic Bat.

Thanks for the birthday wishes for yesterday - I spent the day feeling over tired and constantly on the cusp of vomiting. Lovely. Please tell me the nausea goes. Dinner times are being ruined!!! I asked my DH to cancel the lovely thai place he had booked and instead demanded dinner at 5pm at wagamamas as it was pre-height of nausea and I fancied the ramen (of which I ate 6 mouthfuls). Worst birthday ever! Now got to steal my stomach for lunch with DM, DH, sister, brother in law and my nieces. Bleurgh.

Ouch honey! Hope the pain eases up as things stretch out in your womble!

Aww feathered sorry to hear that nausea spoiled your birthday!

Exciting about the movements honey!

Well I'm not in labour yet, I want my money back! Just joking, I know it won't definitely work - I'm seeing her again on Tues if nothing before then. She said even if it doesn't bring anything on then it should help to prepare things so that if I am induced then it will make it a bit easier.

honey painful movements doesn't sound right to me, I'm sure they're not supposed to be painful. Poor you, I hope whatever it is eases soon.

ga is it a junior parkrun? The full 5k runs are only on Saturdays, but I think the junior 2k runs are on Sunday's - get your cheering face on

I lovely night out last night, burgers for a friends birthday. DH went out separately, to a local brewery and I gave him and his friends a lift home they were hanging! I wouldn't like to be them this morning. Luckily DS is at his GPs so we've had a little lie in!

Thursday apparently it's relatively common in endometriosis ladies. Scar tissue all over uterus, after all. I have been warned that as I also have scarring on the ligaments that support the womb, aa bump gets bigger it may get painful as they stretch.

Still, no periods! Winner!

Yay Rhi congratulations!!!

Oh honey that's exciting about movements mine sometimes feel sore of its in the wrong place but not all the time so definitely something to ask your midwife about.

Hope things start moving for you soon bat did the acupuncture relax you if nothing else?

I feel like I've got a cold coming on today, first one as a preggo. Though I did have my whooping cough vaccine on Friday so it could be that. Went to one of my best friends weddings yesterday and it was awesome managed to stay out till midnight! Also did some dancing well more like pregnant lady swaying so that was fun and I got through my reading with no noticeable mistakes which I'm really pleased about 31 weeks today!

Ahh no. Big for feathered sorry the nausea affected your birthday, honey for hurty uterus, and to bat for not being in labour yet.

Oh and congrats rhi!

jc hope your coldy feeling doesn't come to anything.

do we know if rhi had a boy or girl?

so we need to know if tru and gliding had their babies? the stats sheet is looking scary lol!

Oft, poor honey thank you for explaining.

Good effort on the dancing JC!

Congratulations Rhi hope you had a sneezebirth and are having lots of lovely snuggles

Bat, have you packed your bag yet? How about some long walks to get things going?

We went out last night, mum came round and babysat. We were 4 miles away and gone 3 hours. I drank a bottle of red! Still managed the night feeds though
B was a little monkey for my mum just like he is for us, glad it's not just me!

Congratulations Rhi!
Sorry your movements are so painful honey but yay for the baby wriggling.
Yesterday morning DH said how great it was that I've only felt nauseous and haven't actually been sick. Cue walking down the road, gagging and having to lean over into a field to vom! Classy.

Nice Fruit! Hope you feel better now. I would blame your DH entirely.

Excellent work on the night out Purple. If I had a bottle of wine after 9 months of (mostly) abstinence I would be hammered!

I am currently supposed to be painting while DH does the garden but I appear to be in bed with the cats. Shhhhhh.

Glad you had a nice night out purple, wine sounds delicious! Nope not done the bag yet but promised mr bat it would be in today's to do list so I'm going to get up after I've finished my current episode of OBEM as he will be home in an hour and a half! I know I should go for a walk but it's still so hot and humid outside that it just pisses me off being out there so I've just been on my ball instead.

Oh fruit that was most definitely dh's fault!

bat I can't imagine how you cope in that heat! I'm quite glad it's a nice 13 degrees here now. It feels pleasant which is something I never thought I'd say!

DP is being lovely and is cleaning out the guinea pigs on his own so I can rest and sneeze

I blamed him too!
Ooh jc I love guinea pigs. How many do you have?

It's OK really jc because we just hide inside in the AC for half the year, it's just if I have to go outside for longer than it takes me to walk from the house to the car then it makes me unhappy - it has actually cooled down believe it or not to 35 degrees but the humidity has gone right up again and that's what makes it the worst. At least when the baby is a few weeks old it will be getting to the nicest weather of the year so we will be able to get out.

Lovely of your DH to clean the guinea pigs

That's true bat but still don't envy you!

I've got 2 guinea pigs called Franklin and Bruce they are very fun to watch

I've just had a donut craving. That's a thing right?! Unfortunately no donuts in the house and I don't fancy going out. Plus can't ask dp since I've sat and pretty much watched him clean the cage