It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I've been having ishoos getting on any Internet pages again, I fully expected a batlet by now, where is it?!
Have your friends quit bugging you yet?

Evening!

Scan was good, full details on FB.

Now having a celebratory Thai for tea. Yum.

glad its not as bad as you first thought molly

niff hope things turn out well for your friend and her bubba

honey about to head to fb...

Who asked for frer pic? I can't post on here on phone. Will put on fb.

Ahh batlet sounds so cute would! Still no sign, since the sweep last night I'm suddenly symptom spotting worse than in the just shagging days! Seem to have a really little bit of thick pink discharge (niiiiice) and when I walk it feels like the baby is going to fall through the bottom of my stomach but otherwise all pretty normal. Baby has had an extremely busy day fidgeting around, I'm feeling a little bit beaten up!

Saw your line on fb lil - it's a thing of beauty indeed!

Honey, very glad to see on FB that the scan went well AND that you are going to get some anti sickness meds!

Had whooping cough jab today. Didn't hurt. Meant to have it in my right arm so I could sleep on my left. But I forgot! Not too tender yet though...

Ahh bat that sounds positive to me!

Ooh bat it's sounding positive! Good luck!

Oooh Bat how are you today?

Thanks pud. Have the endocrine consultant today so will pester her for drugs.

I think I want to talk to a gynae who knows about endometriosis too. I am finding the uterus stretching quite painful, and what I think are movements are also tugging at scar tissue. Would like to know if I need to get ready to find everything more painful than normal for next 20 weeks.

Morning! Still no baby! Or signs or any baby. Off for a nice lunch with mr bat.

Good luck with the appointment honey hope you get the drugs and answers you need. That reminds me I was supposed to see my endocrinologist last week and have blood tests, oops.

Oh no honey hope you get the drugs you need.

I'm in a lot of pain today. Back is really sore (had a whole day on my feet/very uncomfortable chairs yesterday) and my feet and hands are swollen and stiff. Days like today I wish I didn't work.

Hooray for 9.5 bat! Still time to cram in those extra few sessions!! Only 0.5 to go, you are sooo close, come on girl!!!!

Morning all. Trying to decide if my back ache is coincidence or symptom. How early did you guys get back ache in lower back? I have back issues but usually at top around bra strap and up. Rarely get it at base of spine.

I think so many of us have had such different symptoms that we can upset ourselves comparing them. Fwiw I have not had lower back pain except one day at 19 weeks, but I did have a painful butt cheek at 15-17 weeks.

At hospital for appt. Had my wee admired and bp taken (still only 110/64, go me) and heard heartbeat again. Now waiting for consultant. Last time they ran 1 hour late so getting comfy.

lil i had quite a niggly back from quite early on until about 9/10 weeks I think - a little bit sciatic/achey v low down and off to one side. Some of my symptoms, 'though mild, did genuinely start pre-bfp...nausea in particular.

bat exciting to think that by the time i come back from holiday there'll probably be a batlet around :)

fair point honey its only at night/first thing in the morning so i think maybe i'm just sleeping differently or something so not really considering it a symptom atm. I just wish I could use my normal back cream! But i'll take the back pain if i get a baby at the end of it obviously!

5hell i haven't had any nausea yet but had it really early last time. DH thinks the fact i've had accupuncture straight after bfp may be keeping it at bay from what he's been reading this morning he's even set up a countdown timer to due date bless him
Where you going on hols?

Just nipping in to say I had my early scan and there's a tiny baby measuring 1.9cm with a heartbeat of 174 bpm! I heard it properly thumping too! I'm so so so so relieved and just keeping everything crossed that it carries on. It's measuring a day ahead too according to size I'm 8+3.

Another 4-5 weeks until official first scan. Argh.

yay feathered - so pleased for you! just keep busy and it'll soon be your 12w scan. if i recall that means you can now have a wonderful relaxed bday (without lashings of celebratory prosecco unfortunately, but hey it's worth it!)

off to Dubrovnik v v early in the morning, weather looks a bit crap, i've not packed yet, still need to finalise travel insurance (eek), get a wax, and work a full hectic day - so feeling well relaxed!

Great news Feathered! It's amazing how in 4 weeks time that little blob will look like a baby!

Phew! Seen dietician to help me ward off GD, now waiting for anti sickness prescription in pharmacy. The good news is I get growth scans! Yay! because I am so fat Really excited to be able to see baby more... They'll be at 28 and 36 weeks.

Congratulations Feathered hope you can relax and enjoy your birthday weekend. Time will go a bit quicker now until your next scan. Only 5 days to wait for mine.
Have a great holiday 5hell!

Yay feathered! That's great news!! Also was going to say I watched doctor foster and found it a bit anticlimactic as well.

Have a lovely holiday 5hell.

Hooray for extra scans honey!

Major stabby fanjo daggers here this week. Feel like my vag is being prised apart, wtf.

Oh and yy to early back pains lil.

Happy birthday 5hell!

Lil I had a funny lower back too. It comes and goes.

I never had backache in the early stages lil but I'm sure many have, I only ever had sore boobs so I'm probably not a good one to talk about symptoms!

Congrats on the scan feathered - isn't it just so incredible? I remember at our first early scan the baby was 3mm long and had a heartbeat, it blew me away and it's hard to believe it is the same actual baby sized baby causing me internal violence right now!

Have a fab holiday 5hell - yep I guess batlet will be here by your return, shit!

Great news about the scan feathered!

5hell enjoy your holiday!

I've had backache from about 8w, and still here and getting worse. It is worst in the morning when I get up and if I sit on the sofa for long time (usually in the evening), or after a longish walk. A few times I felt like my pubic bone is going to split in half, wtf?