It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

bag have a nap and order in!

Yesssss am superwoman. Made curry. And the best thing is that they are coming an hour later than expected so it's all cooked now and I'm having a sit down, bliss!

You're as bad as Ga. Tsk tsk. Enjoy it!

Haha no I'm not - no danger of me picking up a mop or any other cleaning implement!

Well done bat, put your feet up and enjoy the curry! Hope they are bringing some cake!

Managed to get a dentist appt for Thursday, yay!

Well done bat

tea I was consultant led until being discharged 2 weeks ago and told I needed to make a 20 week midwife appt after my 20 week scan. I rang today and they seemed to think I didn't need an appointment until 25 weeks! I had to explain 3 times I've not seen a midwife since booking in and that my hospital appointments are endocrinologist only... Good thing I preserved with it... Although my appointment is 2 days before my 20 week scan now

pretz hope you feel better soon. I had my flu jab last weds and I'm still very poorly. I must have picked something up at the surgery or something!

I feel ok now thanks sky Ugh sorry to hear you're poorly. That's the trouble with having to go the doctor's and the hospital for all these things with a preggo immune system isn't it! Although I get the bus anyway, which is basically a tin of germs on wheels at this time of year.

I just ordered this cute mat cardi. Eeee autumn is my fave time of year!

Nice pretz

Delurking to share food porn

lil yes it's on my iPhone. It works very nicely indeedy, much better than the old app! Lovely to have you lurking with us!

Oooh and that Camembert sandwich looks amazing lil, definitely on the ok list too!

Jealous of all the movement. At 17 +2 I still haven't felt bean at all. I know I'm not supposed to worry as it's my first but here's me say here still worrying

Don't worry Country! (Can't think of anything more helpful to say...)

Nice Cardi Pretz, you can probably wear it post pregnancy too. My mat coat arrived today, it's lovely and warm but too big so going to have to swap sizes. I want to wear it noooooow!

Country I am 19+6 and have no movements and no bump.

country I didn't feel anything until 20+ weeks because of my stupid anterior placenta boo. So I'd say don't worry but I was going out of my head with worry so that'd be a bit hypocritical of me. But I'm feeling her now and all well according to scan so I worried needlessly!

pud my mat coat is miles too big and DP laughed at me when I showed him. Reckon it'll be dead warm though.

And I've got my first daisy birthing tonight and I'm scared!!

Anterior placenta? Think I may have one of those??

Wait anterior means at the front? I don't have that

Oh. My. Good. Grief. I have lovely homemade lasagne for dinner soon, but now all I want is that camembert toastie!

country yes, it just means at the front, sorry.

Urgh camembert...one thing I don't miss during pregnancy haha!

Holiday is over. Flying at 10 tomorrow. Sad Jelly. Still had an amazing time :)

Glad you had a good time Jelly

Daisy birthing was intense! Kind of made me confront the fact I'm going to have to give birth at some point, which I have been terrified of forever! (I used to have nightmares about it long before I was even ttc!) I have been less anxious about it since being pregnant really, but I guess after tonight I really feel like oh god I have to do this, and I'm afraid. I liked the movement but found the breathing difficult, it made me feel dizzy.

Keep practising the breathing Pretzel, our instructor said we can change the pace if we need too. Did baby Pretzel like it? Baby pud goes loopy during/after daisy, I think it must get more oxygen with all the breathing/chilling out.

Pretz I was thinking of you at the DB class tonight! Did she get the cookie cutters out and show you 10cms? Totally freaked me out too...

Considering I almost fainted when I had my coil fitted I'm not sure how this whole cervical dilation thing is going to go. But I did find the breathing thing got better through the classes. Try to practise it at home a bit, I think it's really difficult to breathe to someone else's rhythm, you have to find your own. Otherwise you end up dizzy...

My fanny stretcher arrived yesterday, on the subject of things I'm trying not to think about. I totally didn't blow it up to 10cms, study it for a while, and decide to revert straight back to denial. Still only 26w so loads of time before I need to begin stretching... I could probs do some pelvic floor training given pissy- pants incidents tho.

Oh god the 10cm cookie cutter!