It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Niff!!!!

Weird ass dream woke me up. Started well, involving legolas and aragorn (must watch LOTR again soon) but descended in to a study on psychopathic behaviours and lots of murdering. Because of course it did!

Bloody scanxiety. 20 week scan on Thursday.

sky why no 16 wk appointment? Is it cos it's not your first pregnancy? Not much happened at mine, but I had one all the same.

Hahaha jelly - bit of a disaster in that we can't get buzzy friends here! A couple of people have successfully snuck them into the country but many more have failed and I would absolutely die if I got picked up by customs for trying to import sex toys However I am pleased to report that we had the sex Thought it wasn't going to happen at first as mr bat started snoring away so I was lying there silently seething but then he woke up and we did, woohoo! He seems to have realised he isn't going to damage me or the baby so we're all good. I think he is a bit disappointed though that it didn't send me into immediate labour, he has rather a high opinion of his sperm since getting me upduffed. He seems to be wanting the baby to come now instead of being scared of it!

honey everything crossed for your scan on Thurs, I'm sure all will be fine and it will be a lovely experience! One of my best friends has her 20 week scan this week too and is feeling the same - she is finally pregnant from her 5th round of IVF so we are all very excited but she understandably is a bit nervous.

Ooh and hi niff - welcome back! Have you moved yet??

Oh and honey I had a murdering dream this week too, we've been watching a lot of Dexter though!

Gx for Thursday Honey, it will all be fine. Quite jealous of you aragorn dream!

How are you feeling Pretzel? Recovered from the flu jab?

Good luck honey, mines on Monday and already getting wound up.

Feeling a bit "emosh" this morn, insomnia is kicking my arse and I feel so exhausted that I want to stay in bed rather than adult at work. Been up half hour and I have 1 sock on...

Yay for the sex bat :) he needs to keep it up now!!

honey scan will be fine :) Thursday isn't long to wait!

Hey niff!

Gx bat, you're almost there!!!!

Honey Gx for Thursday I'm sure you'll be just fine! Xx

Thanks for the union advice pud

Food advice cont'd: take vit d (10 micrograms)
No pate includes no veggie pate as well

Damn, I really want baked camembert now a whole one, all to myself, with an entire french stick

Welcome queen lil!

Ooh how exciting honey! GX for a good scan, are you finding out team filly or willy or are you team untilly?

bat no buzzy friends??! yay for shagging though! told you you were gorgeous!

pud all better thanks, just had a busy day of pottery/poetry/totes emosh last meeting with my OT definitely outing myself. Arm still hurts like a biatch. How're you? How's your back? I am having some luck with the combo of stretches/pillows I'm currently using for now.

niff come baaaaack!

cake

Ooooh honey sugar soap.......oooh. Have you used it? It CLEANS. Its very degreasing!

Pretzel my back has randomly been a lot better the last week or so (not wanting to jinx it!) I think the chiropractor did some good stuff. A little ironic as I am currently sat waiting for my NHS physio appointment, but my ribs/left hip are still sore so I'm sure they will be kept busy! Generally feeling much better though and SLEEPING which is amazing. I think that anything that happens in pregnancy that is uncomfortable we automatically assume will last until EDD/get worse, but hopefully that is not always the case.

Glad you are feeling better from the flu jab!

Hello everyone! I move next week bat - flying Tuesday evening. I'm planning on treating myself to a new iPad in duty free (cos after all the sodding packing I definitely deserve it!) so hopefully after that MNing can resume.

Now I have to re-remember everyone's MN identities rather than their real Facebook names!

ga I've been sugar soaping the walls this week to get furniture marks off them. But you shouldn't be sugar soaping whilst the universe falls out your fanny you mad woman!

Welcome lil! I hope you have lots of things to do till your scan to keep you distracted! Also stay away from pissy sticks, that way the madness lies...

Niff how come you can't use the app? I can use mine no probs on iPhone. Hope the big move goes well!

My scan is next Wed. Not too anxious yet but I'm sure I will be next week!

And my exemption card has finally arrived. Now need to go and find a dentist.

Sugar soap? What is this witchcraft? Teach me! Thanks for wishes... Glad its only hitting now, not long to wait.

We do want to find out but at the moment I am more concerned about a heartbeat than genitals! paranoid

carrot which app is this? My old chat app hasn't worked since MN suspended it - is the new one out? If I use the mobile site on my iPhone/creaking iPad 2 there's a massive delay between typing and the text coming up, it takes aaages, even on my super fast home connection. On 3G it just doesn't load at all...

Great news pud!

Sugar soap is brill, used it to degrease the kitchen walls when I moved in here after the former filthy tenant.

Niff I think there was a new app for ios8, but I'm on Android so didn't pay attention

Bugger I'm supposed to be cooking dinner for 2 friends and am going to cook a big portion so I can put the extra in the freezer for post baby.....friends arriving in 1.5 hours but after going to get my nails done, meeting a friend for lunch (I know, hard life) and going to the supermarket I'm absolutely knackered and just want to have a nap before they come over! Don't want to make curry! They wouldn't mind at all if I said sorry I can't be arsed let's order in but of course I'm trying to be superwoman, idiot. And I do need to fill the freezer. Might watch an episode of OBEM whilst I chop!

oh dear bat i think you need to get off mn and get chopping!! good luck! Just remember as much as you can't be arsed now you will be less arsed when baby arrives!!

Yeah mobile site doesn't work for me at all anymore, it just freezes. I think I had the old app first, which didn't work and then it just updated itself. It's a blue icon with white "speaking" box inside it, like you get in comics.

Just had a nap. BabyCarrot was moving loads when I was lying down.

Bat just order in. You can be a superwoman tomorrow.

Eee, this is bonny! New app! You can see pictures and everything! And I've made the background a nice shade of puce. Dead swish!

Well then viroids, I'd best be off to catch up with all the news!

niff is that on ios or android?