It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Lurk away lil :) we are here for any questions you may have like everyone could answer the oracles questions

Yeh I've read that sushi uses frozen fish but not sure abroad. I might have a sneaky prawn viroids.

Jelly pick up a prawn, hold it in front of DPS face, lick it and then tell him I told you too. Then pretend to go into anaphylaxis Twill teach him for being a preggo food nazi!

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Ah man, I had some amAZING sushi in Dubrovnik when I was there a few years ago. It was super fresh, so won't be pregnancy friendly I'm afraid 5hell. But you'll have as much seafood pasta and ice cream as you can eat! There's also a fantastic bakery down a little side street off the central pedestrian way. Can't remember the name. Remember the many honey cakes and cheese pastries I hoovered up!

We went in high season (as one of our Croatian/Montenegrin island hopping hols) and it was crowded - so we spent our days on a tiny island a 20 minute boat trip away - before coming back to the city in the evening when it was a little less hectic. I'd recommend the island for a few hours - total peace, lovely swimming off rocks, lovely green interior.

God I'm useless. I can't even remember the name of the tiny island.

We walked the city walls first thing in the morning - just beautiful.

So jealous - have an amazing trip.

PRAWNS ARE FINE, RIGHT? panic

Yeah they are fine feathered my dp is just neurotic about everything. So long as your are sure they are cooked (as with all shellfish) they are fine

Yay lil!!! I'm so pleased for you! Lurk away! Do you get to have an early scan?

Scan at 7 weeks if I make it that far jc

Um, you remember la's list of stuff to buy....can we get a list of stuff we can't orcan if its shorter! eat!?!

Can't eat:
Liver (too much vit A)
Pate (see above plus listeria risk)
Unpasteurised cheeses, unless cooked
Cheeses with a whit mould rind, unless cooked.
Undercooked meat and poultry (although some chose to eat rare steak/runny eggs depending on how they feel)
Seafood is fine if cooked well/from a reputable establishment
Sushi is normally fine in the UK as it has been frozen first
Wash all veggies/fruits (toxoplasmodia risk)
Only 200mg caffeine a day (less in first tri? I can't remember as I don't do caffeine!)
Try not to get terribly pissed/high.
Take folic acid.

Have I missed anything?

*white mould rind

It's not too restrictive really. More info on NHS website. Also stay away from cat poo and check medications before taking them.

Wait so if I bake my Camembert I'm OK to sit troffing it with fresh crusty bread?!?

Yup, so long as it is piping hot!

Ooh and no swordfish/shark/marlin(?) either. Only 4 tins of tuna a week.

Pretty much. Grill the shit out of it and devour.

Prezzo do a beautiful starter of rocket, bruschetta with beetroot, caramelised onion and grilled goats cheese, covered in balsamic reduction. Fucking YUM.

Oh lil tentative congrats, keeping absolutely everything crossed for you, would be SO happy to see you stay as a grad - which I'm sure you will!

lil massive congratulations!!!! Wonderful news xxx

Oily fish only twice a week- salmon/ fresh tuna/ mackerel/ herring. I eat a lot of fish so I really have to think about it to keep it under 2 portions.
I totally missed the memo that those cheeses are ok cooked, thanks pud. Gonna get me a gorgonzola pizza this week!

Btw bat have you tried no pants? Maybe a bit of naked flesh is all mr bat needs to entice him.

Good idea fruit - although things are a little, ahem, damp down there these days so I would have to remember to put some on for sleeping if it didn't have the desired effect

You could just whack out a buzzy friend bat and threaten him by saying either you do it or I do

Damn it now I really want baked Camembert

I had some baked camembert at weekend. Bloody gorgeous. Was peeved I had to share it to be honest.

Lil, enormous congratulations, lurk away

Congratulations lil!

Ok, I'm posting for the first time since hackergate! Lovely to see all you viroids over here but I'm back in honour of lil. It's bloody infuriating posting from my phone so will probably now revert to lurking til I buy my shiny new iPad/mumsnet sort out the chat app again.

Big snogs to you all!