It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Molly could be a bug of some sort? There's lots of them going around atm.

NFMD: meatballs. Cooked by DP.

Must be the day for roast pork...that's what we had for lunch too :) Forgot cabbage though - would have made it even better! Ate FAR too much crackling though, so hope baby likes saturated fat!

feel much better today and have even been fairly productive...sex, body pump, gardening, roast cooking, dog walking, and off to Nina Conti shortly :)

molly hopefully u just need a quiet restful evening and plenty to eat n drink.

pretzel I too am having leftover veggie curry that I made yesterday!!!

Haha dh is an idiot baby show isn't today it's three weeks time!

Did you find out when you got there Country?!

The crackling was good but not perfect... Was more like pork scratching. I like it when there's a layer of gooey fat underneath the crispy bit. A thin layer, mind.

But DM's red cabbage is the best thing ever.

Haha no this morning when I went on the website. Good job too were like a two hour drive away!

Jealous of all the roasts! I love doing red cabbage with apple and a touch or balsamic - sweet and sour

Mmm roast dinner, jealous. I dragged myself off the sofa in an effort to be a half decent wife ready for mr bat coming home from work and rustled up salmon, quinoa and broccoli - my body was a bit WTF is this at the vegetables!

molly hope you feel better soon!

jelly glad you're having such a lovely time, hopen it continues

Cor Bat, I've not put that much effort in and you are twice as pregnant as me!

Did have some pretty wildsexytimes last night though, so brownie points earned

Oh god I'd love a roast. We didn't have them regularly growing up so they still seem a huge treat. Roast beef is my favourite and what we have for Christmas dinner. Mmmmmm Christmas dinner...this kid better not ruin that for me this year! I'll be demanding roast potatoes from my hospital bed if it dares out in an appearance!

Feeling much better, couple of hours horizontal seems to have done this trick. And magical life giving root beer!

Happy due date Bat!

for all the poorly viroids... Feel better soon.

Bump has all of the sudden grown excessively large. It is tight and I feel really full and windy... 16 weeks tomorrow by scan dates. No talk of a 16 week appointment here. Should I ask for one?

Have a lovely time jelly
5hell I envy you the sex! Me and DP tried this morning and DS started snuffling for a feed from his Moses. Probably a good thing, I'm sweating loads, bleeding loads and am generally very milky!
carrot good job on the job!

Sounds pretty sexy Ga!

Glad you are feeling a bit better Molly. I am in the same boat as you re: Christmas. I don't mind if the baby comes on Xmas day but I am not missing my Xmas dinner (or having a hospital one!) someone is going to have to ship one in for me!!

What did other people do/plan to do re: parents and babies arriving? PIL live around the corner so no worries there. My parents (who are fab) live about 4 hours away. Do I let them know when I am in labour? Or when baby is born? They will be first time GPs so presume they will be down pretty sharpish. I will most likely stay at the MLU for 3 days so they could stay at our house and look after cats/DH! Any thoughts? They will be v concious of not overstaying their welcome... just have no idea how I will feel when baby arrives!

Ha country sounds like something my DP would do.

bat I'm impressed, but you're perfectly entitled to stay on the sofa at your stage you know!

honey v jealous of the sexy times. I'm still not getting any

molly glad you're feeling a little better.

I'm feeling bit better too! Just ate some toast and actually enjoyed it, less achy too.

Urgh. Monday. Bat/Tru/Rhi could one of you do a baby to cheer me up?!

Annual leave for me this week pud sorry to rub it in! Off to a hotel in Warwickshire with dp for a couple of nights. Though not sure what we're going to do with the weather like it is!

Sorry pud no baby appearance here which is a bit annoying as 5.10.15 would be a cool birthday. I also had a decent night's sleep last night so feel like I could do it more than I would have been able to yesterday!

Jealous of all of you getting the shags in, we still haven't had any after my little meltdown a couple of weeks ago....I'm still convinced mr bat finds me repulsive so can't bring myself to make him do it as it would be a total pity shag but I think he is waiting for me to initiate! He did say last night 'oh I guess if the baby doesn't come soon then I should slip you one (he's a romantic so and so clearly) to see if it gets anything moving' to which I thought well you could anyway just because you want to not just as a desperate measure! But I didn't and instead just went to sleep feeling horny

Urgh pud tell me about it...my week started with cleaning up dog diaorrea from kitchen AND dining room floors at 5:30am (doubt that carpet will recover to be honest) ...hope no-one elses morning started quite so revoltingly!

count down to holiday begins now...flying to Croatia on saturday (thank god!). any must sees/dos in dubrovnik? I think a few of you have been recently-ish?

jc how about random films at the cinema, National trust houses or a nice pool/spa to splosh around in?

Ooh have a lovely holiday 5hell - haven't been to dubrovnik but it sounds lovely.

Can anyone give me ideas of what to cook tomorrow? Need to kill 2 birds with 1 stone - have a couple of friends coming over for dinner and also thought if I cook something big then portions can go into the freezer for post baby. I've already got chilli and bolognese in the freezer and one of my friends only likes chicken!

How about a chicken casserole bat? Mmm. Can stick veggies in so it's healthy and freezes well.

DP has a meeting about paternity leave and it doesn't look good as he only started work recently. Now worrying about that plus whether he'll even be able to get away while I'm in labour. Feeling quite tearful, I can't do this without him! (He's a teacher.)

Just lurking on in to advise that there may or may not be some POAFRER action early tomorrow morning...but it's not at all exciting...oh, no, we're not getting excited at all. < Bounces Slinks back to UGs>

Oooh chat keeping everything crossed!! Please update!

Aww pretzel I'm sorry to hear about the paternity leave - I know how hard it is with teachers taking time off because my mum is a teacher but surely they wouldn't be mean enough to not let him be there for the labour! Hope he manages to negotiate something - or that you go into labour on a Friday night! Are you due near a school holiday?

ps I remembered I've got a frozen tub of curry base from when I ambitiously made proper curry from scratch a couple of months ago so I think I'll make a curry from that and get some nan breads etc - sorted!

Not me Bat - can't get FRERs over here!

temporary de-lurk

Pretzel that's awful - there's no WAY they can expect him to not be at the birth of his baby! Seriously. If the school are difficult, see if he can take the decision to the education authority/trust.

Question: I just ate a prawn and rocket wrap from EAT. Worried because it had rocket in it - i.e. pre-packed salad. I just completely forgot. Is salad in freshly made (bought) sandwiches OK?