It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I had WC and flu done at the same time with DS. Both arms. It was a big mistake! The WC was sorer though IIRC.

It's been v quiet on here lately btw, was everyone watching rugby last night? Such a shame for England!

Happy Due Date Bat if that bag's not packed now it never will be

Thanks tea! I was thinking I might give the bag a bit of attention today actually Poor mr bat seems convinced something will happen today, was fussing around me before he left for work and I had to promise to call him if anything happens -as if I wouldn't!

Ouch to all of you having injections! Hope they are OK. I'm pretty good with medical procedures but am not a fan of injections - I think it's the fluid going in I don't like because I've given blood absolutely loads of times and don't mind the needles going in at all!

Eep Happy Due Date Bat! Surely you deserve some kind of cake today?

Hmm I don't have any cake but I was going to treat myself to cheese, piccalilli and tuna for lunch and I have a large bar of dairy milk in the fridge. Maybe mr bat should take me for tea and cake after he gets home from work, good thinking

Aw happy due date bat!

Urgh viroids I've never had the flu jab before and it has messed me up good n proper. Was all feverish and twingey pains all night. Milder twinges this morning but feel wrecked.

Happy due date bat!!!! You will definitely NOT have the baby today only 5% of babies arrive on their due date so you're 95% certainly to be labour free today. Its my due date in a few days and J is two weeks old tomorrow already!

Oh pretzel you poor thing, hope you're taking it easy today.

Wow ga I can't believe he is already 2 weeks old, that's mad!

I'm in total denial about having a baby, when will I start to believe it?!

I imagine it is fairly believable when it is coming down your birth canal Bat...

Pretzel, flujabitis gets me every year. Not fun but shouldn't last long. Use paracetamol if you need it.

Happy EDD bat! With DS my waters broke on my due date... Just sayin'

Ha pud that's very true!

Ooh carrot well I've got 7 hours to go for something to happen! Had a message from mr bat asking how I'm feeling, don't know why he is so convinced haha. My money is on 12th Oct.

Ooh bat it's so exciting. Even if nothing happens today it's a major milestone!!

Dsis just brought a load of niece's old baby stuff over including two binbags of clothes. Sorting it into age groups. Oh god everything is so so so cute! I feel so lucky and broody!

I'm gonna say the 10th bat why not.

Just discovered cross ginger fast asleep in the baby's Moses basket, she was practically folded in half. Ridiculous!

What are other Viroids having for dinner on this sunny Sunday?

We're having roast pork with all the trimmings: crackling, apple sauce, roast veg/potato medley, broccoli, carrots, home made gravy. Yum!

DP is doing the dinner, so I'm making a coffee and walnut cake. I love coffee and walnut cake, but cake baking is not my area of expertise. I'll post a picture on facebook, and you guys can decide if it is fit for GBBO, or just fit for GBBO An Extra Slice

Mm tea, that all sounds amazing. We're having leftover veggie curry I made yesterday.

How long do babies wear one later more than you? First 3 months? First 6 months? Just trying to figure out what I need.

Layer*

I just had roast pork at my parents. Red cabbage, how I love it. Crackling, apple sauce ... Perfection!

Going to my friend's for a roast - winner! I made dessert though as she is upduffed also, don't want her to be overdoing it!

MEGA BALLS. Need to do the last coat of yellow the last wall of the nursery, and have run out of paint!! So not worth buying a whole tin. Meh, the spare room is going to be painted last and is going to end up with 4 walls of different coloured left over paint at this rate!

pretzel 6-9m but really use your intuition. DD and DS (first time I've said DS on mn......) are both hot children, my nephew is too so I didn't and wont extra layer them for indoors.

Hey viroids!!! Checking in from Spain! WiFi has been a nightmare but I'm on now. 29 degrees today, just bliss. We've got trout, salad and potatoes for dinner. Nom.

Happy due day bat :)

Nothing to report here, baby kicking all the time like a nutter, just going to enjoy the next 3 days of my holiday :)

Back from weekend away, boo hiss for England

Happy due date bat!

Congratulations on job carrot!

Feel horrific, very dizzy, headache, sick, trembly. Not really sure what's going on, had some food in case blood sugars low but no better. Feel like could pass out or throw up at any moment, not much fun!

Could be low BP Molly, we are at the prime time for it apparently, it should start to go back up soon. Lots of water, lie down and call the MW if it doesn't ease.

That's lovely about the clothes Pretzel, moments like that make it all feel real!

Hola Jelly!

Whoops pud, what a pain in the arse. And yes! Exactly! I suddenly had all these little clothes in front of me that are going to have a little person in!

Very jealous of everyone's roast dinners

Thanks ga! Aww DS!

Have a good holiday jelly

Sorry you're feeling poorly molly do phone the MW if you're worried

Ahhh OK thanks pud, am slumped on sofa so hopefully will improve soon