Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Sky she sounds like someone who really doesn't deserve your time. I'm glad your dp can see it and is understanding

Oh wow sky what a cow. She will only have herself to blame when she's old and lonely. She could have had a lovely family around her. Withhold the babies I say serve her right.

jc your weekend sounds perfect! hope it helps you forget the stupid gp and you get lots of tlc from everyone.

we only told one of my best friends so far - no offensive comments there. i think most people will be flabbergasted (except the few that know we're ttc) as me and dh have been together for 12 years and dh is not known for his fatherly ways, although is actually v good with other peoples kids.

got to love old houses ga ...interesting cracks, worrying holes etc! we've still got 2.5 rooms to renovate and we've lived here nearly 4 years!

Hiya viroids! Purple it's nearly d day for you!! How exciting!

Just thought I'd let you know that i checked Facebook group settings and anyone can add a member, so you shouldn't need to find an admin to ask. I'm an admin though so if that's not the case let me know and I'll fix it.

JC I'm envious of your lovely sounding day today! Hope you're feeling a bit better.

Sky! What a bitch! Sooooo glad your OH see's it too. Sod her, she can get tae fuck. (Did I say it right, Northerners?)

Trying to decide if I should suggest a McDonald's breakfast. We're out for a curry tonight so maybe not... But as we are fresh back from holiday I need to go to shops to get food in anyway!

Thanks everyone. It has been getting worse and worse since Xmas and I don't know why... DP says this happened to her sisters partners too. Just awful. Feeling better about it this am though. Going to bake my favorite cake.

Sky, your MIL sounds like a complete tool. Hope you are okay.

JC glad you are being looked after, I am impressed by your DPS cooking skills!

Ga, why would I need to buy new pajamas? Mine fit just fiiiine if I only pull them up to the mid thigh, and then walk like a penguin in them

Happy weekend all, more house organising here and a bit of sewing I think.

Oh, snap pud. I'm finishing upholstering the dining chairs today then moving on to cushion covers...

Oooh fancy, put a pic on FB when you are done. Haven't technically made it out of bed so far so the DIY is not going too well here ha ha

JC I meant to say that I agree with the others, you need to see another GP or could you see someone privately? GPs in my experience are only good at general stuff and can fall short in specialist areas. I thought private appointments would be massively expensive but they weren't so bad, especially if you factor in the quality of care you get from seeing someone dedicated to the field that you need help with. Also, you seem from what I can glean from your posts, to have anxiety as opposed to just depression and you need someone who understands what you're feeling to make the decision as to what drug will help you. As Im sure you know all ADs are not created equal.

PS no offence intended to the NHS. I love the NHS!

Eugh. Haven't been sick in over a week, feeling excellent. Got home last night. Threw up this morning on walking in to kitchen for first time. It's clean, fgs! I am going to bleach the shit out of it.

honey was Northumberland lush? Get the zoflora oot!
sky your mother in law sounds just delightful! And not at all a total cunt!
J.C. ooh lovely puddings and buggys that makes me feel cosy.

Where is niff I need to discuss prunes with her.
Thursday running???? Again???? That's amazing I can't manage stairs.
tea pud enjoy being crafty and diy ing. That's what Saturdays are for.
5hell what rooms do you have left to finish?
Waves at la
I've sanded a wall and filled bin bags and glared at the dust. Kicked the dust. Had a little sweep of the dust. Gave up. I think I've inhaled most of it.

Oh no honey this sickness business is not funny!

Lol ga she's a real delight.

Afternoon viroids, 3 days to go til Purplebaby arrives -eeeek!

Tried to squeeze out some boob juice today, one of them got slightly damp but nothing I could collect. I'll try again tomorrow.

Crossing off a list of lasts now. Out for dinner tonight just me and DH. Last time for a while. Got my hair dyed last night, can't greet baby with white roots, he'll be wondering who the old hag is

Ga I need prune advice too. I bought some dried ones to take to hospital for post baby poo. No idea how many to eat though

Sky definitely sounds like time for NC...what a nightmare!

JC hope you're feeling better today. Your GP sounds awful, definitely go see a different one.

...3 days...feck

Purple I buy the soft 'ready to eat' prunes (the ones in a resealable bag), and when I need them, have about half a dozen as a once a day portion. If I really needed to have a soft no-hassle poo, I'd double that. Wouldn't eat much more than that for fear of causing stomach cramps.

Gosh Sky she's a real delight! Great your DP is in your side though! I'm one of the very lucky ones and I've got a wonderful MIL whom I sometimes prefer to my own mum

Sounds like a nice day JC, enjoy it! I am too v impressed by your DP's cooking abilities!

So far I've done nothing today... Planning to do some draw/cupboard tidying later. DP was an absolute today and cleaned the whole kitchen and hoovered downstairs while looking after DS while I was having my lie in.

Thanks for prune advice Tea, I got some yesterday so must remember to eat them now I'm on iron tabs.

Sadly, after almost 6 months of hassle free pooing, I think I might have to get in on the prune action. I've eaten a tin of fruit though which normally does the trick so I might wait until later to add prunes into the mix.

Have ordered a maternity swimming costume as my normal one was indecent. Am hoping this inspires me to swim more, I need to build up some stamina for labour!

Ga it was lush! Photos on FB. Just a few.

Sky I am so miffed, I am convinced it is a "smell" in the house causing it. I need to get DH to put the spices in a resealable bag or something.

Ga I want to use a whole bottle, such is my desire. Think I shall fill the sink with it and hit water and just wipe down EVERYTHING that isn't alive. Do have wood surfaces though... Can I zoflora it?

I would zoflora wood yeah.
What bit of the supermarket would prunes be in?

Normally near home baking Ga

I'm going to Ikea. On a Saturday afternoon. Wish me luck Viroids. if I don't post by 7pm, send a search party, I'll be rocking backwards and forwards in a corner somewhere in the middle bit where you feel like you will never get back out

When I am sensible I remember to buy prune juice from the supermarket. About 4oz is enough for a daily serving and works a treat. Tastes better than it looks...

Feeling OK about decision to go NC with MIL. Feel very sad that baby will have NC with both grannies (my own mother is actually dangerous). Also, what do you all reckon about DP. Is it weird if he and DSD just go to see her without me, DD, and baby?

honey sometimes I can't even smell the smell I just know it is there... I don't vom though. I get reflux in my mouth instead.