Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

[5hell]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Bump is itchy possibly imminent stretch marks to go with the outies belly button and I've decided that clothes on the bump are too uncomfortable so I am hanging out with the bump out tonight. Classy.

Top less or just short top pud?

I've avoided stretch marks on my belly but my boobs are covered in them :( I've gone up almost 3 sizes already and apparently my boobs weren't ready for this level of growth

Bloody hell pud I'd have killed to go on ft administration when I was pregnant and teaching, that sounds amazing! They didn't even take me off playground duty and I worked in an sen school so the kids constantly barged into me (or actively pushed me). Twas not a sympathetic head when it came to pregnancy!

ga at least you were in the bathroom already?!

Am all of a grump Viroids. You may all recall I missed my first daisy class two weeks ago due to my idiot son. Well I missed another one tonight due to a massive crash right by where I needed to drive, traffic at standstill, all side roads rammed, spent most of the class length just trying to turn round to come home. Hurrrumph. We are so poor at the moment and I'm gutted at the waste of money!

Ah molly that's a shame.

Jelly - same here! Gone up 2 sizes and now I'm a 32G! I've always wanted very small ones.

Oh no Molly that's rubbish. Is it worth emailing to explain and asking if you can start the next set of classes instead?

Jelly I just went for top rolled up trousers rolled down. It's a new trend. I am the opposite on the breasticle front. They have gone up about half a cup size I think (to a B ha ha) am going to ask the MW about it as I would like to BF and I'm not convinced they are doing what they should be to prepare themselves!

Pud my boobs are same size too. They were tender, but haven't grown.

Ah okay good to know it's not just me then. I think mine actually grew and then shrank!

Evening all!

Sorry iv been MIA the last week, too much work and I feel terrible for it. Hope everyone is well, Ga you're
Poocapades really made me laugh you poor thing. Just dropped into share this gem with you all that has cheered me up on my soggy way home from work.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2469260-To-be-childish-enough-to-find-this-funny?pg=1&order=

pud mine barely changed in pregnancy and were never sore.. currently have mini m attached though so something must have gone right!

Good news, thanks Mountain glad your feeding is going well!

pud I've just got some stretch marks, v upset! I knew it was fairly likely but to make it to 37 weeks and then the buggers appear, grrrr. They are under my bump which I had heard could happen so I've been getting mr bat to check under there and he confirmed that sadly my stomach is no longer unblemished! Just hoping they don't get worse and as they seem pretty low down it's not as bad as if they were all over. Ok maybe I should stop sounding so shallow now!

jelly I've got boob stretch marks from years ago but don't seem to have developed more - maybe that will happen when massive milky porn boobs appear! Hope yours don't get much bigger, you must be bra shopping every other week!

molly that is annoying about missing your classes, it is annoying to feel that you've wasted money.

Pops in to give a big piece of to ga how was last night love?

each to put and JC and pretz for your poorly toe hang in there and I hope you all feel better soon.

to bat for epi-no action...

Off to official 12 week scan. Think I should measure 13 + 1 today. DD missing a couple of hours to come with us. Pics to come on FB.

Wishing you all a lovely day.

Pud not put! And DD missing a couple hours of school. Clearly, I need a coffee now

Finally I can get in! Hurray! MN wasn't working for me yesterday.
Cross ginger is measuring floors with a metal tape measure. Good lass!

I'm not too worried about stretch marks, i've suffered with them from a young age on my thight and hips when i had a massive growth spurt, so if i do get them i'm not going to lose any sleep (i'm not fussy about my body lol). But my boobs just look veiny and have red marks on them and look horrible. I've gone from a 34B to a 36D and the D is getting slightly too restrictive. I've never had big boobs so it's a change for me! But I'm hoping that means they will be milk machines fully aware there's no link to size of boob and milk production

At home again today, don't fancy getting sent home so i'm putting mine and bumps health before work for a change lol. What's everyone up to today??

Morning! Good luck Sky, looking forward to seeing pictures!

Today I am test driving some cars I have no intention of buying. (Sorry, salesman).

And then I am going to see a friend and her baby. She asked me to bring my cloth stash so she can investigate. Potential convert maybe!

Also I am in limbo with scan being ages away and no movements felt yet. I do get the odd twinge which I think is my uterus. Mine is pretty scar covered so stretching will pull a bit apparently. But needibgto hooyah myself nonetheless as I panic now and then. Also, still throwing up fairly regularly. Yay!

Happy scanning sky!!

At a conference for 3 days so minimal mn time , but it is a good distraction from scan-obsession (tomorrow!!!)

Get well soon jel and anyone else who needs some tlc

Happy scan day sky!

ga looks like you've trained cross ginger well, can she make tea yet?

jelly glad you're staying home, time you relaxed and got yourself better!

honey hope time to your next scan goes fast, it's horrid worrying!!

good luck today sky :)

Good luck for your scan sky

Good morning everyone else

^waves* morning JC :)

Good luck sky enjoy it!
Last night I woke at every single noise. I must have slept but I'm absolutely fucked and feel like I haven't. Roofers are in all day to ruin my peace so no nap chance.

Morning!

Happy scan day sky have fun.

How's the house ga? My builder started on Monday so my old kitchen is in the garden and there is dust everywhere. Iv managed to nap through all his banging and crashing which is great because I feel awful. Had my first MS this week at 10 weeks.

Hope your having a lovely day at home jelly wish I could call in sick but wouldn't get paid

pickle very similar to you my kitchen is in various locations out the back and everything is covered in thick dust! Thank fuck its only the kitchen left to go. I'm really not looking forward to cleaning it though. How will the dust ever be gone?

Happy scan day sky! And good luck for tomorrow 5hell!

Aw jelly have a good rest day.

honey sorry to hear you're still sicky although good if you're finding it reassuring. I'm sure all is good under the hood.

NFMT (toe) : inexplicably painful last night like when I first did it. Not sure if I slept on it funny? I did do a lot of walking yesterday.