Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

our house we are hopefully moving to has been empty for 2 months so it's currently got lots of big spiders and cobwebs in it, can't wait to get in a purge clean the place! no idea when our move date is though :( i can't beleive the level of rennovation you are doing though ga!

pickle luckily i have the option of working from home so i'm doing that, that way it doesn't count towards my "sick" days!

honey OBEM seasons are ridiculously short, so it's finished unfortunately...

JC it sounds positive, I hope they can transfer you to the office fully! GX!

Pud with DS I only went up a size, maybe 1.5 of a size. BF for 16 months.

Bat boo for stretch marks. I got mine at about 38 weeks... And I had quite a small bump! Mine are under bump too. I hope I don't get much more this time.

Oh Ga that's rubbish, gx for a better night tonight.

Sky good luck with the scan!

My boobs are sooo sore. They were not even half that bad with DS. I accidentally poked myself into the nipple in the morning and I almost screamed

Also rubbish night here. DS is sleeping tons better but if he wakes up in the night i can't get back to sleep He woke up 4:50, I only managed to get outside our bedroom door, and he went all quiet, little bugger. I came back to bed but couldn't get back to sleep at all... Took me ages when he woke up at 12:30 too. This insomnia is a very cruel joke!

The dust may never be gone ga and to be fair right now I have no motivation to clean. There is stuff everywhere and my parents are here in a week and a half. God knows where they are going to sleep!

jelly working from home sounds lush but not an option for me. I work in theatre and it's difficult to run a show from home oh how many days I have wished it possible and oh how many days I have regretted my career choices

carrot that insomnia does not sound fun, any nap chances for you today?

jelly may I recommend a bleach/zoflora combo? Sounds like its all coming along anyway. I want my new roof finished but I don't want the roofers here ruining my life

AIBU???
Help me quantify how much of a dick I've just been. Went out for coffee. Came home..locked front door. Had a wee with the door open. Started disrobing to get into bed with dp who's been on nights. There was either going to be a bit of the sex or I would read my book. Anyway heard voices. Looked down the stairs. FiL was there showing his friend round my house I was very unwelcoming and not chatty and sort of stood my ground til they both fucked off. Was I a dick?

No!!!!! OMG he didn't even phone or text to say could he come round? I'd have been furious!

I'm not even kidding he's back with some random neighbour showing her my kitchen telling her all about 'the house my son just bought' errrrrr wrong my house that I just bought! I'm going to fucking stab him. Will you visit me in prison viroids?

I don't know how you are keeping your cool ga i'd be shaking with rage if my in-laws did that! Did you correct him in front of the neighbour? Grrrr!

No cos I was hiding in the bedroom. He's standing in my back yard talking to the roofers. He's just mildly slagged me off for working his son too hard "she keeps giving him jobs to do". Well "she" is going to stab you, you chauvinistic twat

ga I'm coming round there to help you kick his arse! This sounds exactly the kind of thing my PIL would do. It's not on! I hope your DP puts them straight about this and if he doesn't then you have to tell them they can't just come round whenever they like without calling first! I'm fuming for you!

arghhhh my blood pressure is rising on your behalf ga. You must be a must calmer person than me, i'd have started throwing things by now! What a fucking twatbag!

Wow ga he sounds like a twat, I'd be fuming as well!

Wow ga I can't believe the cheek!! Will your dp say something to him so it doesn't have to come from you?

Been to the GP and officially signed off till Monday now. Been crying ever since so opened up a jar or Nutella and I have a spoon. Dangerous.

Feeling really guilty to be pregnant right now. My sister has just been diagnosed with pcos. We started trying at the same time so I already felt guilty that I'd gotten pregnant before her and now she actually knows she has something that will make conceiving difficult. She had an appointment with her gp yesterday and hoped they would start her on treatment but they jut referred her to a consultant. So now she is really fed up that she's got to wait ages and I understand her disappointment. I just want to fix it for her but I know I can't. And then there's me not enjoying my pregnancy when it's the one thing she wants right now

JC Oi! Woman! Stop it! You are not pregnant at your sisters expense. The two things are bit linked, you do not share a uterus. Feel empathy for her, yes, but DO NOT feel guilty. Now hush up and eat some Nutella.

Ga what a wanker. Tell him its your house and he is trespassing. Why does he have a key?!

*not linked, ffs.

jc I agree with honey don't punish yourself. I know it's probably very difficult when you suffer from depression but don't feel guilty. You have been through your own trauma with the MC , i'm sure she is so happy for you and your baby. She will get her own, at least she has her diagnosis and she can move forward.

i just went out to buy salad bits for lunch. Came back with a pizza. Officially the worst person.

we've not heard from aut/aug/whatever her username is in a while, i hope she's ok!

Hmmm half the tub of Nutella has disappeared. Not sure how that happened. ....

Thanks honey and jelly. I know that it isn't linked and I know that she is pleased for me but I guess I just want her to be happy and with not being in the best state anyway its affecting me more.

Ok suggestions for what to do, my DP is out for a meal with work this evening so won't be home till after 10 so I've been on my own all day and still have another 10 hours to go. What can I do to make it go faster that doesn't involve me rocking and crying?

Mmm pizza.....

Have you prewashed your stash? That could kill time. or add to it

Not yet. But don't have appropriate washing powder. I really shouldn't add any more to it at the moment.........

how about a good book? i always find when im down/ill reading helps me because i just kind of lose myself in another world (i read fantasy books).

or something on tv? netflix/amazon have some good series on at the moment.

Gosh Ga that's shocking. Did your DP have a word with him?

JC don't feel bad or guilty, as honey said you are not being pg instead of her. Find some good box set to watch

Just got Down's results, 1:3700, phew! I know someone has to be that 1, but we had 1:250 for DS (and he's fine), so I'm really not worried.

JC Do you have Sky, there's loads of box sets on there. Don't feel bad for your sister, there's no rule that you can't both have a baby. Metformin sorted my fertility issues from PCOS out. Might be worth mentioning to her.

Ga, your FIL needs a Jiffy bag! How fucking rude!

jc hows about a box set? Netflix? I've lost whole days to box sets before. I'm sorry about your sister but I'm sure she will get her turn soon.

Cross post with the box set posse there!

I've set off for a walk into town. Figured exercise is good right. Gonna have lunch in a cafe and I've brought my kindle with me to read. Think I will check out some box sets when I get back later on. Thanks everyone