Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Aww thanks mountain for the lovely message! Glad it's not just me that seems to see something very different in the mirror to what the camera shows! I'm happy you are accepting your body changes as they have contributed to your gorgeous little girl, it's so right to think like that and I hope I can too.

Oh Ga how horrible, I take it they didn't manage to get in? Or did you spook them? Hope you're ok

Would yay for hb, but I can't believe your MW wouldn't check where you told her to even after not being able to find it! What a cow! I've got my 16w appt on Friday, I hope she can find it quickly

Bat I think we all feel fat and frumpy when pg, especially at later stages, regardless of how big we are compared to anyone else. You're creating a human being from scratch, cut yourself some slack! You can deal with those extra pounds later, you have to be nothing but proud of yourself now!

Feeling lazy and unmotivated today...

Oh Christ, I just told someone in real life that I have piles - I forget that I need to censor myself in comparison to what we discuss on here! She is a good friend so not the end of the world but she looked totally grossed out (and didn't actually know what piles was so I had to explain) and now I'm really embarrassed!

I scared them off by putting the light on and calling DP. God it was fucking horrible though. Glad I did put the light on otherwise they would have gotten in and dp would then be serving time for murder.

ga how frightening :( glad that your DD slept through it.

bat you're beautiful my dear, I'm sorry you're not feeling it at the moment.

ga! My goodness that's terrifying, so glad they didn't get in. Get cross ginger on them, she strikes me as handy with hammer.

I seem to have lost my early full warning trigger. I get hungry, I eat then feel horribly full and sick. No inbetween from ravenous and stuffed. I'm reading a book about Henry VIII at the moment maybe that's the problem!

Plan for tonight Ga, rock the non-mat pajamas and face mask look from FB whilst holding large hammer. Give cross ginger a back comb and some kind of weaponage (I'm thinking a chainsaw should do it) and then wait in the dark for the feckers and scare the life out of them.

Seriously though, hope you are okay. Is DP home tonight? I'm sure they won't come back now they know the house is occupied but at least you won't have to be by yourself.

ga hope you've recovered some and can forget it tonight. Defo report...we had a crappy old ipod pinched from our (unlocked) car - I told the police about that as although i wasn't too bothered and it was 50% my fault, it did mean someone was going around testing car doors so thought they'd want to know in case there was a spate of car pilferings. Obviously your crime is more serious, so I'm sure they'd want to know and help if they can.

mol pregnant intestines are a mine-field...i've entered a new phase of MS where i wake up feeling not too bad/sick, have brekkie, feel better, then within an hour feel extra sick (this is usually whilst driving to work!) only thing that seems to help is eating most of the morning, which does not help my chub! i may be addicted to ritz snack packs!

NFMBellybutton: it's considering outing itself. BOAK! I have a phobia of outies!! Do we think I can wear a big square plaster over it for the next 14 weeks?! (No offense to fellow outies, I understand that this is entirely my issue!)

Considering sewing it back in

I'd say just sew it up pud!!

Mine's still deciding on if it's going to be an outie or an innie I think!

I'm at the sore nose and lips stage of this cold.

Ouchie, get some moisturiser on them Jelly, colds suck.

ga how terrifying. What utter bellends.

bat that's hilarious. But sympathy for the piles.

carrot I'm really fat so I doubt you will have any issues

Bat how did your friend not know what piles were?!

I don't know pud! Not the most dignified moment I've ever had explaining that one!

Just got another 7cm on the epi-no, only 5 days in but I'm worried I'll never do any better! Don't want to push it though and end up doing some damage!

ga hope you're OK tonight, is mr ga home?

Evening. I have reflux from hell tonight. I will drink some peppermint tea and a muffin, then Rennie. Are there and foods which are cures for reflux?

honey drink Gaviscon like its pop!
Home alone again tonight but police are coming to take photos of my fucked back doors. Back search light is on permanent and front and back door barricaded and police are checking cctv and will be past later to check.
Cross ginger would love to test her hammer skills!

Ha ha Honey are muffins medicine for heartburn?!

Honey you need Gaviscon. Peppermint is less minging. You can get it on prescription too

I had two Rennie but no effect will I die if I have another two?

Nah get them down you. Rennies dont touch the heartburn for me.

jelly I smother sore nose and lips with vaseline overnight when I have a cold, it's always much better in the morning. Cheap and effective!

ga hope you can rest a bit tonight, I know it will be hard to relax but they are probably least likely to come now when they've already failed to get in.

MW tomorrow & I'll be 20 weeks (halfway!). Hoping to hear the heartbeat.

pretzel happy half way day!!!!! GX for a listen of the heartbeat.
I'm 37 weeks on Thursday eeeeeekkkkk!
Slept ok apart from the fiery agony of spd, heartburn,cramps....usual suspects.
I need to do a full house clean today. Be in for the gas man to service boiler, be in for the police so they can play csi and go to tk Maxx with my mam. Not a bad day really.
Hows everyone???

You're going to TKMaxx again Ga? Aren't you worried you might go in to labour for real this time? Hope you slept well.

I have Daisy today.

Wow ga sounds like an action packed day! Glad you managed to sleep ok.

I slept ok after 2 am when I finally managed to nod off, grrrr. Hoping I survive the day without sleeping at my desk. Docs appt tonight for another baby photoshoot - every flipping week now! Lovely to see the baby every time but they come round so quickly! Have finally chosen my hospital too