Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Aww pret hugs it's worrying but try not too let it get you too down. My movements have literally been tiny flutters nothing more (sometimes I question if they are even movements and not just gas). There are lots of things that mean you might bit feel them until baby is bigger, including location of placenta, how much weight you carry on your belly etc.

We broke our shagging drought last night. First time in 20 weeks! It's the first time I've stayed awake past 10pm! Although orgasms felt weird, lots of pressure in my womble lol.

Yay for shags jelly!!! We also dtd but were really too shattered. Shouldn't have bothered.

At last Jelly! And your uterus will contract a bit after fun times, harmless but weird!

Morning viroids. We've had a good amount of sleep last night and I've woken with wet circles on my pyjamas so hopefully milk is on its way

I just got on the scales and NFMA is that the net effect of pregnancy is a 2 kg loss. I gained 8 and lost 10 which I'm really chuffed about

Oh and yay for shagging jelly

Flip that's awesome Purple! About the sleep, milk and weightless!

Got bugger all sleep last night due to back ache (I think it might be when baby is back to back that it hurts so much) but just woke up from 2 hours on the sofa with a hot water bottle on my back so feeling slightly less grumpy now.

Excellent weight loss purple really good!
pud I slept equally badly my pelvis hurts soooo much.

Ah, sorry to people who aren't sleeping well. Hope today is a restful one to make up for it.

Yay for shags jelly! We STILL haven't, and DP is really tired with his new job now. although I wank a lot so that's kind of the same right

Thanks for the supportive comments everyone. I know it's too early to worry. And yet, I'm worried! When I lay quietly I can convince myself I've felt very faint things, but my evil brain tells me that I'm imagining it and the baby is dead. I'll ask for help tomorrow. mental

Hi viroids! Just wanted to pop across and say hi. Got my BFP yesterday so gingers are tightly x for a sticky little one

Congratulations just welcome! When is your EDD?

Welcome just and congratulations!

pretzel I think talking to midwife would be good just to put mind at rest but honestly I think it will be fine, baby's just taking its time to make itself known

I think I might hate DH a little bit. He's changed his mind on the boy's name we'd agreed on and keeps going back and forth on suggestions. He was a bloody nightmare choosing with DS and seems he's decided to be just as awkward this time. In my hormonal state he is of course doing this entirely on purpose! I'm at the point where I want to pay through the nose for a gender scan just to see if this is actually an issue-girls name is sorted!

Thanks! I think the 15th May 16

Can I have an Epi No update please ladies?

Ahem molly (cough) - the use of the word gender is banned, the correct term is sexing scan. I'm keeping the bum smacking alive in the absence of fatty. Gender doesn't actually mean the biological difference between male and female, it only means what that culture accepts as a man and a woman. When scanning companies say gender scan, they are totally wrong!

Congrats just!!!! Yay!

I really feel for the heavily preggers viroids struggling to sleep. I hated trying to sleep from 30 weeks onwards as it was so uncomfortable! I had gaviscon, water, tissues and nasal spray next to bed to get me through the night - nose bleeds, insomnia, reflux. Yuck. Hang on in there, it does go immediately after birth and is replaced by crashing sleep deprivation but at least there's a lovely baby to look at

My little monkey has vommed all down me and is refusing to sleep but he's very cute so it's impossible to feel anything but sorry for him. His little face is all angry and sicky.

I've got him swaddled in one of those Love To Swaddle things with arms up as he likes to sleep with arms up. Looks like a snow angel!

Aww la he sounds so adorable!!

Congrats just and welcome!

indigo I started my epi-no training 3 days ago but then forgot yesterday, oops! Days 1 and 2 it was 6.5pm but I'm not sure if I'm doing it right, I need to watch the videos! Just not sure I've got it in the right position or whether I'm inflating it enough.

Welcome just gx for a sticky bean for you

indigo I cant get passed 6.5!!!! I do have a swollen fanjo, dp thought there wasn't much room in there to do the sex in last night. I'm totally gonna get a 7 tonight!

Gaggia!

ga do you find that it gets ridiculously hard to inflate when you get to a certain point?? Am scared I will pop it and shred my fanjo prematurely!

Well done for shagging Jelly

Indigo I knew that as well, just typed it on automatic pilot, precisely because I've seen them advertised as such by scan companies! Sorry

Small hubby rant - he is working from home at the mo and I know is really busy - but I just wish I would come home from work one day and he had even thought about what we were going to have for dinner let alone cooked it! I have felt like he has looked after me during pregnancy, he has done loads of laundry, makes me cups of tea, makes breakfast and lunch (nothing gourmet but still appreciated) at weekends - but I'm tired and hungry and just had a 1 hour drive home from work and now I've got to think about what's for dinner and would have given anything to have walked through the door to the smell of something cooking! He is upstairs in his office and I'm sitting in a small protest on the sofa wondering how long it will take him to realise the dinner fairy hasn't arrived!

Good plan bat - when he realises can you send him out for a takeaway or something?

My DS is doing my NUT IN. THE WHINING viroids, the whining

Excited to watch the GNR this morning - I'm running a half next weekend EEK!

OK I'm appeased, he came down and I told him that as I messaged him to tell him I was leaving work I had hoped he would have started dinner - he apologised and made me a cuppa and called for a takeaway