Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I keep forgetting bat that a Sunday is normal there....friday is your rest day isn't it?
NFMV........bloody show. Repeat....bloody show.....discovered in Ikea toilets. I shall wait and see what occurs as I currently have DD and half of Ikea in the car and were expected out for dinner soon.

Bloody show! Go ga!

Oh my goodness ga this is very exciting!! Keep us posted with any more vagina news!

Ga! No queue jumping, cross your legs! Exciting stuff!

Exciting ga!!!

Queue jumping absolutely fine as long as the person in front of you is OK with it - and the person in front is definitely ok with it!!

Are you feeling ready ga?

My 20w scan is tomorrow. I can't believe how quick this pg is going

Ooooh Ga!!!! Had a funny feeling when you said you thought you were in labour yesterday and then you didn't sleep last night. Off you pop to the hospital when contractions start for a sneeze birth, then three days in a private postnatal room to recuperate. Meanwhile leave DP and cross ginger with instructions to have the house entirely finished by the time you get back. Winner!

Yey for scan tomorrow Jelly, exciting!

Ooh how exciting Ga!

Seeing as I'm a bit of a newbie at this I was wondering if anyone can help. I think I'm 4+6 today. For about 10 days I've had really sore boobs, sort of underneath. The pain is from my armpit to where your bra would end in the middle. Today the pain from around by my armpits seems to have completely gone. Is it normal for the pain to come and go? I'm entering complete paranoia and bringing in Dr Google

just yes it's completely normal for symptoms to come and go - in the early days my boobs were SO sore and it was agony and then one day I would wake up and they would be loads better and I would panic and be constantry poking them to check if they were sore again yet! And then the next day they'd be back with a vengeance So totally normal - as is driving yourself nuts worrying about symptoms or lack of - Google is the worst, too many horror stories! But just remember that for every bad story there are 10 good ones but they just don't get talked about so much.

Shit I've eaten 200g of chocolate today

Ahh thank you Bat I have been constantly poking them. I feel like the crazy boob lady!!

oooh all the babies on Fb are sooooo gorgeous!...well done viroids! they're coming thick and fast now...I guess this is a bit like what march/april 2016 will be like!

sky hope antibiotics are kicking in and you're on the mend
pretz hope you can find a distraction to help you relax, and/or your mw can give you lots of reassurance

nfmw(weekend): lovely day with DPs and DSis yesterday...out for a lush pub lunch for DSis' bday, sunny stroll, present giving and chatter (no baby chatter as they don't know yet). Today has mostly involved making a sugar craft tractor, watching/napping through a crap film (love a crap film), and now cooking lamb korma pilau from scratch ...had to put swimming goggles on to chop up 4 onions, which was quite entertaining for DH.

In other news, scan is friday, but I still don't have a letter...how am i meant to know where to go?!...will be phoning somewhere tomorrow i guess.

go ga go! If you're otherwise prepared (bags n babysitter etc) then I'd say go for dinner...might be last chance for a while

Oooh ga I'm excited about your show. Pom-poms at the ready, giving them a gentle shake

just yes symptoms play with your head, they come and go constantly.

Stitches are out, B has been in his pram for the first time, and we are having latch problems but we do have milk now. Going to find some BF help tomorrow

Good luck Purple, we will be willing you on!

Just, Boob poking is perfectly normal and acceptable behaviour in the first tri. I poked myself in the nipple, hard, one morning whilst driving. Jesus Christ I almost crashed the car or hurt so much!

Sounds like a lovely weekend 5hell and exciting about your upcoming scan. Hopefully you will be able to draw a line under a traumatic first trimester!

Bat, 200g you say? A sign of impending labour me thinks!

Bubble bath, candles and hypnobirthing book for me now, not even going to let the cats in unless they sit outside the bathroom door and meow a such as usual and then I will cave and let them in

Impending labour?! Crap better pack chocolate in the hospital bag. Oh hang on, better pack all the rest of the stuff on the list in there too!

Did epi-no again and I think I was closer to 7cm this time rather than 6.5 - watched the videos and it looks like I've got it in the right place but I'm still not convinced! Also I still totally have hoover foof - the website talks about what if it slides out - I have to stop it getting sucked in! Poor baby will have no chance of making its way out!

Woohoo! Go ga go! Once ikea is unloaded of course!

Well, I hate all boy names. Or don't. I don't know anymore. I think I might have name blindness. It's like snow blindness but with a much more overwhelming sense of responsibility.

Weirdly i was in idea too today. Bloody place was manic

Stand down viroids.......stand down....NFMV..........nowt! Fucking nowt.......not even imminent just over done it. Well good cos I haven't chosen a chalk paint for my new bashed pine stools yet.

ga I assumed it was an elaborate ploy on your part to get out of assembling flat pack.

How right you were tea!!! It was very exciting. I told DP something was definitely happening so he was trying to heard me and DD out of Ikea while I was not going to be moved until I got what I went in for!

Ha! I think you might want to be prepared for the fact that baby might come and some point soon Ga, although obviously not until you have painted your stools. Have you packed your bag yet?

I have pud I just need to shove some cereal bars in there and I'm ready to rock. I like your idea of going into hospital and coming out to the house being all finished though!

Good work Ga.