Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

[5hell]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Bat!! Get squeezing woman! Or everything will fall out! That's what happens in my head anyway

Dear god people, googling episiotomies, ouch! I learnt my lesson googling ewcm when ttc! I figure that I will do everything in my power to prevent birth injuries (hyno shenanigans, epi-no etc) but if it does happen then that is out of my control and therefore I would rather not know about it before the event iyswim? I don't read the terrifying child birth threads on mn for that reason too!

Ooh DH has calculated that today is 100 days until baby pud's EDD!

Crikey, I've missed ALOT!!!

Huge congratulations on becoming mummies toast purple indigo and very nearly mountain!

Congrats for lovely scans, BFPs and just anyone not feeling rubbish!!

rdm, you are due soon! How are you feeling?

mountain how are you this morning lovely?

bat it's never too late. You're supposed to do pelvic floors post partum too.

I'm shattered. Another million wake ups and 5.30 start. Luckily PILs are picking up DS this morning so I can nap.

She's on the entonox Carrot.

Puuuuuuuush Mountain!

Oh poor carrot, has your DS always been a dodgy sleeper or is he teething or something? My own DS is driving me potty all day long at present, but he does at least sleep the night through.
Hurrah for your PILs - DS went to my mums yesterday afternoon and I spent it all in bed

mountain I hope you've been able to get some rest

Everyone else ok? My car going for its MOT today so I shall be stuck at home

Morning all. Were moving tomorrow so I'm just getting organised. I'll just get to look longingly at my smegs cos the appointment tradesmen wont be able to fit them til Wednesday. Boo.....ah yeah I forgot......its still a bastard building site!!!!!!!!

Appropriate tradesmen, not appointment.

ooooo good lucl ga :) exciting that you're moving finally! i can't wait till we get our moving date!

i've booked a holiday too. going to spain for 5 days in october, my grandparents have a place out there so going to just go and chill out for a few days. Although frustratingly DP is coming with me on the friday and flying back on the sunday (he doesnt have holiday for the following week) but he's doing it purely so i don't fly alone..... so i have a very expensive chaperone on my flight. I know he means well but his over protectiveness is driving me mad!!

Won't you have to fly back alone then jelly?
Sounds lovely though

I have a weekend booked in London next month withough DH & DS, it's going to be busy but lovely!

Good luck ga!

Lol Mr Jelly is so cute! Bless him. I would want to kill him though.

No thursday my grandparents are flying back with me. I know he means well, he's honestly got a heart of gold but how do i make him see i'm pregnant not dying!!!

where in london are you hitting thursday?

I think mountain will have done her baby by tonight. Then all eyes can swivel to bat and we can ask about news from her vagina . I've decided to not give birth until I'm 42 weeks because I still haven't chosen various household goods and I fancy a trip to the big Ikea and big Primark. So there.

I hope for her sake it's sooner than later!

Start as you mean to go on Ga. Don't let that Baby boss you about.

ga don't put too Mich pressure on Bat its making me nervous...in fact if she was local to me I'd go round and pack that bloody bag myself!

Aaaaaah I see, jelly - I didn't get that your GPs will be there too! Your DP does sound rather overprotective - I'm not sure of I'd have the patience to deal with that! I'm sure it has wonderful perks though

I am staying in Wimbledon with my sis, and seeing some uni friends who live roughly in the same area. I'm also meeting up with loads of my MN antenatal group from DS which'll be fun - AND the Harry Potter Studio Tour !

ah the HP studio is amazing! i had a dream i went there the other night, i've been 3 times already haha

Oooh good to see a bit more action on here today...it was too quiet on mn yesterday, and i was off sick and needed entertaining (just a bit of vomitting).

good luck with the move ga...have you got good movers? hope you're not having to do too much yourself?

jelly be careful what you wish for, whilst my dh does manage to ask me how i'm feeling most days I think he expects everythinG to carry on as normal, is slightly peeved by my tiredness, by the lack of sexing, and in fact by any change in daily events

had a sad dream last night that we had evidently lost this baby so i was back to ttc, but the lovely lil was helping me and being vv nice and full of great advice

Thursday get the audio headphones, and take your time! Don't go out to the courtyard unless you are done with part 1, you can't go back in! Also, butter beer is yummy I think!

5hell what a horrid dream!

Wanted to sling open patio doors and get fresh air but cat has left half chewed mouse outside so loads of flies. Thanks, sweetheart. Mobster. Ha! Monster, but mobster works too.

The skin at the top of my right thigh is super sensitive. Going to go and buy some leggings that fit.

Also went to doctor. It went like this.
Me: I have a suspicious mole.
Dr: looks
Dr: no, completely harmless. [Type of mole] are completely benign.
Me: Excellent! I can have a nice day now.
Dr: congratulations! Goodbye!
Me: bye!

Very efficient. Lovely.

Good luck with the move ga! I think you're bonkers but very brave! Let's hope babyga stays in for a while for you.

waves pompoms for mountain

jelly Ooh that sounds nice. My holiday in Wales has done me the power of good. I'm feeling much less tired and down!

honey Oh bless the little mobster

I was going to say something to pud but I forget what. waves dementedly at pud I hope your back is improving?

Tesco delivery man today asked me if I was "er... in the family way?" hahaha!

People are nagging me to go to the doctor about my toe. I think it's just a small fracture, it's not at a funny angle, I can walk without wincing and it's less purple today. DP is a first aider and reckons it'll be fine. Thoughts, Dr Mumsnet?

5hell! It was 5hell, not pud. I was going to commiserate about your dream. Mine have been completely barmy and unhelpful too. I try my best to forget them asap. squishy hug

Pretzel IAMNAD, obvs, but if I recall, they can do fuck all about a toe except say rest when you need to and keep an eye on it. I think I broke my toe when I was 15 but they didn't bother to xray as they said there was no point. Hurt like a bitch.

ah thanks all, it was a bit sad but had an overall positive vibe upon waking as lil had been so lovely clear evidence of viroid crush

pretz i think if you rest it as much as poss and maybe strap it to the adjacent toe for support it should be ok

Oooh how exciting, I guess things are finally progressing! Mountain puuuuush!

Ga gl with the move!

5hell that's rubbish. Glad it had a positive vibe though. But it won't happen, all will be good

Bless him jelly. Very of your holiday!

Pretzel I don't think it's worth spending 4 hours in the A&E just to be told there is nothing they can do, rest the foot and take painkillers if it hurts. I wouldn't bother either.

Thursday no, he's been all right mostly. I guess teeth is quite possible, he's still missing 3 canines, but they didn't seem that close the last time I checked... We did have very disturbed sleep when his molars were coming through, although he didn't seem to be in any visible discomfort during the day. I just hope if it's teeth they come all at once - I can't face going through this 3 times!