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Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!

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5hell · 03/09/2015 22:26

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 38th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

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gaggiagirl · 11/09/2015 14:26

5hell we haven't got a removal firm in, that's fine though because we own nowt we've put of making purchases since forever so we can fill the new house up with shite. Yay for stuff! .

pretzelpieces · 11/09/2015 15:28

Thanks folks, sound like the toe is a good excuse for me to continue to sit on my arse then Grin

5hell aww, I think we've all got a bit of a viroid crush on lil she's a right sweetheart that one Wink

honeysucklejasmine · 11/09/2015 15:34

Of course we all have a crush on Lil! It's a membership requirement.

pretzelpieces · 11/09/2015 15:50

honey, I saw this pic and thought of your mobster. Grin

Whilst the rest of us chowed down on runny eggs and shellfish, deeply sneezed out a baby!...It's superb scans all around and only the occasional nose-vom on JS Grads 38!
oneyorkshirepud · 11/09/2015 15:59

Ha ha Ga I love it. I have instructed baby pud to arrive at 38 weeks. This is exactly how going into labour works, right?!

My back is doing better thanks Pretzel, I have taken a gym ball to work to sit on and it has really helped. Highly recommend.

5hell, that's a horrible dream. Sad Glad you feel okay now.

When do (normal) people pack their hospital bags? I was thinking about 30 weeks but I appreciate that I can be a little mental over organised. Bat have you packed yours yet? You are freaking me out!

So baby pud is ALL about being low down. Entire baby is below my belly button, has been as long as I have been able to feel it. Apart from about two days when it turned around and kicked me in the ribs. My uterus is now pretty much up to my ribs, is it normal for baby to be so low?

jellypi3 · 11/09/2015 16:14

pud ill be packing mine super early. im an organisation freak

honeysucklejasmine · 11/09/2015 16:33

Lol Pretzel! Love it!

Things that have annoyed me today...

  1. that my blue gel toilet cleaner which I buy specifically for my blue tiled downstairs loo, has a yellow lid.
  2. that number 1 even occurs to me.

I blame Ga.

CarrotPuff · 11/09/2015 16:36

Haha pretzel that's hilarious!

pud 30-34 weeks is when most people do them I think. And don't worry, once Xmas pud realises there is plenty of room to stretch its legs and wedge them into your ribs, there will be no looking back Grin

Think I'm definitely showing now. Can't suck in my tum anymore. Although for people who don't know me I probably look like I just had a bit too much cake... Will try to take a bumpie today or tomorrow!

gaggiagirl · 11/09/2015 16:42

honey yellow lid? The bastards. Surely its got to be blue. That would annoy the fuck out of me!

honeysucklejasmine · 11/09/2015 16:45

I know! Fucking harpic.

honeysucklejasmine · 11/09/2015 16:46

At least the yellow one I get for the yellow bathroom has a yellow lid too. Much more calming.

oneyorkshirepud · 11/09/2015 17:06

Why would they give it a yellow lid? Idiots.

Carrot I am 6 months upduffed and have still had colleagues say to me this week 'Are you pregnant? I didn't realise!' How did you not realise?! Did you think I was just walking around with a beach ball up my top?! So lots of people won't notice for ages even when it seems super obviously to you.

ThursdayLastWeek · 11/09/2015 17:08

HELP!
MY DOG IS TRYING TO GAS US ALL TO DEATH!

In other news, my car passed its MOT [massive thumbs up emoticon]

pud I will be thinking about packing my bag from 30 weeks, but I'm afraid if jinxing and I don't actually believe anyone gives birth pre-40 weeks Wink so I shan't be packing it til 36 or 37.

batfish · 11/09/2015 18:38

Ah thanks viroids for your concern re my hospital bag, I'll have another look at it tomorrow I promise! However I have just put on my new hospital nightie because I just wanted to wear some nightwear that isn't mr bat's! So now it's going to need a wash before I can pack it.

batfish · 11/09/2015 18:46

Ha pud I had the same with people at work who didn't realise until reeeally far on! I was wearing loose tops but still, it was quite obvious I'd gained a lot of tummy weight!

thursday yay for MOT! Shame you won't get to enjoy the car any longer seeing as you're being gassed to death, it's been nice knowing you!

Hope the move goes OK ga!

pretzelpieces · 11/09/2015 20:13

Just posted a graphic belly button pic on the fb group. Taking bets with DP on how long before it pops out if you wanna join in the fun.Grin

lildottie · 11/09/2015 20:16

You all keep hold of those viroid crushes until I get back here next month ;)

Started stims injections on Wednesday. Next scan on Monday :)

Jcandy · 11/09/2015 21:04

Good luck Lil!! We're here cheering you on!

SkyWasMadeOfAmethyst · 11/09/2015 22:19

Yay Lil good luck!

gaggiagirl · 11/09/2015 22:24

lil go on lass!
pretzel hows the toe now?

pretzelpieces · 11/09/2015 22:26

Go lil! waves fanjo flags

It's alright thanks ga, less painful, less purple, less swollen. Pretty sure it will heal alright on its own.

oneyorkshirepud · 11/09/2015 22:34

Been for an all you can eat everything. Was an odd experience; like a cross between a competitive eating event and the hunger games... Not bad food for an all you can eat but not sure I would go back. Will definitely regret this later when I can't sleep though!

Lil I have literally everything crossed for you

honeysucklejasmine · 11/09/2015 23:02

I reckon my achievements at an all you can eat now would be pretty poor. Sad Appetite still pretty hit and miss.

Lil I am hoping they see at least 20 supersize follicles! May your ovaries overflow with fabulously fertile eggs!

oneyorkshirepud · 12/09/2015 07:40

Awww seeing all of the babies on FB is making me do excited to meet my own little squish, feel quite emosh!

26 weeks today so in some ways edd seems ages away and in some ways it feels so soon!

batfish · 12/09/2015 08:09

pud it will fly by - seems like 2 mins since I was 26 weeks and now I'll be 37 tomorrow!

Massive congrats to mountain but oh my bloody God I'm not looking at the list. However I am sure that gaggia and rhiannon will overtake me - they have done it before so would be rude of them not to.