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Well crap in a Jiffy bag - It's the 22nd JS Grads thread!

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Pisghetti · 15/02/2015 17:15

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 22nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 39th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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LaLaLaaaa · 16/02/2015 13:48

Tee this sounds horrendous I hadn't realised you were in so much pain :(

Definitely speak to consultant and discuss options

Kato I finish on 30 June and there are a few bank holiday Mondays. Just em recounted and I obviously can't count as actually it's 14

LaLaLaaaa · 16/02/2015 13:49

Tee this sounds horrendous I hadn't realised you were in so much pain :(

Definitely speak to consultant and discuss options

Kato I finish on 30 June and there are a few bank holiday Mondays. Just em recounted and I obviously can't count as actually it's 14

RPopz · 16/02/2015 13:56

Bloody hell tee! Sad

laurenamium · 16/02/2015 14:11

Oh tee that sounds awful! Have they offered you any pain relief or a support belt or crutches or anything?

teejayem · 16/02/2015 14:30

Not yet - GP appt is Weds, Midwife said he has to do my referral as she can't apparently. She was sympathetic to a point, but did ask if I could wait until I saw the consultant, and I was a bit Hmm err, not for another 3 weeks!! I've got a back brace from when I had treatment on it before, but it doesn't fit under or around the bump, so I'm going to ask for the NHS to supply one. I do have crutches, again, from previous, but I am really loathe to use them so early. Ditto big painkillers, - was hoping I'd get to at least 28/30 weeks before needing them, but I can't see a way around it. I'm a bit loathe to go back to the osteo for the moment as I think the manipulation might have angered the dragon so to speak, and I can't afford to keep going back each week at £40 a pop!

lildottie · 16/02/2015 14:47

hcg is 6 so still technically positive. got to carry-on with drugs and do another blood test next Mon

RhiannonElward · 16/02/2015 14:53

Lil positive is a good sign, this must be so hard for you, I really don't know how you do it. Here's hoping for good news on monday and some long overdue luck from then on Flowers

lildottie · 16/02/2015 15:25

6 is only one above negative so I'm pretty sure its over. just pissed off I have to waste a week waiting. more fucking waiting!

RhiannonElward · 16/02/2015 15:34

Lil the world is a cock. That's why you have to wait another week. I am so sorry, the more fucking waiting is just cruel. Is there a chance things will pick up though?

lildottie · 16/02/2015 15:40

it needs to triple by next week to be viable. its low but not impossible. I think based on the sticks though its over. definitely not hook effect

Pisghetti · 16/02/2015 15:53

Shouldn't they get you back 48 hrs for a repeat? This is so shitty Lil I'm so sorry Flowers

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Purplecircle · 16/02/2015 15:54

Lil hope you're feeling ok, not much I can say other than to offer a hug and keep my gingers crossed for you lovie

RhiannonElward · 16/02/2015 15:57

Okay Lil, you've made it this far, you are a strong viroid and you can deal with another week. All is not lost and every single time God shits on you is going to make your success all the sweeter. And just maybe, next week will be your week. In the meantime, look after yourself and eat lots of cake.

LaLaLaaaa · 16/02/2015 16:12

That's a frustrating wait lil I'm sorry :(. It's still positive though, so there is a chance. Not easy being in limbo though I know Flowers

teejayem · 16/02/2015 16:14

Cake and Brew lil - have everything crossed for you, what a shite wait

LaLaLaaaa · 16/02/2015 16:17

Just came home to get ready to go out with dh and found he's done none of the things I'd asked him to do today. He's been home all day but house is a tip, washing taken off dryer but just left on table, hasn't done bathroom like I'd asked . He's sat on his arse all day.

So I've just gone radge at him Confused

Blood. Y. Men.

Fattycow · 16/02/2015 16:25

lil, I'm thinking of you!

Fattycow · 16/02/2015 16:26

la, men can be so useless! Mine had to tidy up downstairs yesterday. He did about fuck all!

Fleurchamp · 16/02/2015 16:32

Ah sh1t lil was really hoping you would get the reassurance you need today not another week's wait Sad

But it is still positive.... Xx

Fleurchamp · 16/02/2015 16:35

How annoying la I left DH at home alone on Saturday whilst I went to get his birthday present and run a truckload of other errands.

I asked him to do the washing, he put one load in without powder , left it for me to get out (hence I noticed its unwashed status) and then wondered why I was annoyed. He also left the dishwasher for me to empty, he clearly went to it to get the coffee pot but just closed it again for me to deal with.

Grrrr. But he did make me dinner Smile

Have fun tonight!

KatoPotato · 16/02/2015 17:01

McDonalds thread in AIBU has inspired my post yoga dinner tonight!!

Fattycow · 16/02/2015 17:11

Ooh, McDonald's! Yum!

willywallace · 16/02/2015 17:12

Ooh I had a mcds yesterday.

Sigh I have given up asking the man to tidy up. He did do the shopping today though and is going to cook dinner and I'm sitting on my arse so can't really complain.

Lil, I'm hoping beyond hope for you. Don't know what else to say really. Sorry for the shitty wait.

Indigoblue2 · 16/02/2015 17:35

lil I'm so sorry for this nightmare that you're going through just now. I don't know what to say other than don't lose hope. You don't deserve this at all. I feel so bad for you. Really wishing things turn out ok, a week is so long to wait. Thanks

minimooo · 16/02/2015 17:35

lil I'm so sorry you're having to endure more waiting. Totally shitty time. Sending you hugs and positive thoughts Flowers

Gosh, tee that sounds awful. Roll on Wednesday for that GP appt. Hope they can give you something to ease it.

Oh la! So annoying when the menfolk don't pull their weight. You have my sympathies - it's totally frustrating Angry Have fun tonight though - swing jazz sounds really good fun!

OK, now I want a mcds!! Having jacket potato and salad instead. Just doesn't quite sound as enticing somehow...

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