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JSing Grads turn 21! We've got the Key to the door, cosy wombles and a drawer of dirty spoons.

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teejayem · 04/02/2015 09:31

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 21st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 38th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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gaggiagirl · 05/02/2015 11:05

Morning viroids.
Just poking my head round to say hello. I shall continue to lurk.
Name: Gaggia
EDD: 8th October
Not confident about this one so will shit myself in silence til the worst happens.

willywallace · 05/02/2015 11:17

Aw tee blame it all on the hormones.

I feel so bad about the amount of tv she's watching La. We'll go out in a bit though.

Jesus that ARDO pump is massive!

laurenamium · 05/02/2015 12:19

Grin At thrush tennis la no fear of us dtd though! After all of my complaining of not getting enough in the last few months, I can't face it at all thanks to achey fanjo!

Loving the announcements! I did mine unintentionally by putting my work availability up- which included a 9 month gap...so people cottoned on!

How big is the Ardo? Confused It's the one I want but is it ridiculous?

ZylaB · 05/02/2015 12:25

I do have an ensuite at the moment, but will lose it when they move me to induce me tomorrow :(

Mum's a bit far away and can't drive now, so she won't be at the hospital, just me and DH. He's onky allowed to stay overnight once I'm in established labour, so hoping it goes quickly tomorrow :)

Stoatystoat · 05/02/2015 12:30

Hello gaggia gx for you. Also lacking confidence but the silence is driving me mad so whinging on here helps!

teejayem · 05/02/2015 12:38

aw gaggia come and silent poo in here!

I just signed up to NCT membership & Antenatal course, and put it all through on Mr Tee's bank. :D. Thankfully I've stopped feeling like a terrible person and am now indignant that he had the nerve to say i was too loud this morning after he snored himself senseless.

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LaLaLaaaa · 05/02/2015 13:54

Hey gaggia! Silent poo yourself with us for company, we will share our stories of too much poo, or not enough, in return!

Boo feel better soon!

My cousins wife had a 12lb baby! ouch

TheBooMonster · 05/02/2015 13:57

zyla are you not considered a high enough risk to induce on the delivery ward? if you are you should in theory still have an en suite

LaLaLaaaa · 05/02/2015 14:42

This is exciting! New grad baby arriving tomorrow :) good luck zyla xx

willywallace · 05/02/2015 15:29

Good luck zyla, hope it is quick for you. Will they intervene more quickly if things don't get moving tomorrow?

Lauren when I have a minute I will post a photo on the fb site. I have the double one which obviously makes it bigger but I imagine the machine part is the same size. Not quite as portable as I'm used to.

There is a chance I may have two sleeping children if MiniWil ever stops arsing about in her bed. Nobody move or even breathe.

ZylaB · 05/02/2015 15:38

wil as long as my bp and liver and kidneys behave they'll just do it as normal, so it could take a few days!

boo because I'm high risk they want me where more midwives are about I think for monitoring, so I lose the side room! I'm just hopping I get one back when baby's here as we'll be in for a few days.

batfish · 05/02/2015 16:32

Did anyone have a scan at less than 6 weeks? I asked for blood tests at the docs and Gynae nurse said just go in next Wed instead when I will be 6 weeks and they will scan to see if they can see a sac. But I think I will only be 5 weeks 4 days then - is it likely that they will see anything at all? I don't want there to be nothing and then I shit myself thinking it is bad news rather than just too early - but if there might be something then I'm totally on board with the scan!

Good lucky zyla hope all goes well!

Stoatystoat · 05/02/2015 16:44

bat I am 6+4. They saw a sac and yolk yesterday but was too soon for a heartbeat...they think I'm looking 5 weeks at the moment though. I have to go in next week. I honestly won't be happy until I've seen a heartbeat. That probably doesn't help you, but just thought I'd share my experience. This first trimester anxiety is hard on me too, I understand where your head is at.

batfish · 05/02/2015 16:50

Ahh thanks for the reply stoat I know you're going through a tough time. Hope you get your heartbeat next week!

Silly us thinking TTC was the stressful bit!

Stoatystoat · 05/02/2015 16:58

I know bat. I had myself all geared up for two years plus of TTC and it being awful, lovely sex interspersed with disappointment. Instead it happened straightaway and then this happened! On the plus side, the guilt at having gotten pregnant quickly has dissipated.

LaLaLaaaa · 05/02/2015 17:48

Bat I would be tempted to wait til 7 weeks as then you should see hb x

ZylaB · 05/02/2015 19:06

bat I had a scan at 5+4. It confirmed gestational sac and yolk and that it was in the right place and the sonographer told me which ovary had released the egg, but no heartbeat. I had to go back 2 weeks later to confirm heartbeat.

ZylaB · 05/02/2015 19:08

DH has just gone home so I'm pottering about on the iPad trying to distract myself from tomorrow! Have re packed my case cos I'll have to move out of my room (sulk) and DH is bringing baby's bag in tomorrow too! He is allowed to come early though tomorrow coz I'm hoping they'll move me at 8amish if they space and get me going asap!

(Can I just say....eeeeeeeeek)

willywallace · 05/02/2015 19:20

So excited for you Zyla Smile

TheBooMonster · 05/02/2015 19:22

squee! it's all happening now zyla hope you can squeeze some sleep in amongst all the excitement!

splodge77 · 05/02/2015 19:41

Go zyla!! Woop Woop. So exciting! X

DulcetMoans · 05/02/2015 19:43

8am?! You don't even get one last lay in zyla?!

Glad you said that about the classes wil and fleur, I didn't feel welcome at all and was only there 10mins. I might not go to it again. No point if I won't enjoy it.

Welcome gaggia, lurk away but don't suffer in silence. If you want to moan or ask questions then do.

gaggiagirl · 05/02/2015 19:49

Thank you for the lovely welcome.
Can I join the facebook group please?.

Pisghetti · 05/02/2015 19:54

gaggia if you want to pm me your email I'll add you? (Quiet congratulations Grin )

KatoPotato · 05/02/2015 19:56

Awww gaggia! Delighted to see you! Did you take another album shot piss stick photie?