JSing Grads turn 21! We've got the Key to the door, cosy wombles and a drawer of dirty spoons.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 21st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 38th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Redshoes56
DC1 due Feb 14th

ZylaB
DC1 (DD!) due March 6th

Pisghetti
DC2 (DD!) due March 16th

TabbyTurmoil
DC1 due April 9th

TheBooMonster
DC2 (DD!) due April 11th

minimooo
DC1 (DD!) due April 24th

laurenamium
DC2 (DD!) due April 25th

couldbeanyone
DC2 due April 26th

splodge77
DC2 (DS!) due April 27th

MrsNM
DC1 due April 27th

Catsofa
DC1 due April 30th

KatoPotato
DC2 (DS!) due May 16th

BeforeIChangeMyMind
DC2 due May 30th

Callipygian00
DC1 due June 4th

freshstart4us
DC2 due June 9th

teejayem
DC1 (DS!) due June 12th

Cymraes
DC4 (DD!) due June 13th

WigglyBraddins
DC2 due June 23rd

ChatEnOeuf
DC2 due June 23rd

rm00054
DC1 due June 25th

fattycow
DC1 due July 3rd

DulcetMoans
DC1 due July 9th

Leela
DC1 due July 14th

FleurChamp
DC1 due July 18th

Indigoblue2
DC1 due Aug 12th

EssiesInvisibleLlama
DC1 due Aug 25th

deeplybaffled
DC1 due Sept 4th

mountaingirl01
DC1 due Sept 20th

Purplecircle
DC1 due Sept 24th

Townsender
DC due Sept 26th

Stoatystoat
DC1 due Sept 27th

Batfish
DC1 due Oct 10th

RhiannonElward
DC3 due Oct 13th

lildottie
DC1 due - TBC!

Lovely Graduated Grads:
Juni DD born Oct 20th
cookie DS born Aug 13th
Horace DS born July 24th
Ness DS born Nov 10th
FurryScoob DD born Nov 19th
zenry/something DD born Nov 26th
garybuseysteeth/(potentially also DrFunke) DD born Dec 3rd
Minion DD born Dec 23rd
RPopz DS born Jan 2nd
wilmabedrock DD born Jan 19th

God, the pressure.

Sorry about the dirty spoon Kato - couldn't resist....

Love a dirty spoon!

Thanks tee!

Can't convince mine to give me a dirty spoon at the moment - I was rejected at the weekend!

Interesting fact I learnt about last night - your uterus will grow to 500 times its size during pregnancy. 500!

Thanks Tee

I need an intervention - all my spoons are clean

Fx all goes ok today Stoaty

I'm working from home and waiting for the midwife who will arrive at an unspecified time. DP is finishing off the painting in the nursery! Exciting. Woodwork still to go and then we can get the furniture in.

Mine feels like it's growing to that size now dulcet !

Struggling today. Had a really nice dirty dream that was very vivid. Woke up disappointed and groggy that it wasn't real.

Now struggling at work and just got email from my df saying he's had open heart surgery to fit a pacemaker yesterday and didn't tell us. He's done this before and it's always such a big shock :(. He's still in hospital in Norwich so I'm going to need to try to get there to see him.

I am so sad and worried he's had to have surgery but also so mad at him for not considering his family more to let us know. He likes to be quite dramatic so this is a typical thing he does :(. It comes as a shock normally when I'm at work so don't have time to get my head round it

500?!!? Fuck me. Although Mine feels like it's squishing against my diaphragm at the moment. tiny tee must have been laying at a very weird angle last night, we could see like a bump on the bump next to my belly button. Had horrid stomach pain as well, like someone was squeezing me above the bump, so I went to bed nice and early and it's gone. I suspect heartburn or something digestive related..

I always fancy a dirty spoon mid afternoon, text Mr Tee to tell him as such, but by the time I get home I'm always too frazzled. I got shunned on Sun night too dulcet. :(

Been to see GP this morning. Backpain and weird abdo pain. Told to rest and not to pick anything or anyone up unless i have to. Easier said than done.
Probably muscular and should go by itself.
I need to bake a cake for DD2 today, its her 2nd birthday, but my mother has forbidden me!
At least i dont have to go and get anyone untill 1 o clock.
How is every one else today? Bleeding stoped i hope.

Sorry I didn't get on in time to do the new Fred, had a fraught morning! Got random phone call from my DH who was on his way to work 2 hours away to finish off last few things so he can concentrate on me and baby, my mum's next door neighbour had called him. She's had to go to hospital as she fell over and we think she's broken her wrist. Neighbour is looking after her dog and some friends have followed her to hospital, but the silly woman was telling everyone not to tell me to not worry me! So I got stressed I didn't know if she was ok, her mobile is always off, so I was trying to call the hospitL etc etc. have spoken to her now and she's going to call me back later but it sounds like just her wrist.

Whilst I was trying to find things out and feeling bad I couldn't go make sure she was ok I had to have obs done, unsurprisingly my bp was mental lol.

breathes

So anyway, think she's ok and jan good news DH picked pram up this morning in his way to work, and I'm 35+5 today, so close to the magic 36!!! Roll on induction on sat!

la hope your dad's ok!

Jan=in no idea what happened there?,

Yay, new thread!

I am having weird sex dreams recently. The joys of pregnancy, eh?

Just marking place to come back to! Thanks for the Fred tee

Hi all

Glad to hear you're all still doing ok.

I have been struggling the last few days. Work has been really stressful and my boss is being a complete cow.

My ears are constantly popping and so I feel deaf and I am close to years most of the time.

I keep getting breathless and feeling faint. I don't think the stress is helping.

Seriously considering getting signed off sick for a few days, but then I think if I can't cope now when I am only 16 weeks, how on earth will I cope when I am 6 months?

Years? Tears!

Maaaaan

Hugs Fleur, hope you feel better soon. Those bloody hormones made me crazy this pg. Maybe just take a flu day rather than getting signed off and try to have a day of rest? I was very glad I only worked part time, would have struggled so much with a full week.

Sorry to those with ill/hurt parents, hope they're all ok.

Dulcet, MrWil said yesterday "God you've really got your figure back. I'm starting to fancy you again." He thought this was a compliment and couldn't understand why I wasn't pleased... Explains why he wasn't pestering me for sex for the last few months though.

Fleur you poor thing. honestly, my biggest regret has being a bit of a stubborn cow and traipsing into work when I have felt terrible. They won't think you for it! I wish I'd have been a bit less of a knob. As my boss (eventually) pointed out, your baby is the most important thing, and as you're the one growing it, you're entitled to take some time if it will help.

fleur, that sounds horrible! I think a couple bed days with flu is probably better than being signed off. Can you do that? Just to give yourself time to recoup.

haha. What a smooth talker wil, I take it that conversation didn't lead to a romantic meeting and some sexy times? My DH promises he does still fancy me but hes not sure how to do sex now. Never really got to the bottom of what that meant. Hopefully doesn't mean he has forgotten how!

Is your mum going to make the cake at least cymraes?

What a worry for you la, can you get to see him soon? Families are difficult!

I know ladies - 500 times! Now we know why its uncomfortable! I also learnt that we should be allowed afternoon naps which I was pleased to hear as DH had been taking the piss for me falling asleep for two and half hours the night before. Oh, and apparently work have to legally let me go to pregnancy yoga if I wanted to. Not sure that would work in practice!

fleur feel better soon, if you need time off you need time off. Don't feel bad about it!

dulcet she may wel bake one for the party this weekend, but for now she is over 50 miles away!
If i use the mixer machine i could sit down and watch the machine do it for me? Will see how i feel after i bring 2 out of 3 home in the next 30 mins....
wil he probably ment it in a nice way, but dont think i would have appreciated it either!
fleur take a day or two off to de stress, your health, wellbeing and mental state depends on it i'd say! If you dont look after yourself, nobody else wil.

zyla that's not what you need right now! Hope she's OK.

la hope your dad is OK. I'd go absolutely mental at him if I were you!

stoat have you had scan yet? Hope all is OK.

fleur if it helps you decide about a sick leave, I felt much worse at the beginning of my pg than I do now at 28 weeks. Although I am slowing these days because of the achey fanjo...

Speaking of which. It hurts...a lot today! Can't wait for my exercise ball to come so I can (hopefully) sit down comfortably. Spending my whole day stood up to avoid it hurting more

Do you make fancy cakes Cym? I couldn't bake a cake if my life depended on it.

Talking of the 500 times thing, did you all see the thing on fb he other day about stages of dilation in labour? Apparently ten centimetres is the size of a large toilet roll. Yowch! Love being smug that i'm past that stage .

Sexy times Dulcet??!! Hahaha no thank you. I'll be waiting until I'm confident these stitches have held everything in place. The thought of anything going near my foof at the moment would bring me out in a cold sweat.

Here's a tmi question viroids!

Every time I move I can feel something leaking/ coming out. It's definitely not wee, I've smelt it and there's enough that I can feel it coming out so I know it's not wee...it could be discharge but how do I know it's not waters? I've put a pad on and it's soaking in not sitting on top...

No fancy cakes just plain old sponge! Probably 1 layer in a square tin with pink icing on top. Pink is the only colour that she can recognise at the moment!
How many weeks is Microwil now? DH wasnt allowed near me until at least 5 weeks last time! And then he wasnt allowed often, tiredness and a newborn is the best contraceptive of all time!

Lauren, call a mw to be checked. Just to be safe. DD1 came early (by 6 1/2 weeks) my waters broke in the middle of the night, and i didnt know what to do, so called nhs direct who passed me to labour ward.