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20th JSing GRADS thread - our chat's still filthy, just not in front of the baby...

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LaLa5 · 17/01/2015 17:47

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 20th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 37th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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DulcetMoans · 02/02/2015 20:32

Well my attempt to gate crash yoga didn't work out. Turned away, maybe next week. Try a different class weds and see if I can play with those ladies...

You all kept a good track on your conceptions - I got no idea. It was conceived in a sea of spunk from several days of shagging!

laurenamium · 02/02/2015 20:39

I also have no idea which Sperm made this baby! DP announced "you are now pregnant" after the first time we dtd after my coil coming out though so I like to think its that one

teejayem · 02/02/2015 21:01

I'm 99.9% sure that this one is the product of me 'thanking' Mr tee for breakfast in bed..... 'Twas a Saturday morning he'd been away in dubai. There was a pillow under bum situation, and then when he went in the shower I had a quick go on my vibrator for good measure. hoovered up those swimmers good and proper! Then we went to a mini festival and I drank my weight in cider. Whoops!

townsender · 02/02/2015 21:47

Ooooh, jizz conversation!!

I'm with Dulcet, a true JSing teachers pet, plenty of potential shags to create a spunky haven for the little egg, and no idea when I iced. But they were all in my own bed anyway, no exciting stories whichever one worked!

townsender · 02/02/2015 21:50

Mountain, it appears from my call to the hospital today that there's no hope of me getting an early scan either, at least not without some kind of oscar-winning act in the EPU.
Sorry to hear work was shitty today - gx you can forget all about it and get a good nights sleep.

ZylaB · 02/02/2015 21:58

I'm still here and reading! Baby still in place and the plan for induction on Saturday continues. To be honest though my blood pressure still isn't behaving and I think they're running out of drugs, but we'll see what happens :)

DH likes to think ours was conceived as a result of a victory shag when he got his promotion at work. I don't think that matches up with my icing date quite, but it's what DH wants to think! :)

TheBooMonster · 02/02/2015 23:36

I had DH on an every other day schedule, but the original scan dated conception at something like 19th and I'm pretty sure we did DTD the night before, I was out with friends the night of the 19th so it wasn't that night!!

willywallace · 03/02/2015 04:05

How frustrating zyla. You're doing so well though.

I have no idea about conception. Didn't even think about it tbh.

LaLaLaaaa · 03/02/2015 06:14

My due date doesn't add up with stealth shag but I know that was the day as I had massive icing pain, ewcm and a peak on monitor then temp shift. Baby is just ahead of it's time ;)

Look at this, thought you might appreciate it

Zyla you're doing brilliantly and we are all cheering you on! Got my pom poms ready for the big moment

I had Daisy birthing last night it's a 40 min scary back road drive each way so I'm not enjoying the whole thing unfortunately as I'm finding it stressful getting there/back but it was good when I was there. She likes to talk a lot about the 'lovely oxygen' and 'lovely space for baby' which I find myself chuckling at a little. Rotate to dilate! Rotate to dilate! I get quite dizzy as well with the breathing so I hope I can learn to manage that.

Dh was suitably sorry and made me gourmet dinner which was nice. When I got back from class we sat and chatted about the baby coz I think it's important he makes time to talk about it and let me know what he's thinking. He'd quite like a boy unsurprisingly so he can do 'boy things'!

My friend at work has decided not to have a 2nd so she's told me to bring car and load up all her baby stuff to take. She has a brand new in box baby bjorn carrier so that's that bit sorted

I had a lot of stabby fanjo and side pain like stitch yesterday which was quite uncomfortable. Must be ligament pain I guess. Baby has moved and is on my left now - midwife showed me how to find it. It's right down almost at my bits, sitting right on my bladder. I think baby must be doing lots of movement because I occasionally think I can feel something, but I've never had a definite 'there it is!' moment yet.

How are you all? I need to read back through as it was hectic yesterday

LaLaLaaaa · 03/02/2015 06:18

Mountain I think it's ridiculous they won't give you an early scan! I was told I had to have one because they needed to date it after it was conceived in wtf cycle. When is scan?

LaLaLaaaa · 03/02/2015 06:28

Ok read through! Lovely site cym so cute

Mountain did you pay for scan in the end? Or are you waiting for 12 weeks?

I had 4 dildocam at least with first pregnancy and one was for ages coz of the suspected ectopic. It wasn't that bad, I just breathed steadily and thought of something else. I also had an operation on my foof when I was 21 and had lots of internals then. Plus the fertility investigations. Plus the scan for this one at 7 weeks. God..that's a lot of people I don't know looking in my bits.

Kato I'm going to check out this site...

DulcetMoans · 03/02/2015 07:16

Haha. Thanks town, I am the perfect JSer! except the occasional ov stick and the tears when DH wouldn't do it at the right time!

Sorry you are still there zyla but at least you are on schedule and being looked after. Not long now!!

It's been snowing here! Very exciting, we don't get snow often!

laurenamium · 03/02/2015 07:35

Morning viroids, sorry to those that can't get early scans

I'm feeling surprisingly good this morning. Thanks to pis advice I didn't sit on the sofa last night. Yoga ball isn't here yet but I sat so my knees were on the floor and body draped over the foot stool with my bum in the air. By the time I went to bed stabby fanjo was half as bad and I managed to sleep all night

Got woke up to a knocking on the door 2 minutes before my alarm though. A mindee here 20 minutes early so getting dressed in a rush resulted in twinges. I feel good that I'm more in control now though!

What was in the gourmet meal la?

LaLaLaaaa · 03/02/2015 07:39

That's good Lauren! It's good to sleep

Pan fried salmon with roasted potatoes, garlic and bok choi!

laurenamium · 03/02/2015 07:48

Ohhhh that is posh! Glad he realised he was being unreasonable!

DulcetMoans · 03/02/2015 07:57

That is posh, but in dinner competition, we had buffalo steaks last night! FIL bought them at the weekend so cooked them up last night. It mainly tastes like normal steak.

Thinking of starting a baby names thread, safer than AIBU but still risky!

mountaingirl01 · 03/02/2015 08:04

Posh la! I am booked in for 02/03 which will be about 11w I have my first booking in app on Friday (I have to go to 2!) And hoping when I speak to them face to face and they realise I haven't honestly any idea when I conceived ahem hungover shag after our Christmas day plus 3rd pregnancy plus maternal and paternal history of still birth and twins..... If they don't I'm paying for one next week.

laurenamium · 03/02/2015 08:05

dulcet I posted in baby names with DDs name after I had already chose it, just trying to find a middle name that matches and her name was picked to bits I called her it anyway and she gets nothing but compliments about it now unless its someone elderly and then I get cats bum faces

willywallace · 03/02/2015 08:23

Ooh now I want to know what she's called Lauren. If you post Dulcet, do a link here - I love a good baby name thread. I would put Clementine and Ottilie on your list to make yourself a bit safer though.

Hope you get your scan mountain.

Well we're having progress on sleep front. Although this is only after four hours of screaming leading up to midnight which is nice .

batfish · 03/02/2015 08:46

Hi grads, I've been very apprehensive about visiting you as am so newly upduffed and feeling ever so slightly terrified about the whole thing......but maybe this will help with the positive thinking that I should be doing!

Having seen friends in 'real life' go through horrible times (1 of my best friends had 3 MCs in a year - but is now due to give birth to her baby girl in 3 weeks) and also people on here - I almost can't imagine this pregnancy being successful, really need to snap out of it! Am on a ski hol right now and am taking the morning off to chill whilst everyone else is out skiing so am going to focus on a bit of reading of good things instead of horror stories!

Congrats to all of you

laurenamium · 03/02/2015 09:09

Congratulations batfish!

wil she's called Indie. I was umming and ahhing over her middle name which we settled with Rose. I was informed via mums net Indie Rose is a furniture shop in America, and not even a good one but we went for it anyway, if she moves to America when she's older she can change it to princess consuela banana hammock or whatever

Sorry you're not getting much sleep, and lots of screaming is it colic or just refusal to sleep?

LaLaLaaaa · 03/02/2015 09:15

Hi bat! Welcome and congratulations

I think the most sensible thing viroids told me on here was that you can't do anything to change the outcome, so worrying is a waste of energy. Oh - and today you are pregnant!

You're bound to be worried particularly if you know people who've been through a bad time. Many of us here have had a mc previously and you're always going to get a proportion in a group of women who are ttc. But it doesn't mean it'll happen to you, you're more likely than not to have a perfectly healthy pregnancy. Whatever happens we will be here and as we are all different stages there's always someone who's been through what you're experiencing recently who can reassure.

Lauren I remember you saying your dd name at some point and it is beautiful!

Dulcet - post it!!

LaLaLaaaa · 03/02/2015 09:15

Mountain I'm sure they must relent and give you a scan!

Pisghetti · 03/02/2015 09:20

Hey Bat congratulations on your BFP! How far along do you think you are? It's pretty common for symptoms not to kick in straight away or to come and go for a while so if you feel 'normal' it's ok! If you feel like shite on the other hand - that's pretty reassuring too

Oh dear Wil how much sleep did you end up getting? Is she still windy?

I had a quick tour of the birth centre after antenatal last night. I felt quite unreasonably narky that the midwives were singing the praises of the pool and suggesting it as a method of pain relief to try before pethidine even if you didn't want to birth in it. These women are all due at the same time as me and I WANT IT! Yes I am being a bit of a spoilt princess.

Yay glad you managed to get comfortable Lauren! I've taken to kneeling on a cushion draped over a ball these days. Very attractive pose - but it helps. My back was a bit achy yesterday so from sitting on the ball I rolled down so that my head was on the ball, feet on the floor, bum in mid air - level with knees and head. It was a lovely stretch until I realised I was going to have a hell of a job getting out of it. DS nearly died laughing hopefully all this draping will encourage the little one to get into position. MW tomorrow - I don't know at what point they'll start to get concerned if the baby isn't sitting the right way.

ChatEnOeuf · 03/02/2015 09:26

Welcome Bat!

Please do start a names fred Dulcet. I just looked at all my choices on my list for DD and hate pretty much all of them now

Will I remember the feeling. DD just fed all evening (if she didn't, she screamed) then crashed at about 1am for a few hours. Glad there's a little bit of sleep happening.

Lauren 20mins early! How rude! Glad you got some sleep beforehand.

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