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The 37th Just Shaggers are on their way! Watch out for accidental erections and bruising injections, polish your perfect ovaries, we're climbing a mountain and digging deeply to get our BFPs!

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honeysucklejasmine · 14/01/2015 16:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't?

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Option decorations include photographs of political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedingering!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

Doing A lemon = Testing WAAAAAAAY to early!

The link to Part 36 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

We are the dark side of MN. Welcome
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honeysucklejasmine · 14/01/2015 16:49

Name: Honey
Age: 28
DC: none
TTC: Aug 14, mc Sept 14

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Stoatystoat · 14/01/2015 16:53

Name: stoatystoat
Age: 34 (not for long)
DC: none
TTC: 1st go was this month, BFP or witch due in town this weekend

Currently laid up in bed with bad backache watching Made in Chelsea with a brew and chocolate having woken up from a very sneaky nap.

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jellypi3 · 14/01/2015 16:54

Yay new fred! Thanks Honey love the title!

Name: Jelly
Age: 24
DC: Zilch. Two fat cats and a fiance though!
TTC: Technically since Aug 14, though properly since Oct 14.

Lil i am so excited for you. It's getting real now eh!

AF is being anything but kind to me :( I hope this isn't going to be a permanent thing. Although I am only have mild cramps and pains, it's so heavy. I'm using the extra absorbent night time pads and it's still needing changing every hour or so!

At this rate I will want to be pregnant to avoid these kinds of periods! Mine were never like this before Depo!

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Poochieblue · 14/01/2015 16:54

Name: Pooch
Age: 34
DC: 2 teenage DSD's and a husband!
TTC: Aug 14

Fantastic fred title honey!!!

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honeysucklejasmine · 14/01/2015 17:00

Oh Jelly, Sad you are summing up the reasons DH and I are TTC! Because periods suck major ass! (and we were going to at some point anyway!)

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TinkerBlue · 14/01/2015 17:03

Name: Tink
Age: 33
DC's: None
Ttc: only the 6 years, New to all this really! Hmm

Professional lurker for the time being as waiting for treatment for a prolactinoma. But refuse to miss out on what could be lils bfmfp Fred! Eek!

Come on you weekend pissers too! Waiting with baited breath.

I have absolutely no interest in seeing any of you viroids here when I come back shagging proper, you all need to get your asses across to the grads Fred and save me a comfy seat by the window! Smile

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LemonDrizzleTwunt · 14/01/2015 17:09

Hi all, I am still lurking Smile

Name: Lemon
Age: 27
DC: 2, if you count DH and the cat
TTC: November 2014

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jellypi3 · 14/01/2015 17:11

lemon where have you been??!?!? we've missed you and your crass-ness!

Tink you will probably beat most of us to the grads fred!

honey you have my sympathies :( it's shyte isn't it!

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LemonDrizzleTwunt · 14/01/2015 17:14

I have been quietly lurking on and off as I think I was investing too much of myself in TTC, and life got a bit much just before Xmas. I have suffered with depression in the past and had expected too much of myself (spreading myself too thin), so decided to stay away from the thread for a bit so that I'd think about TTC less. However, I am learning to cut myself a bit of slack, and am back with eyes firmly on the thread title...I am a SHAGGER, not a TTCer!

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ChatEnOeuf · 14/01/2015 17:16

Name: Chat
Age: 33
DC: 3yoDD, a tabby cat, two fish and DH
TTC: Jan 14, 2MC and currently 17 freakin' weeks with my JSDC2 :)

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honeysucklejasmine · 14/01/2015 17:23

Lemon of course we missed your filth! You must drop in now and then, shout something filthy and leave again. Give us our Lemon fix!

Chat 17 weeks?!?! Shock I think of you every time I have a period, and wonder if I should do a test afterwards!

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jellypi3 · 14/01/2015 17:27

Haha honey there is always that hope, though after the AF I am having right now I don't think I'll have any internal organs left, let alone a fetus surviving!

Lemon totally sympathise with that. It can get a little over whelming and time consuming and we can all get fucking obsessed a little preoccupied with it all. DP and I are just shagging EOD day on top of temping and monitors but it seems to have taken a lot of the stress off because we aren't focusing on the fertile phase, just kind of doing it enough that eventually, if we are both fertile, we will make a baby!

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jellypi3 · 14/01/2015 17:28

I can't believe you are 17 weeks chat. It seems like yesterday you and la were on here, and now you're all grown up on the grads fred!

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Muddytoes1 · 14/01/2015 17:58

Name: Muddy
Age: 29
DC: none
TTC: Dec 2014

Currently struggling with a Walking Dead addiction.

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willywallace · 14/01/2015 18:01

Good luck ladies. Shag shag and shag some more!

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Stoatystoat · 14/01/2015 18:05

jelly EOD is what I'd hoped for...but during the 2ww DH has had manflu and now I have a buggered back! Lemsip and codeine not aphrodisiac!

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gaggiagirl · 14/01/2015 18:12

Name:gaggia
Age: 32
TTC: July 2014 MC Oct 2014
DC: 1 cross ginger nearly 4yo girl

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CountryGal4 · 14/01/2015 18:16

You seen like my kind of gals. Will not be temping or whatever else is going on

Name:country gal
Age: 26
Dc: none
Ttc: jan 14

New to this Ttc lark and the witch or bfp is due next Friday!

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CountryGal4 · 14/01/2015 18:17

Any one else get a bit over zealous with this Ttc? Last week we were at it ED just to 'make sure'

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honeysucklejasmine · 14/01/2015 18:18

Hi Country! Welcome to shagging!

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honeysucklejasmine · 14/01/2015 18:20

ED?? Uh oh Jelly, you have competition! Grin

Flowers Jelly

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CountryGal4 · 14/01/2015 18:23

Haha honey well if no bfp next week (there better be) I'm not sure well manage that next cycle

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australopithecus · 14/01/2015 18:26

Name: Australopithecus
Age: late 30s
DC: one (9.5m)
TTC: November 2014 >>

but no AF yet since DC was a splinter in DH's cornea. Went cold turkey and dropped to three feeds per day only, to kickstart icing a couple of weeks ago. Thus, having no clue about if or when fertility is to commence/has commenced, shagging is pretty much the only hope we've got.

Admission 1: have tried OPKs. Recently. But now just seems like a lot of trouble if you don't actually know anything about your cycle anyway. Damn and curses AF!

Admission 2: there is an entire block of Lindt next to my bed, which I plan to eat tonight. Help me.

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Stoatystoat · 14/01/2015 18:31

There WAS a block of Milka next to my bed. There is now half australopithecus Blush

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australopithecus · 14/01/2015 18:34

Hah hah hah!

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