20th JSing GRADS thread - our chat's still filthy, just not in front of the baby...

[LaLa5]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 20th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 37th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

fleur that is precisely the problem I have with my mil! I don't do conversion in the morning.

stoat I'm afraid it will be dildo cam...I had to last time at 6.4 ..it doesn't go anywhere near as deep as a penis though and they use loads of lube though this whole situation is horrible for you.

How come everyone else gets early scans. I work for the damned nhs and don't get one hmph.

I also slept badlylast night
Stupidly read my emails yesterday and was dreading today. Turns out for good reason. What a shitty day.

Palpitations? Anyone else?

kato AWOL coil??! Oh what a stress!

mountain I'm only getting mine because of the bleeding. I'd have waited a week or two and paid for one otherwise.

Thanks both for telling me what to expect though, that reassures me a bit. I have visions of being impaled on a 6 foot dildo.

I'm also getting the palpitations mountain. And imagining smells. Today, I smelled Heinz spaghetti bolognese in a tin and a perfume I last wore in 1998. Weird.

Stoat I had early scan at what we thought was about 5.5 weeks by dates (by my dating scan it would have been 6+2) and another a couple of weeks later. Both were abdominal scans - no dildocam - the sonographer explained they would try that first - if you are heavier then they sometimes can't see enough abdominally at that stage.

At least they're quite nice smells Stoat - I smell shit in random places hopefully the reassurance of seeing the bean will be worth it.

Kato the advanced method just gives me the same date as basic LMP (assuming 28 day cycle) gave me!

I think this baby is trying to do push ups. There's something very strange going on in there (and distracting me from writing my oh so very interesting report)

stoat I suffered with vaginismus for a while and could even have sex at one point. counselling did help. I was worried about all the dildo cams I've had to ensure as in the past they'd been so painful. but they were fine. I found tensing my pelvic floor muscles as tight as I could before they we t in and letting go as they were about to relaxed me enough that it was fine. its like a thin stick with a little ball on the end, and I agree they use LOADS of lube. don't be afraid to ask for tissue - I wasn't offered any first time and felt very sticky walking back to the car!

*couldnt

kato that's awesome! April is the 11th most popular birth month! Maybe the staff on the ward will be bored and love the idea of me and bump spending a few days there to beat the boring quiet monotony whilst I establish breastfeeding and hide from enthusiastic family.... or maybe they'll still try and chivy us out!

Yep, is a dildocm at that gestation. Sorry. But they aren't too bad, I get them at every blimmin' appt now as I'm a 'high risk for preterm birth' patient. Great! If you explain you find it really hard they should take it gently and slowly. Deep breaths.

Mountain I still can't believe you aren't getting an 8w scan - rubbish service from your trust!

Shout away Will - we can all see you

Thanks kato I am due in the 2nd most popular month.
I am going to give birth on a trolley in the corridor aren't i?

I'm less rocking in a corner now. My fanny can handle it. It can it can it can.

I could smell cat wee in first trim a lot. Even at work, I thought one of the cats had pissed on my coat. It hadn't.
Didn't have dildocam, but had to have a number of internals during bleed with speculum which were a bit icky. TBH the amount of lube was the worst bit, I was walking bow legged like I'd peed myself.
Love that site kato, have just sent it to Mr Tee and we're now debating arguing about when we actually conceived. I'm trying to explain luteal phase over email, and it's just not working. It doesn't bloody matter anyway, every healthcare person I've had an appointment with has given me differing dates, so who knows.
Awol coil sounds like it's bunked off work without calling in.. :)
I get funny fast heartbeat, and out of breath 2-3 times a day to....

I've had that many things shoved up me now, my vagina's like the euro tunnel! Had 3 dildo cams in one week once :(

They're honestly not that bad - hold your dps hand and try to think of something else. Hopefully the result will make it all worth it!

Haha bored at work today Kato?!

You don't sound pathetic at all Stoat, hope you get a nice, understanding HCP

That's a delightful image La

Yeah it's good but not perfect, there's no drop down box for 'Deffo conceived the night we went to see Gone Girl and DS was at Grannies...'

I'm 99.9% sure this one was conceived in our friend's granny annexe after a cheese and wine party.

'Conceived on lunch break - left desk at 12:00, back at desk at 12:50. Boom!'

Sorry for all hopeless DHs! Mines not too bad today.....
Ive just ordered the cutest thing for DD2s birthday, she will be 2 on wed!
www.cottontailsbaby.co.uk/product/maileg-little-sister-winter-mouse-matchbox-2014#.VM-8uicgGSM
DD1 and DS already have one, and she enjoys putting it to sleep in the box.
If you have a birthday coming up, and you really like the child, id highly recommend these!
Had a non scheduled visit with mw this morning, having back ache an the top of my tummy felt odd this weekend. ( so lucky she is DHs aunt and can text her any time!) we think i over did it by putting DS and DD2 in the pram on thurs an trying to lift them on and off the pavements and over the step to come in to the house.

Ha! This one was conceived after an extremely drunken night out- we had just got back from holiday and were jet lagged- we were drunk after a sniff of the barman's apron. Classy.

I love the lunchtime stealth shag la one to tell the grandchildren

Loving the dildo cam chat! I had to have one at my 8 week scan and 11 week one and it wasn't too bad. As others have said its really slim!

Just got in from hospital and horses, I've been referred to physio for SPD so just waiting on a date for it but I'll google anyway pis especially if its all the same! Baby is fine and currently 2 pounds 12 oz so a nice size

I wonder how zylas doing!

cym that website is lovely! Thank you!

I'm glad dildocams have moved on. The one at the hospital 10 years ago was a 12" dildo!

Ours was a leisurely Sunday morning shag

Also wondering how Zyla is getting on

12" dildo cam?!! God my stitches are wincing at the thought.

Yes, hope everything's ok zyla.

In bed already, bloody knackered.

Mine was a lazy Saturday morning one I think. I was going out with my mates that evening so summoned DH on the basis that I'd likely fall asleep on the job if we left it until I got in from my night out. Couldn't do it on the Sunday because my ovulation pains were too bad.