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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

523 replies

MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

OP posts:
roulade · 17/04/2009 12:56

Are they? I've never noticed!!

mrsboogie · 17/04/2009 12:56

I have never seen it mentioned. Why do you think its disgusting?

themoon66 · 17/04/2009 12:57

Because a lot of people are curious about this sort of thing, but never dare ask in RL. That's why I love MN.

serenity · 17/04/2009 12:58

Because it winds people up?

And we're not like other parenting sites, we're special.

themildmanneredjanitor · 17/04/2009 12:58

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MrsSchadenfreude · 17/04/2009 12:58

If you don't want to join in, ignore the threads!

Dumbledoresgirl · 17/04/2009 12:59

Because we are all prurient in RL.

This is our outlet!

I can discuss nappies and spinach recipes in RL. Bumsex, I prefer to discuss incognito.

(Disclaimer: I haven't been on a bumsex thread for about 3 years)

MrsSchadenfreude · 17/04/2009 12:59

Male friend of mine says "Better a tight brown than an easy pink."

BoysAreLikeDogs · 17/04/2009 12:59

Mrs Boogie and roulade you are having a larf, right ?

There are threads GALORE about bumsex

Usually on friday nights

numptysmummy · 17/04/2009 13:00

Eh? Thats because this isn't other parentiong sites - this is one where people can discuss whatever they want.

TrillianAstra · 17/04/2009 13:00

Mrsboogie - you've never heard bumsex mentioned? Never? Really?

Tis mosty a joke anyway.

Apart from the threads that really are 'I want to try bumsex, come tell me how'.

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 13:00

MrsS -

EyeballsintheSky · 17/04/2009 13:02

Lack of tickers means there is more server room so the variety of topics discussed is greater... That sounds quite good, doesn't it?

Dumbledoresgirl · 17/04/2009 13:02

MrsS, bet you don't turn your back on that particular friend.

mrsboogie · 17/04/2009 13:03

No I haven't, I am clearly reading the wrong threads...

please advise where said threads are to be found.

MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 13:04

Surely any decent gentleman would think better an easy pink than a tight brown though? And in what way do you mean easy?

OP posts:
numptysmummy · 17/04/2009 13:05

It's a method of birth control according to male friends of mine - one in the bum,no babies will come

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 13:05

I've never seen an anal sex thread on here before - obviously been looking in the wrong places!

thesockmonsterofdoom · 17/04/2009 13:06

I dont think you are actually down on the rota for this week, step away from the bumsex talk OP, a copy of the rota can be aquired from MNHQ.

nametaken · 17/04/2009 13:07

YANBU - I agree MNetters are obsessed with anal sex. Personally I think bottoms are for one thing and one thing only.

So there.

greenelephant · 17/04/2009 13:07

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Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 13:08

Doesn't interest me at all I have to say - but a friend of mine that did indulge (out of curiosity) said it was like having a shit pushed back in....

Sorry OP this is exactly what you were trying to avoid isn't it? !

themoon66 · 17/04/2009 13:08

Nancy66 - yes I do think you must have been looking in the wrong place.

Bum sex threads are round the back

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 13:10

people who talk too much about sex arn't getting any... and as for anal...no thanks...my dh isn't bi-sexual.

QuintessentialShadow · 17/04/2009 13:10

MoanyLisa how dare you start a bumsex thread without checking the spreadsheet first!

We take it in turns starting them.
There is a rota.

BALD - your turn tonight!!

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