To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

[MoanyLisa]

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

If you have ear sex does it make your nose run?

shineon... Dangly bits....

I assume he meant that if he reached around while doing some rear servicing there wouldn't be a lovely muff there but a great big cock, and the action of the shagging might bring about some testicle swinging, which I'm guessing was what made him turn a bit green...

I really wish i'd never read a word about that cup thing...

My DH has tried aural, nasal... you name it! It amuses him to attempt to stick his willy in various bits of me, for some reason . I find it slightly less amusing than he does. I do like bumsex every now and again, though!

ew you'll have slack bumhole muscles when you're an oap.

And MASSIVE nostrils

Bigbella!!

live a little daft punk.
up-the-bum sex does not equal gay sex ffs!

No strict guidelines on sex btw - if the couple enjoy it and are safe doing it, go for it.
You can always clean/douche the erm 'area' if you're worried about 'mess'

OR

stick to your own narrow minded/homophobic ideas and progress to severely piss people off on here!

Note that I said 'attempt'!

the images that are running through my mind right now!

So anal penetration equals homosexuality? O K..

No probs shineon....

Thunderduck think you're going to have to words with your man, if he is a closet heterosexual you need to know before the wedding... Personally I find it disgusting but each to their own.

Double penetration i think your DP protests way too much... it's always the ones who are most outraged by non-missionary sex that you find in a gimp suit with an orange up their bum at the local knocking shop...

I agree it is rather disturbing Bella. I thought I knew him but obviously he's been hiding this from me, perhaps since we met.

Do you suppose counselling would help? Or making him watch Queer As Folk and perhaps Will And Grace?

what about rainbow kisses?

Annie !

OP you have run away!

OP is away, probably pegging her dh .

What about Goatse???? Worse than goatsex IME!!!

DON'T LINK stretch!!

I only went and googled rainbow kisses, didn't I? When will I learn?
Rainbow kisses, squirting, dragon butter, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera (in best Yul Brynner fashion)

atigercametotea;

i'm not homophobic....i don't know why you would think that?

Oh nooooo. Please no! Why? No, don't answer that....