To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

[MoanyLisa]

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

showofhands....look...i really couldn't care less if your dh/dp gets off by sticking his dick in your ear....but it is a well know fact that men who like anal with a woman are frustrated bi-sexuals

If anal sex is for gay men,

And anyone giving (?) anal sex must be a gay man

Then surely anyone receiving it must a a gay man as well...

It's all nonsense.

What do you make of men who like their women to wear strap ons and shag them up the bum? presumably the men are gay for sure, what does that make the women?

A well known fact? According to whom?

You see what worries me most about the OP is the thought that there are other sites out there who 'wouldn't mention it'. What never? Ever ever? Ahh come on.... surely. Do they put skirts around piano legs too?

If it's a well known fact then how come only you know about it?

Ear sex, that's a new one on me.

Oh yeah and I like anal. Or maybe I'm just brainwashed by my dh into thinking I like it. Cos I'm just a silly woman and don't know my own mind obv.

I love pac-man. And penguins.

My dp is bisexual, and we've never had anal sex, he's never even mentioned it to me, perhaps because he knows I wouldn't like it, who knows?
Does that mean he's really a heterosexual man then? Perhaps even a real 110% heterosexual male?

And for the record daftpunk, I don't ever want to try anal. Nor does my husband. That's because we simply have no interest in it. I wouldn't presume to make judgments about what the same decision or the opposite one means for any other couple.

I asked my DH once why it was different, a bumhole is a bumhole surely.

He mentioned hair.... And dangly bits.... And looked as if he was going to vomit.

Bottom line (geddit???) is that sex with a woman is sex with a woman, wherever you stick whatever, and sex with a man is sex with a man, whether you stick anything anywhere or not...

Men are dirty old pervs who like sticking their cocks in things...as I said before the 'taboo' element appeals.

it's pretty easy for a man to be gay in this day and age so why would be all be living in torment married to women they hate and forcing their wives to have anal because that makes them feel closer to their true self?

Come on!

Oh brill apostrophe. No more condoms for me. It's ear sex a go go chez SOH. Best not tell anybody though in case they think dh is a closet cotton bud wannabe.

Thunderduck your DP is obviously just pretending to be bisexual to cover up his true vice - women. He knows you would be shocked to the core if you found out.

And roffling at aural sex

Anyone tried nasal?

I mentioned it to DP the other day. Very brave and daring I thought since we've been together 20 yrs . He looked doubtful and said:
'Ermm... do you want to try?'
'No, not really. So you?'
'No, don't think so.'

So that was it then. Hurrah!

Wow if you think that anal sex is disgusting then I would steer well clear of anything on here or anywhere on the net that has the words 2 girls 1 cup in it. That would really make your hair curl

Anal sex = Gay don't make me laugh you idiots.

As people in the Forces say:

'If red flag is flying on A Range, shoot on B Range'

Is nasal sex advised in the spring? I mean hayfever increases excretions as it is, surely that's over egging the cake. Maybe it's a Christmas type of fornication.

i'd never look on the net for two girls doing anything...i'm into men.

Clearly Bella, and the guy he was in a relationship with before me, just a ploy to cover up his manly heterosexual lust.

I'll tell him I know his secret and that he can put down the wine and fancy cocktails he pretends to like so much, and pick up what he's obviously been gagging for, for years, a pint of extra strong ale.

I guess this means a threesome is out then.