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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

OP posts:
BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 13:12

bumsex?

What's that?

sassy · 17/04/2009 13:12

Sod off back to Netmums then MoanyLisa.

(did ya see what I did then? did ya?)

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 13:12

"A friend", you say, Nancy?

nametaken, when you say bums are for one thing, are you talking about the "larger member" to which the OP refers?

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 13:13

ROFL DP - those who talk about sex aren't getting any - and then go on to talk about it!

BTW you know DP is a slang term I take it? Think if it whenever I see you, especially the bumsex threads...

greenelephant · 17/04/2009 13:14

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daftpunk · 17/04/2009 13:15

lol bigbella...i'm gonna have to change my name..i keep seeing threads like "dp is an alcoholic" "dp is really pissing me off"...i think it's about me.

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 13:15

Yes, and all women who like anal sex are actually gay men....

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 13:16

yes, definitely was a friend.
my a*hole is a no go zone - despite this DP still insists on tryng to 'accidentally' do it now and then....

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 13:16

deffo greenelephant...they have to be.

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 13:16

Not what I meant DP...

It stands for double penetration

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 13:17

Why would they have to be?

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 13:19

Gay men don't necessarily have anal sex you know...

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 13:20

i wouldn't know that bigbella..i'm not a sexual freak....

men who want anal with a woman really want to have gay sex..sorry that is a fact.

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 13:21

A fact?

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 13:22

And DP says "Anal sex? Thumbs up"

God, I'm sorry I showed him this thread...

AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:22

daftpunk, are you being deliberately provocative?

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 13:22

daft punk that rally is NOT a fact at all. It's your personal belief.

The 'taboo' is the appeal for men - they're not all closet homos

numptysmummy · 17/04/2009 13:23

What a load of bolleaux. Straight men who like anal are not secret gays!

thesockmonsterofdoom · 17/04/2009 13:23

dp you cant really be that niave

nametaken · 17/04/2009 13:24

I don't think they want to have gay sex. I think they just want to try something different. And tight (ouch)

If they wanted to have gay sex they'd have gay sex. Not anal sex with a woman.

greenelephant · 17/04/2009 13:24

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GumsNRoses · 17/04/2009 13:25

Was confused this week, not sure what day it was due to bank holiday, I know where I am now, Friday = bumsex thread

AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:25

a mans shitter is not a womans shitter

a gay man wants to have sex up a mans shitter

daftpunk, do you even know what sex is?

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 13:26

DP is joking.

She would never have chosen a name which abbreviated to DP otherwise.

She is clearly a sexual freak herself and likes nothing better than a spot of back alley action.

nametaken · 17/04/2009 13:26

Eloquently put, green elephant