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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

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AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:27

nametaken, do you realise that is really a euphemism for a blow-job?

AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:28

and is the face you make as you fish the pubes out from between ya teeth

numptysmummy · 17/04/2009 13:30

pmsl Anyfucker. Either that or it's the face of someone who didn't realise their DEAR PARTNER was going to treat them to some back door banging!

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 13:30

Anyfucker, fancy us meeting on a bumsex thread! < waits for Reality and Vinegartits to rock up >

AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:31
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AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:32

I know BOF

I thought I'd better get in early, cos I won't be around this evening for the usual bumsex-fest

greenelephant · 17/04/2009 13:32

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BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 13:33

A night with the rubber gimpsuit for you then, Anyfucker?

AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:34

am talcing it up as we speak

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 13:38

anyfucker...pretty sure i get alot more than most people on here...from a 100% hetrosexual man who wants sex with a wonam.

MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 13:42

I quite agree with daftpunk. I can't believe you have a night of the week for it and everything? Is it really BALD's turn later or are you joking? Are the members here all sex-starved then unless they are ttc?

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Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 13:43

What if their partners/husbands were bisexual anyway? Why would that matter?

AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:46

daftpunk, are you sure your husband is not 110 percent hetero ??

methinks he doth protest too much....

apostrophe · 17/04/2009 13:47

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AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:47

what is a wonam anyway??

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 13:49

lol anyfucker...i've got nothing against gay sex..it just isn't for me...what the fuck would i do with a woman??...apart from just laugh...

and my dh thinks the same...we are straight...can't see what the problem is tbh....sorry we're boring...

mayorquimby · 17/04/2009 13:50

"men who want anal with a woman really want to have gay sex..sorry that is a fact."

can't argue with that logic.
especially when the poster is getting it daily,nightly and ever so rightly from a REAL MAN, 100% HETERO and all i'll have you know.

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 13:51

anyfucker...don't give up the day job...you are seriously unfunny

AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:51

no mayor, reckon daftpunk and her butch hubby are really 110% hetero

RumourOfAHurricane · 17/04/2009 13:52

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AnyFucker · 17/04/2009 13:53

this is my day job

RumourOfAHurricane · 17/04/2009 13:55

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BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 13:58

< stern > Daftpunk, is this you queueing up to get rotten eggs pelted at yourself again? What happened to your new leaf?

MrsMattie · 17/04/2009 14:00

lol! I like saying 'bumsex'. I don't like doing it, though.

I am appalled by the number of trollops women who start up topics in 'Chat' specifically for the purpose of relaying the details of how their 'D'H rammed his cock up their jacksy last night. Attention seeking headcases.

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 14:01

I am going to buck the trend and shower you with love...but not golden ones, ok? Because I am not a perv. And I'm a girl.

Oh wait, I am a perv...

Peeeeeeeeeeeee

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