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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

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Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 14:02

surely with anal sex there has to be a shit factor? and shit aint' sexy....

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BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 14:04

Yeah, forget about bumsex, what about weesex? My seventeen year old babysitter once told me she'd weed on her boyfriend. I was a bit ...I mean, if you've started the far-out stuff by that age, what on earth's left when you're a gimmer?

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daftpunk · 17/04/2009 14:06

bitoffun...i'm gonna stop telling people to fuck off..it's childish and doesn't get me anywhere.... but i'm not gonna stop posting my views... if people think i'm a troll...well that's their problem not mine..

TrillianAstra · 17/04/2009 14:06

I too like to say and tpe 'bumsex' but don't really fancy doing it

TrillianAstra · 17/04/2009 14:08

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BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 14:09

Moanylisa if you think MN is bad you've obviously never come across sofeminine...

That will make your hair curl...

I also have a question for double penetration.

Lets say that 95% of men enjoy a bit of porn.

95% of porn for straight men has anal in it.

So that would mean about 90% of all men must be gay? Amazing how we manage to keep the planet populated really...

Also I would like an answer to my previous question, if a woman likes anal sex, does that make her a gay man?

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TrillianAstra · 17/04/2009 14:09

Are penguins just coming up really often now?

I like that we can all play silly games on one thread and completely disagree about stuff on other threads, tis an important feature of MN.

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 14:10

ROFL @ penguin opposite

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 14:11

yeah I do - i'm interested. I think anal sex will be on my 'try before I die' list.

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ShowOfHands · 17/04/2009 14:13

Oh the Friday bumsex thread. Perfect. I'm settling down with my chocolate hobnob.

daftpunk, I'm very interested in the correlation between consensual anal sex involving a man and a woman and hidden homosexuality.

Are we all allowed to make sweeping generalisations dressed up as fact?

Men who want oral are hiding their secret lust for pacman and that's a fact.

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 14:13

If Trillian likes talking about it, does that make her bicurious?

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daftpunk · 17/04/2009 14:14

bigbella...how can a woman be a gay man?

i dont believe many woman like anal sex...they just to it to please men.

TrillianAstra · 17/04/2009 14:15

Not even talking about it, just the word. Bumsex. Bum-sex. Bmsx. It's such a good word.

Bicurious? What, you mean I'm part hetero woman and part gay man? That would be very confusing, and would miss out on the fact that some women are hot.

TrillianAstra · 17/04/2009 14:16

And part penguin of course

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ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 17/04/2009 14:16

No daftpunk, anyfucker is very funny. You, however, are a bit silly, verging on homophobic, and very judgemental. My DH loves anal cos he loves bums. Women's bums. I don't get the attraction of bumholes myself but at least 85% of HETERO REAL MEN like your dh LOVE women's bumholes, love sticking things up them, and it's normal. It's a man thing, not a gay thing.

PS most men like a finger up theirs too....oooooh how gay

ShowOfHands · 17/04/2009 14:17

'they just do it to please men'

That's precious, really. I won't take an interest in dh's comics to please him so I sure as heck won't be allowing him to put his cock inside my bottom, let alone pretending to like it just to please him.

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