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AIBU?

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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

523 replies

MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

OP posts:
crankytwanky · 17/04/2009 22:44

D'oh!

FairLadyOfMuslinCloth · 17/04/2009 22:47

lol...because on mumsnet you can, without getting deleted or reprimanded by management...

Jeremyll33 · 17/04/2009 22:56

Oh God.

I am a bloke and I feel very innocent in this thread.

Well to paraphrase Viz I am not a Bottom Inspector.

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 22:59

Jeremy you have joined the party late.

I am off now to join DH for some "adult fun" - I can see him now he's at the coffee table and has the mini milks...

I hope you haven't been traumatised by this thread

Jeremyll33 · 17/04/2009 23:06

AIBU...to have found the Schnapps bottle?

Oh dear there may be trouble ahead...

No I am not trau...whatever, quite tickled.

themoon66 · 17/04/2009 23:55

Well Jeremy - you killed the thread.

CharCharGabor · 17/04/2009 23:59

Well done BoF, fabulous thread

BitOfFun · 18/04/2009 00:02

Back after getting thrashed in Trivial Pusuit (no double entendres intended)...all I will say is that I have to retire the Moany persona now, and yes Bella, I should have checked its posting history- I am partial to a bit of Alsatian Love ...well, reading about it anyway!

TheCreamEggOfSeptimusQuench · 18/04/2009 00:02

Oh BoF, you are norty

I wondered who it was, and briefly consdered you, but because you were on the thread you slipped under the radar.

Thanks for v entertaining Friday afternoon. 10/10

BitOfFun · 18/04/2009 00:04

< bows >

Stayingsunnygirl · 18/04/2009 00:06

"Back after getting thrashed....." - see, I knew we were getting round to spanking!

KerryMumbles · 18/04/2009 00:16

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BitOfFun · 18/04/2009 00:20

I confessed, Kerrymum! Apologies for winding you up- I was "in character"! You're a good sport though I know

KerryMumbles · 18/04/2009 00:26

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HecatesTwopenceworth · 18/04/2009 09:18

Best wind up thread for ages! Well done. It's been a while since anyone put the effort in!

SerendipitousHarlot · 18/04/2009 09:40

Well done BitOfFun, great thread

I fell for it as well. But I am a twat

FairLadyOfMuslinCloth · 18/04/2009 10:25

btw...has Daftpunk ever shown where that well known "fact" comes from...

SerendipitousHarlot · 18/04/2009 12:51

here

FairLadyOfMuslinCloth · 18/04/2009 18:54

lol serendipity....funny that it was in german, too....hehe

SerendipitousHarlot · 18/04/2009 21:43
Grin
GumsNRoses · 18/04/2009 21:49

Oh poop do that mean I don't get me glass coffee table BoF

Well done fab thread

AnyFucker · 19/04/2009 19:40

just caught up on this thread

I am sorry to have missed most of it

damn those dirty arsefucking weekends away....

AnnieLobeseder · 19/04/2009 20:30

Oh darn you all, especially BoF! I told DH about this thread, which has now just got him going "mmmmmmm, bumsex!" and getting all frisky every time he sees me! I did point out to him that this makes him gay but for some reason he doesn't believe me!

AnyFucker · 19/04/2009 20:34

annie, just be careful when you bend over to empty the dishwasher !

AnnieLobeseder · 19/04/2009 20:39

AnyFucker - I always am!! The man is a horny teenager in a 36yo body!