Over used mumsnet phases?

[WillTheRealDeanGaffneyPleaseStandUp]

You/he/she is a narcissist.

You don't sound very nice/pleasant.

I'm self diagnosed with ADHD/Autism.

She/he must have ADHD/Autism.

You need to make your partner do X. (Because that is how adult relationships work).

Op: I need a new dress.
Mn: here is a shapeless sack the colour of sludge that costs almost £200.

I hate Boden.

I fancy Greg Davies.

...

What have I missed?

The 'r'.

No one could possibly fancy Greg Davies, he looks like a fat Rik Mayall.

Name changed as this is very outing

Could it be dementia?

‘It’s always the price’

Shaking

Can never just be just a bit upset. Have to be shaking and fuming.

Vile/ grim

“I won’t name the hobby as it’s outing” (it never is)

”if the sexes were reversed, everyone would say…” (inserts something they would never say)

Do you even like your MIL?

Report it to HR.
Report it to the school.
Report it to the police.
Report it.

Picky bits 😒

Could they be neurodivergent?

Usually to excuse some male shit behaviour

Cherchez la femme

First post nails it

LTB

kindly/gently op

No is a full sentence

Lawyer up/ shit hot lawyer

its outing

Log it with 101/police

Shaking/ terrified any over exaggerated comment like this.

Limerance

DH, DD, DS, Dsis, DSS. And not forgetting the absolute worst- DDog.

Why not just type the full word? Takes maybe like one second more 😁

My husband has started using the phrase “picky bits” and I’m considering “getting my ducks in a row” and “LTB” 😁

I hate this one. It’s so patronising. What did your verbally abusive, threatening neighbour say when you talked to them about it?

Just say “I think you should talk to them first, before talking further action”

'aibu to wear this dress at a wedding I'm attending? posts pic of a white dress with a tiny pattern of pink flowers on the hem '

It’s not just about typing speed but that it’s easier to read -keep the posts shorter and easier to skip through.
I like the acronyms

You do you.

"He's just not that into you".

"First post nails it", which is only marginally better than "THIS".

Tbf I'd never heard of limerance before I read it on here. In full disclosure, I think I've had it in the past eg lying in bed thinking aboit them and making up stories. BUT! I always knew it wasn't real and was me being foolish so does that actually count?

When someone tells you who they are believe them.

What is the point of him.

Unmumsnetty hugs.

😂😂😂

I’ll add to this…
‘just use your travel insurance’ when it’s very obvious they don’t have any (not that I agree with travelling without insurance mind)

People 'screaming' at each other.

Have never in my life seen this. I always imagine some dramatic creature with a slightly raised voice.

Parent your child

It doesn't seem like you actually like your OH/DS/friend etc
Generally said when someone is having a rant about something without any indication that it isn't a one iff.

No?
Stuck at the end of a statement. So pretentious and .makes me cringe.

What do we think of x?

If you don't want neighbourhood noise just move to a detached house.

Get a new job / promotion.

Retrain.