Over used mumsnet phases?

[WillTheRealDeanGaffneyPleaseStandUp]

You/he/she is a narcissist.

You don't sound very nice/pleasant.

I'm self diagnosed with ADHD/Autism.

She/he must have ADHD/Autism.

You need to make your partner do X. (Because that is how adult relationships work).

Op: I need a new dress.
Mn: here is a shapeless sack the colour of sludge that costs almost £200.

I hate Boden.

I fancy Greg Davies.

...

What have I missed?

This

That is odd.

Your house,your rules
Big girl pants
Use your words
First post nails it

No is a complete sentence.
Don't be such a wet lettuce.

You missed
My husband...
Divorce him

Gently, OP

We've lost sight of what a healthy weight/dress size is.

Makes me think of a size 8 dress running for the hills.

"Vile" and "grim" (especially about totally innocuous things)
"That's on you" and "This isn't about you" both make me irrationally angry
"Use your words" ditto, so patronising and often ignores the reality of how humans typically relate to one another (e.g. it's actually not "on you" if you didn't spell out to your partner that you would like your birthday to be acknowledged)

Cancel the cheque

Kindly OP

Ducks lined up

Leave the bastard.

Said at the slightest sign of a man making any suggestion what so ever, because a man having an opinion is controlling and toxic.

Grim

My anxiety is through the roof.

Translation - I’m a bit worried.

Addressing the readers as “Dear hive mind….”

“Give your head a wobble”

‘First post nails it’

"Typical Mumsnet" for anything a poster disagrees with.

Cuppa

“And what was his reply when you told him <<insert sentence that the poster fully knows OP didn’t tell her husband/partner>>”

Could you move house?

‘Throw that one back’
’What a prince’

Book yourself a hotel for the night.

You have a DH problem

red flag
duck in a row

‘Gave me the ick’

share the right move link.

(and then everyone says, price to high/ too cluttered/ too small)

"Safeguarding" - where it's entirely irrelevant. I don't think people understand what safeguarding actually is, where it applies, and who to. And while I welcome anyone who wants to take it seriously, I think too often on here it's used to encourage behaviours that are bordering on the insane.