You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

WANT** 😫😫

Booked his car into the main dealer to replace a headlight bulb.

Yes I know it was included in the fancy new car deal but it took days to arrange, time out of work for both of us to drop off (and time out of our weekend to pick up) for the sake of an £8 bulb.

Oh, and getting his mum to book a GP appointment for him.

Took me back to his after a night out with drinks, food etc. offered me a cup of tea and cried about how he wasn’t understood.

I very nearly walked away from an otherwise perfect man after the first night we spent together, because the tops of his feet were really smooth. I gave myself a good talking to and got over it.

Oo as opposed to being veiny??? 👀

Yanbu, these are terrible icky traits and he is lucky youve been kind enough to stay with him xx

😭😭😭

How soon did you dump him?

If a man eats a salad and gets mayo around his mouth 🤢

Not veiny but also the smoothest skin, like you would want your own feet to be. Not the feet of a 6ft 5 fella.

🤢

You'd have to assume he makes an effeminate and soft lover

He wore a yellow jumper

The dreaded feathery stroker as described by Marian Keyes.

He expressed admiration for Nigel Farage.

I saw him downing red bull at the bar.

If it’s a “fancy new car” high chances are changing a bulb isn’t as easy as you might
think.

That is true. Some cars are built so you cannot DIY. You have to go to a garage that deals with that brand of car. You literally cannot get to the bulb.

My friend stopped dating someone because she didn’t like the way he ate an apple, and someone else because he had a stain on his top. It was clean, he just hadn’t got the stain out.

She stands for no messing 😁

he had the same first name as one of my brothers

just no,nope,not happening

That's a proper passion killer!

😄

Did he at least offer to change his name by deed poll?? Rude if not Tbh!

A woman after my own heart

The ick today. Divorce for consistent staining tomorrow 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

You had a lucky escape, what man beyond aged 17 downs a redbull at a bar?!

Now this one. Well done for getting away, hes probably an incel anyway

Hi car looked like it was garaged in a field (covered in mud) and no, he wasn't a farmer !

Omg yes