You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

Mine has a long finger nail on his left pinky finger. Makes my fanny clamp shut every time I notice it. 🤢

I haven’t read the book but honestly I long to be feathery stroked. It’s my favourite thing!

Oh this is interesting! In my early 20s I dated an amazing guy who was a year younger than me - had only ever dated older men and I felt like i was being a bit creepy. First night I went back to his I realised his hair was so soft that it felt childlike. The minute the thought was in my head it wouldn't shift. Looking back on it, it sounds insane - the difference between 22 and 21 is nothing. Never saw him again and I had absolutely no good reason other than that 😬

I know a gigantic man with the most delicate hands I’ve ever seen and can’t lie, it freaks me out.

Ooh, ooh, I did something similar. I wasn't a prolific dater by any stretch but I dated 3 guys in a row with the same first very common name but different nicknames (think Robert, Bob and Rob). I met an amazing guy who was known by his surname by everyone. It wasn't until the third (very promising) date that I found out his first name. It was the same one. I just couldn't go on a fourth. I couldn't be the woman that had dated 4 guys in a year with the same name 😂

I got the ick when I went to a firework display and he jumped every time there was a loud explosion

Top 5 men.

1. Met for the first time, he had such a tiny head i couldnt stop looking, had one drink and left.

2. onenight stand his dick was the size and width of a chap stick, i could have won oscars for my fakeness that night.

3. He got drunk pissed himself rang him mum and asked her to come take him to bed.

4. He shaved his pubes and his legs, i couldnt do it i left i said i had an emergency.

5. He was picking his nose and wiping it on his trousers like it was normal.

I hated the way he pronounced the word mirror. Emphasising the “or”. Couldn’t get over it. Irrationally creeped me out.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 You win!!!

He got rosy cheeks almost in a perfect circle when he was hot or cold.

Cold soggy beard after really good oral sex.

Because he spoke to his food in this odd posh way. “Ahh, egg. Jolly good!”

Omggg! Hard no

Did you know, apparently, when a man's beard goes ginger in places, its because he goes down on women a lot!

his jizz looked like asparagus cuppa soup. bye.

Riding around on an e-scooter

Dear God. No. Pass the bleach, my brain needs cleaning

He wore dungarees and a woolly hat and it made him look like Benny from Crossroads.

Told me his mother was his friend.
I clamped shut like a Venus Fly Trap.

My DHs feet are perfectly smooth on top! 🤣

It's kind of weird as he is the hairiest man I know but somehow, baby skin on the tops of his feet!

I actually quite like feeling it - wishing my legs were as smooth 😉

Had long fingernails

Started counting the change after receiving back something like £1.41 in coins.

The man was actually reasonably well off (a colleague of mine), it was not like these were last pennies, and it wasn't 19th century.

He accidently stepped on a huge, orange slug whilst wearing sandals (no socks).

Should I show my DD20 this thread to prepare her for relationships?😄

He turned up with a crusty bogey on his face. It was winter but all the same, ick!

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Agree re the GP. But I tried for ages to change a headlight bulb on one car, I eventually 'phoned the garage, they said the only way to do it is to go up through the wheel arch!