You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

When a big handsome macho hunk of a man tells you what his "nana" bought him for Xmas it's time for a rethink. 🫤

That was my first thought!!! 😂

Did he still marry her? What a rotten thing to do!

The merest hint of right-wing bullshit, to include all of the standard tropes (pride in eating meat, hating Carol Vorderman, thinking GB News is 'real' rather than biased, homophobic jokes, sudden onset Christianity shite even though they've never set foot in a church, pride in Churchill or colonialism, defence of the trifecta of twats [Robinson/Fox/Hopkins], general white or Brit superiority vibes.....I could go on but you know exactly the type I mean)

Proudly claims to have never read a book.

Eats with their mouth open.

Supports Birmingham City.