You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

He mansplained.
This was years ago, before it was called that.
Golly he was an absolute expert mansplainer. Lucky escape.

Micro penis: the end.

Hahahaha omg awww bless you they can actually be so bloody awful cant they??

That reminded me; I had many dates in pizza hut with my second ever boyfriend and omg there were some moments.

I have to say my favourite was when he was asking me if I had ever done anything sexual with my ex, and I said the most he did was touch my boob. He started crying in fucking pizza hut. Biggest ick ever after that

Hilarious! 🤣 I see what you did there! 😁

If this thread were a competition, I think it would be safe to say that @Delladuck would win it… 🤮

I worked with a bloke who had a really long pinky nail. It was his PICKING NAIL 🤢

Had a boyfriend who was really tall and he loved being taller than pretty much everyone wherever we went. We went to a pub and there was a taller bloke, ex was practically on his tiptoes trying to make himself taller.... That was the beginning of the end.....

We got chatting in the cafe of a bookshop and I really liked him, but I got the ick when I went back to his and discovered the Spiderman duvet on his bed and matching clock on the wall, and other assorted superhero memorabilia. We were in our early 20s.

Also if still under warranty, you’ll void the warranty if you diy.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was in a night club with a date and the bar man said “what on earth are you doing with him?!” Put me right off.

Another man laughed after every comment. He was jolly but just did not fancy him. Jolly is not sexy I don’t want to date Father Christmas

I stopped dating a guy because he bought me too many flowers 🤣

Called the waiter 'chief'. Used a baby voice in bed.

😂😂😂😂

In Marian Keyes Walsh family series one of the characters had a night with a man who stroked her arm ( I think) so gently and she wanted “rip off my clothes and throw me down” sex so feathery stroker became the name for any man who wasn’t deemed manly enough - many things were decided to be feathery stroke-y by the Walsh sisters!

I didn't...

He's the one that got away!

Listened to Gloria Estefan, tucked his jammies very neatly under his pillow, and other things I've forgotten by now (this was uni.) He actually ended it with me first: I was like, OK cool. My doornob came off in his hand after he'd made his big announcement. He was known thereafter as Doornob Rob.

Oh Christ. That would do it 🤢

Said the words 'Nom nom' when talking about his dinner 😷

Did that thing people do when eating ice cream, they eat half of the spoon full then take the spoon out with sucked ice cream on (am I explaining this?), then he kind of looked at the spoon. It was dreadful.

I’ve never dated anyone with an e-scooter but every single time I see a fully grown man riding one on the street, I physically cringe.

He voted Labour in the last election.