You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

What's this feather-stroking thing mean? He's too gentle?

I wonder if he had a photo of his mummy on his Prom night posing beside him in a colour coordinated dress?

Only asking follow up questions to the sex-related ones is it OP? Hmm.

Is this at least a time when 10p was a fair bit of money? Like the drink being £1.90 or something?

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I didnt like his surname 🙄

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Of the three, I think the nandos one is worst but theyre all terrible

So glad you survived babe xx

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This is the worst thing in the world. Ive been there, truly disgusting 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Was he quite sensitive and a 'gentle giant' ?

Wait, with no 4, thats not so bad

No.1 is hilarious 😄😄 i completely understand

Pronounced tuna like tooona🤢

Peter pan syndrome

This really made me laugh, that thread was bonkers 🤣

God, so many...

Had a coffee stain on his jeans, touched my leg when I was driving then had a really pubey bathroom floor - all during the same day time date, was the last date. I actually saw him driving recently, a tiny Peugeot, hunched over the wheel, and just cemented the ick

Wore a beige short sleeved jumper that showed off his moobs

Sent me approx 1000 pics of his house, over the course of a week or so after 1 date, garden, dogs, drinks, only so many times you can say nice, lovely, cute etc etc Date was actually nice and would have repeated but all the photos from a 51yo guy put me off!

Had an allergy to dairy but continued to eat cheese and stink out my house with farts and shits. This one was really needy anyway so was already on his way out!

He had spittle at the corners of his mouth all the time and when he drank a glass of water he made several loud gulping noises.
My misophonia went off like a grenade.

Suit jacket and jeans

His name was Glenn.
I was 19. . . (He was only 26ish) But I couldn't be with "Glenn"

I was close to catching a charge over the nandos one tbh. Thank you, I'm glad I lived to tell the tale lmao x

Has, not had? He has a coke nail and he’s your current partner?? 🤢

Grim🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Nope!
Both drinks came to around £8.
I was so embarrassed 🤣

😄😄😄 i wouldn't have blamed you!

Do you know what when I was a teen and new to dating, a boy made me pay for pizza hut for him. I'm so embarrassed, I was just like 'okay 🙂' 😭😭

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I need the laugh react!

Lived in Weston Super Mare. Lived in Perth. I was brutal about men’s locations. Met dh in London things were going well when he said one day he planned to move to the west county - sold!