Page 26 | You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

mumofoneAloneandwell · 2026-06-14T15:58:30+00:00

Eaten tuna 🤢 Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

ScottishSoupDragon · 23/06/2026 17:09

The date seemed to be going really well, lots in common, similar sense of humour, yadda yadda. But when he kissed me, it felt like a combination of a washing machine and a dental appointment. Why did a few more dates follow? God knows...giving him the benefit of the doubt, and/or temporary insanity perhaps? The stuff of nightmares 🤢🤮

EvieBB · 23/06/2026 19:32

ScottishSoupDragon · 23/06/2026 17:09

The date seemed to be going really well, lots in common, similar sense of humour, yadda yadda. But when he kissed me, it felt like a combination of a washing machine and a dental appointment. Why did a few more dates follow? God knows...giving him the benefit of the doubt, and/or temporary insanity perhaps? The stuff of nightmares 🤢🤮

Well at least his teeth were clean and fresh 😁
Better than morning breath!

MidnightMeltdown · 23/06/2026 22:12

orangegato · 23/06/2026 16:02

You’ve cracked it, it’s because they’re work uniforms! I wondered why I gipped at them but it all makes sense now.

The colour makes a difference. One guy had a burgundy one with an orange trim which made him look like he worked in Sainsbury’s. A different guy had the same shade of brown as a UPS driver. Once you see it…

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Yeah, it’s even worse when there’s a designer logo where the name badge is supposed to go!

Munchie1965 · 24/06/2026 07:16

Thats it ! No more polo shirts for me 😂

Userxyd · 25/06/2026 08:47

Ilovemychocolate · 14/06/2026 20:32

First date.
Paid for our first drinks with 10p coins out of a coin purse.
He was really nervous and dropped the purse, coins went everywhere, he was scrambling around on the floor to pick them all up.
The barman gave me a look of such pity 🤣
There was no second date.

Hahahah this is brilliant 🤣

Ak75 · 25/06/2026 09:57

F

Gettingbysomehow · 25/06/2026 12:30

Olive123456 · 23/06/2026 00:35

Driving me home after our date he showed me his party trick. Steering the car with his erect penis.

😣😫😕Gross.

LeedsLoiner · 25/06/2026 12:33

Gettingbysomehow · 25/06/2026 12:30

😣😫😕Gross.

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The real question is how did he find out he could do that ?

TheSquashyHatofMrGnosspelius · 25/06/2026 17:30

XenoBitch · 15/06/2026 20:23

Went on a few date type things with a guy I had known for a while. Went to a pub with him and friends. He ordered steak, and ate it by cutting a piece with a knife and fork (normal)... then eating that piece with his bare fingers. He did not even put it in his mouth.. he just gnawed on it. Then he took a swig of his beer. Well, I say swig. He poured some in his mouth and let a load go back in the glass... and it was full of tiny bits of steak.
That was bad enough, but we never DTD, as he struggled to get it up. Said it was having sex with a relative when he was a teen made it hard for him to get hard later on.

Fuck a dog. Fuck an actual fucking dog😖

topcat2014 · 26/06/2026 15:14

SomeGarlic · 23/06/2026 01:51

OMG!!! 😲🤣🤣

It's the thought that he must have practiced this - many times, thinking "No woman could fail to be impressed by my mighty steering knob."
What a twerp 🤣

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We need a diagram. What's the logistics? Friction on the outside or something involving the spokes?

LeedsLoiner · 26/06/2026 15:54

topcat2014 · 26/06/2026 15:14

We need a diagram. What's the logistics? Friction on the outside or something involving the spokes?

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Did he have one of those racing style lightweight steering wheels with holes drilled in the spokes?

OVienna · 27/06/2026 14:40

Delladuck · 23/06/2026 10:18

I got the ick from teddy bears

Had been on a few dates,all good and he invited me back to his

All going well,so we headed into the bedroom

On top of his wardrobe where at least 30 teddy bears (I'm not a fan of teddy bears)

I can handle a few stuffed toys but he then launched into 'i bought this one for my ex','I won this one for ex','this one i bought ex for our anniversary','I won this one from a grabber machine for ex','ex loved this one so much'

I got the ick from the teddies alone,I didn't need chapter and verse about where he got them from too

What makes it worse,is it swear one was possessed-its was a dog/teddy,it had evil eyes and a nasty grin-not a chance was i having a good time with that thing staring back at me

I made my excuses and left (he couldn't understand why)

If his ex had loved them as much as he did,surely she would have kept them!

Needless to say,the teddies where only there to show what a soft side he had and how lovely he was to have kept them

He is a nasty,narcissistic,spiteful,cheating twat who tried to screw his ex wife over in the divorce and tried to pay as little as he could for the kids

But at least he got the teddies in the break up!

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Tell me this wasn't Prince Andrew.

Delladuck · 27/06/2026 20:32

OVienna · 27/06/2026 14:40

Tell me this wasn't Prince Andrew.

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Hahaha
No,he's not AMW
He's a bigger twat than him though...

Twonewcats · 28/06/2026 12:37

Howinthehelldidthishappen · 23/06/2026 10:07

He wore a polo shirt with the collar turned up. On purpose. Hard no from me.

I'm so sorry you had to experience that 😭

As a positive, I'm over the moon that so many of you are onboard with the polo shirt gip.

As I said originally, the fact I always associate them with being minging - whether sweaty, covered in paint, or is workwear, or school polos covered in spilt food

TheTeaCosyofDoom · 01/07/2026 15:22

wishingonastar101 · 14/06/2026 19:24

his jizz looked like asparagus cuppa soup. bye.

It had green bits in it?? And croutons??
😱

TheGhostOfYouAndMe · 01/07/2026 20:36

Fredflinstoneswife1 · 14/06/2026 22:32

He voted Labour in the last election.

Could’ve been worse, could’ve been Reform!!

Gettingbysomehow · 01/07/2026 20:49

LeedsLoiner · 25/06/2026 12:33

The real question is how did he find out he could do that ?

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I dont want to know tik tok probably 😐

Gettingbysomehow · 01/07/2026 20:51

MidnightMeltdown · 23/06/2026 22:12

Yeah, it’s even worse when there’s a designer logo where the name badge is supposed to go!

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Especially if its a Cotton Traders logo 😂

Lurkingandlearning · Yesterday 12:44

ChamonixMountainBum · 18/06/2026 13:36

She could not ride a bike.

She suggested for second date that we hire some bikes and cycle round Richmond Park. Lovely idea I thought, unfortuately she could not ride a bike, I dont mean being a bit rusty, she literally could not ride forward without falling off. Eventually she gave up after a few hundred meters of veering into the bushes and returned the bike. I was so unimpressed.

What phenomenal confidence thinking she would just hop on and pick it up immediately. She will go far (just not on a bike)

ChaliceinWonderland · Yesterday 22:17

Twinkeltime · 14/06/2026 19:06

Top 5 men.

Met for the first time, he had such a tiny head i couldnt stop looking, had one drink and left.
onenight stand his dick was the size and width of a chap stick, i could have won oscars for my fakeness that night.
He got drunk pissed himself rang him mum and asked her to come take him to bed.
He shaved his pubes and his legs, i couldnt do it i left i said i had an emergency.
He was picking his nose and wiping it on his trousers like it was normal.

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Fuck me! These are priceless...