You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

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Ah yes, I still say feathery strokery. It’s a perfect description!

He called a sandwich a sammich, but said it in baby talk. It gave me the ick so bad that I was gone

He was so noisy in sex after a couple of years and the embarrassment in hotel rooms I got the ick totally.

Definitely not true, DH has no ginger in his beard!

That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard, and I have been here for many years.

It’s even more ridiculous than the woman who thought there was two separate ‘ways’ for food and drinks to enter your stomach. She thought when people said ‘it went down the wrong way’ that the food had accidentally down the liquid pipe.
Now you have outdone her.
I didn’t think that possible and thanks for this thread! It’s great.

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@Matildahoney

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no!lol
i just couldnt go to bed with him and shout out my brothers name
i got the ick big time

Maybe he grew up thinking his mother was his sister a la Eric Clapton? 😱 I went on one date with a guy who wanted to introduce me to his mother THAT NIGHT. There was no second date.

Worse brief relationship was with a man who 'didn't eat meat or vegetables'. The guy lived on tinned ravioli, he didn't have rickets or scurvy but had premature ejaculation. I didn't hang around long enough to find out the two issues were connected.

Called me 'good girl' 🤢🤢🤢

When he went jogging would hold his arms up and let his arms flap around like a bird. He just looked so stupid.

When I was younger went on a cinema date and he asked if I wanted popcorn so I said yeah. He bought one tub and said we could share. We get in the screen and he has it on his side only (not in the middle), scoffing and crunching them like he had never eaten a meal in his life. I went 'to the toilet' and that was that.

Another time eating at Nandos as a teen and he is basically drinking the chicken off the bone. The slurping was borderline offensive. Sucked his fingers, too. Didn't get sucked elsewhere after that.

I wish there was a vomit reaction

Picked his nose and ate the contents

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More details needed for a proper judgement please 👀

When DS17 got his 1st Girlfriend DH unthinkingly said she reminded him of DD
He dumped her not long after, said he just couldn't unsee it

Wait noisy...

😄😄😄 how? Squealing, talking, grunting?

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I meant an actual reaction, not a reply. But I suppose that does it!

i was once in bed with a bloke when he told (not asked) me that he was going to use a vibe on me

he leant over,fished about under the bed and whipped out the biggest vibe ive ever seen

this thing must have come from 'massive vibe shop'

the length of my arm,as thick as my head and flesh coloured-and it reeked of old,stale sex and poo

it turned out that hed used it with his ex but it was ok as 'i'll give it a wipe if you want me to'

a wipe?!

this thing needed burning-i jumped out of bed and went home

he chased me for weeks as i ghosted him and had to get the police in to 'have a word'

ick isnt quite the word for what i felt but it came close

never in my life have i felt my blood go cold so fast

Sounded like a weak moped when he came

First date.
Paid for our first drinks with 10p coins out of a coin purse.
He was really nervous and dropped the purse, coins went everywhere, he was scrambling around on the floor to pick them all up.
The barman gave me a look of such pity 🤣
There was no second date.

Christ honey - where are you finding these??