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[BeckyAMumsnet]

As you might have heard if you were listening to the Today programme this morning, it’s Mumsnet’s 25th birthday! To celebrate, we’ve scoured the classics board and consulted with the team at MNHQ to select this list of our all time favourite classic threads for a bit of Mumsnet trivia. 🎉 Think you know your naice ham from your penis beakers? Your lemon drizzles from your T-Rexing in the supermarket? Why is everyone shouting 'cancel the cheque?' And who on earth is Soupy the Bat? 🤔 Test your Mumsnet knowledge by guessing the missing words on some of the most unforgettable thread titles. Let us know how many you get right and don't forget share your favourite Mumsnet threads below.

1. Someone has renamed their wifi – “My neighbour’s a ___”
2. Help my son just touched a __
3. Ds1 has made a large __ cock
4. There is a tiny elderly __ lady in my garden
5. Center Parcs and _ __
6. Household objects that are ___
7. People keep having sex in my __
8. Why do_ need so much help?
9. Can I make ice cream from _?
10. I just spent the night nursing a __ ___thinking it was a baby hedgehog
11. AIBU to think you can't get past _ _ in a relationship?
12. AIBU to be traumatised by my own _?
13. AIBU to say no to visiting __for Christmas?
14. A ___ has fallen down the back of the loo
15. AIBU to throw water over a __ i've just spray painted?
16. He has eaten a _ __
17. ___ condensation
18. Is ____ a virgin?
19. ____ Easter bonnet?
20. AIBU to put big 'No ____ ' signs in my bathroom?
21. AIBU to avoid church because of DH’s ____
22. "Let's have a __" said no woman ever
23. __ noises during sex?????????
24. Delia’s pancake batter recipe smells exactly like ___
25. Please help me find the invisible ___ before I go mad

Answers below - how many did you get?

1. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1283109-Somone-has-re-named-their-wifi-to-My-neighbours-a-cunt_
2. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/160076-help-my-son-just-touched-a-working-class-boy_
3. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/576025-help-ds1-has-made-a-large-clay-cock_
4. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/2154580-There-is-a-tiny-elderly-Korean-lady-in-my-garden-and-I-want-to-go-out_
5. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1385104-Center-Parcs-Anal-sex_
6. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/3058228-household-objects-that-are-pricks_
7. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/3288349-people-keep-having-sex-in-my-hedge_
8. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/4578634-why-do-sheep-need-so-much-help_
9. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/4607290-can-i-make-ice-cream-from-shrews_
10. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/4178349-I-just-spent-the-night-nursing-a-cushion-tassel-thinking-it-was-a-baby-hedgehog_
11. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/3784524-To-think-you-cant-get-past-the-ick-im-a-relationship_
12. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/4611825-to-be-traumatised-by-my-own-undercarriage_
13. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/3756317-To-say-no-to-visiting-pigs-for-Christmas_
14. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/636548-A-plate-has-fallen-down-the-back-of-the-loo_
15. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1465377-To-throw-water-over-a-pigeon-Ive-just-spray-painted_
16. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/2017083-He-has-eaten-a-fat-ball_
17. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/2775925-Fanny-condensation_
18. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/2576179-Is-Voldemort-a-virgin_
19. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/937597-Sinister-Easter-bonnet_
20. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3007694-To-put-big-No-Wanking-signs-in-my-bathrooms_
21. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3280403-AIBU-to-avoid-church-because-of-DH-s-flatulence_
22. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2957480-Lets-have-a-BBQ-said-no-woman-ever_
23. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/115727-pirate-noises-during-sex_
24. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/relationships/1970414-Delias-pancake-batter-recipe-smells-exactly-like-semen_
25. _https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1665088-Please-help-me-find-the-invisible-duck-before-I-go-mad_* *