Delia's pancake batter recipe smells exactly like semen

[Apocalypto]

OK so it is

110g plain flour
2 large eggs
200ml milk
75ml water
pinch of salt
dash of melted butter

Chuck it in the blender and leave it in the fridge all day and by evening the result smells exactly and I mean EXACTLY like fresh semen.

When's Shrove Tuesday again?

:)

Shall we start comparing semen smells now? Or does it smell of semen from men who have been eating lots of batter?

Why do you store it in the fridge?

Are you making it in your penis beaker?

Do you know what, I am so glad someone else mentioned this because I thought that too Not specifically Delia's recipe but most batter recipes.

Why do you store it in the fridge?

DD1 was doing 11+ today and wanted a pancake for breakfast. Leftovers went in the fridge. Cleared out fridge tonight and thought...blimey...that smells..familiar.

It definitely hasn't been tampered with. Christ, what a thought.

Are you making it in your penis beaker?

LOL. Where else?

If pancake batter resembles semen could you make pancakes out of - no forget it.

Seriously. Somebody else try this. It can't be just me.

Well I'll take your word for it. I'm not an expert on these matters

Ive never sniffed semen

Delia recipes that is

FWIW I'm reliably informed that fanjo smells like pencil shavings.

Figure that one out.

I can't drink sake because it tastes like semen to me.

Sorry that was TMI. I'm quitting smoking and my filter seems to have abandoned me.

Isn't that why it's called baby batter?

Yes it's always reminded me of pancake batter.

ha ha. I can't stop laughing at the penis beaker reference. I still can't get over that thread.

How strange - I made that this evening, but used it straightaway and I didn't notice anything odd!

Might be alright with some Jif lemons on it.

Arf @ Hogwash. He's made your pancakes into mancakes

Strange choice of thread for the Relationships topic

Could it just be that your husband is just annoyed you are making pancakes again?!

So funny!

Oh God, am 16 + 4 pregnant and the smell of semen makes me sick. Its a kind of bleachy smell.

Dreading Shrove Tuesday now... except I use a different recipe. Maybe it the addition of melted butter that does it??

Liquidstate - how about adding cinnamon to mask the spunky pancake odour until your sense of smell returns to normal?

Maybe thats where the saying tosser originated