To not want neighbours touching my parcels

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AIBU to not want neighbours touching my parcels.

I live in a big converted town house. There is a flat on each floor. I live on the second floor.

My neighbour who lives in the attic (5th floor) always seems to touch my parcels.

All post is delivered by the main entrance way on the ground floor. When he walks past to collect his parcels, he picks up any other ones that belong to other flats, and drops them off outside their front doors on the way up to his.

Is he Edward Scissorhands? 🙄

😂
bless your unusual perspective!

What a bastard he is

You sound a bit precious ,maybe just ask him not to do this?

That sounds quite nice if him.

Why not?
They are doing you a favour carrying up all your parcels.
If you don’t want this just talk to the person and let them know you will carry them up yourself.

Well that's jolly nice of him. My ndn brings our bin in if he gets to it first (and vise versa if I'm out first)

That just sounds like a nice neighbourly thing to do.

🤣🤣🤣

Call 101 and log it.

He’s being nice. Do you mind the delivery driver touching them? You know a lot of them wee in bottles in their vans as they don’t have time for toilet stops?

Your neighbour sounds lovely.

Is it because of The Covid?

He sounds really helpful. But if you don’t want that nice neighbourly help then a polite note where the post goes should do the trick. “Please leave all post and parcels for No. x where they are, thank you”

He sounds lovely. You sound like a knob.

When we lived in an apartment block sometimes a neighbour would do this and I always appreciated it.

That's very kind of him OP. What's you're issue. Do you think he doesn't wash his hands when he wipes his bum or something?

Just imagine all of the hands that have touched those parcels enroute anyway. Without having more context on this YABU

People really do live charmed lives .

He no doubt has to check the names to see what belongs to him and others and thinks he's doing you a favour by putting yours outside your door.

You're being ridiculous.

Why are you worried about him touching the outside of your parcels? He won’t be touching the contents.

Sums it up nicely.

Oh boy. Where to even start with this one...

@Cigarettesaftersex1 I agree with both your comment and your username

What an absolute twat of a neighbour you have!

Why don't you want him to touch them? Are they dildo-shaped? Does he use his fingers as toilet paper? Are you weird in other ways?