Was this a dodgy massage?!

[Dodgyornotdodgy]

I swear I am NOT a troll - MNHQ can confirm I am a long time poster who has NC. I would particularly like the opinions of masseuses/masseurs but anyone really.

I get massages all the time and this has never happened before.

Masseur (so male - not a problem, have masseurs fairly often too. Not sexist and not assuming all men are pervs).

During the leg portion of my massage he crossed my leg over and massaged the bottom of my thigh. The bottom of my thigh was over my vulva. It was extremely arousing, obviously. I didn’t really know what to say - he did it on both sides.

I guess my AIBU is - AIBU to think this was deliberate and he knows what he is doing?! Or am I just quite sex starved and bizarre?

I realise people will come on being like why didn’t you say anything but 1) I wasn’t really sure if he was doing anything on purpose ajd 2) to be honest it was pleasant!

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I’m struggling to picture it - can you do us a diagram?

@FrankGrillosFloof

I’m struggling to picture it - can you do us a diagram?

😂😂😂

I can't really work out where you mean, but ... given that he did it on both sides and I presume didn't say/do anything untoward like ask if you wanted him to carry on or whatever, he was just getting at a specific muscle?

Massages feel nice, if they're in the region of erogenous zones (thighs, bum), they might feel a bit more than nice... I'd say (hope!) it was no more than that!

I don't know if I'm being an idiot but isn't the bottom of your thigh over your knee nowhere near your vulva?! I'm not sure I understand what you say he was doing.

Try as I might I cannot get the bottom of my thigh anywhere near my vulva??

@WhyYesYABU

I don't know if I'm being an idiot but isn't the bottom of your thigh over your knee nowhere near your vulva?! I'm not sure I understand what you say he was doing.

That’s what I was thinking. I mean, childbirth did some damage but it doesn’t hang that low…

I think if your vulva is near the bottom of your thigh/knee, you have bigger issues.

I'm struggling to picture this as well. Were you on your back or your front?

@VodselForDinner

I think if your vulva is near the bottom of your thigh/knee, you have bigger issues.

I'm guessing she means the top of her thigh, not bottom! At least I hope...

@WhyYesYABU

I don't know if I'm being an idiot but isn't the bottom of your thigh over your knee nowhere near your vulva?! I'm not sure I understand what you say he was doing.

😅 that's what I was thinking

I think it is like the recovery position - put one leg bent over the other leg and you get the back of the thigh. Maybe OP means back of thigh, not bottom of thigh?

I'm pretty sure OP is just describing it oddly and she's talking about where the bum meets the thigh. Surely that's obvious

Unless he offered you a happy ending I would just enjoy the experience!!
Betting you go back op!!..

Ok let me be more specific! My the bottom of my thigh I suppose I mean the top - near my bottom. My bad. So he crossed one leg over the top of the other and massaged the underside of my thigh, exactly where the clitoris/vulva is. I don’t know if that makes sense. I can’t really do a diagram…or can I?! I can try 🤦🏻‍♀️

Maybe OP means the bottom of her thigh as in underside, so below where her bum is? I've just tried this manouvre sat on the sofa and I can sort of see what they mean.

If it were me and it felt that good I’d be rushing to book myself back in

She must mean near bottom as opposed to near knee surely?

I would say it probably wasn't intentional. How often does a man know how to accurately arouse a woman

Question is, are you rebooking?

😂😂😂😂😃

MNHQ might delete this but don’t say I didn’t try (surely I win some sort of diagram award for attempting this though)

Well now I'm more confused: whether you were on your back or your front, with your legs crossed over, the underside of your thigh is NOwhere near your clitoris?!

Please do a diagram

How often does a man know how to accurately arouse a woman

HA!!!!

@betwixtlives

I see your face. I feel your face. Your face is my face - but you know, as If I would come here with something so bloody suspect if t weren’t true!

This definitely needs a diagram.