Was this a dodgy massage?!

[Dodgyornotdodgy]

I swear I am NOT a troll - MNHQ can confirm I am a long time poster who has NC. I would particularly like the opinions of masseuses/masseurs but anyone really.

I get massages all the time and this has never happened before.

Masseur (so male - not a problem, have masseurs fairly often too. Not sexist and not assuming all men are pervs).

During the leg portion of my massage he crossed my leg over and massaged the bottom of my thigh. The bottom of my thigh was over my vulva. It was extremely arousing, obviously. I didn’t really know what to say - he did it on both sides.

I guess my AIBU is - AIBU to think this was deliberate and he knows what he is doing?! Or am I just quite sex starved and bizarre?

I realise people will come on being like why didn’t you say anything but 1) I wasn’t really sure if he was doing anything on purpose ajd 2) to be honest it was pleasant!

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Are people all trying to recreate this movement at home?! I think if you try you will see what I mean…maybe. Starting to think I’m a bit weird

lol at all the comments about my diagram. The 3 fingers and toes were a time saving exercise. I didn’t know what expression to draw on faces as I didn’t want MNHQ to think the image was pornographic and remove

The arrow was unintentionally placed

@Spudlet

Ok that’s very good to know - thank you!

I didn’t know what expression to draw on faces as I didn’t want MNHQ to think the image was pornographic and remove

So he was massaging your upper back inner thigh but massaging the flesh in a way that your own skin would rub against your clitoris?

Not his actual fingers touching /brushing off your clitoris?

I would prefer to draw judgement myself. Can you let us know where this was so I can book myself in? Purely scientific reasons, of course

No problem! Although having read your updates I am now also confused about which bit of your leg his hands were on But at least I can say that the leg position itself isn’t totally out of the ordinary!

So he was massaging your upper back inner thigh but massaging the flesh in a way that your own skin would rub against your clitoris?

YES!!!!! Not directly touching. Which is why I’m not sure if it’s dodgy or not

@Drinkingallthewine

But upper back outer thigh

Do you have sciatica, OP? It looks (now my eyes have stopped streaming) as though he may have been trying to stretch the relevant muscles and relieve tension on the sciatic nerve? Perhaps stretch your lower back out?

It’s not the arrow that people think is a penis, it’s the little penis at the top of his pelvis!

Also, based on that diagram, you need a pedicure.

(Sorry OP, just joking as you don’t seem too upset about it. I don’t go for massages but it does sound more like the pressure of your thigh across over pressed against your vulva rather than his hand?)

I’m sorry OP, I know you’re asking a serious question but your diagram has absolutely made my day, thank you

I'm guessing the crossing your leg over was to stretch maybe the top of your hamstring or even your glutes and the pressure of that pressing on your clit has made it more enjoyable than was maybe intended.
that said, the only time i've been asked to wear paper knickers was for a gynae procedure.

Shame there aren't any facial expressions on your (excellent) diagram, op

I should think this was yours
And this was his

Am I the only one bothered by so many posters joking around about what could be sexual touching without prior consent?

Additional information re bit of leg massaged

It’s not the arrow that people think is a penis, it’s the little penis at the top of his pelvis!

Nah, I think that's a jigggle because OP's hands were shaking

Understandable really ...

Well I thought your description was quite clear.

And to answer your question, no I don’t think he did that on purpose. It is an unusual situation and my mid would have gone to the risk of stimulating the clitoris in that position.
At his place, I would have been wondering about being appropriate whilst massaging under your leg, being close to your buttoxs etc…

Tbh this was a strange position and next time I’d ask to simply roll on your front!

Not a willy!

I can't take anymore 😂

I love that you think your diagram is detailed enough for MNHQ to see it as pornographic.

I don't think his actions were intended to arouse you.

Omg this thread 😂😂 I’ve just choked on a sausage roll and pissed in my Tena lady 😂😂

That's not a leg. I don't know what that is, but it's not a leg.

Request immediate transfer to classics

@MmeD

I don’t have sciatica

@emmathedilemma

I always get paper knickers for massages so not a concern for me

@PurpleDaisies

I’m not really sure how I feel because it’s unclear to me if this was that or not. If it was I would feel very strange about it/despite having enjoyed it. But if it was not deliberate maybe it is creepy of me not to have stopped him

Are you based in Hull and was the masseuse named Brian perchance?

@Dodgyornotdodgy

Additional information re bit of leg massaged

You forgot to mention you're actually an octopus

I am also strangely aroused. Have you got the address of this masseuse op? Does he do house calls? 👀