Was this a dodgy massage?!

[Dodgyornotdodgy]

I swear I am NOT a troll - MNHQ can confirm I am a long time poster who has NC. I would particularly like the opinions of masseuses/masseurs but anyone really.

I get massages all the time and this has never happened before.

Masseur (so male - not a problem, have masseurs fairly often too. Not sexist and not assuming all men are pervs).

During the leg portion of my massage he crossed my leg over and massaged the bottom of my thigh. The bottom of my thigh was over my vulva. It was extremely arousing, obviously. I didn’t really know what to say - he did it on both sides.

I guess my AIBU is - AIBU to think this was deliberate and he knows what he is doing?! Or am I just quite sex starved and bizarre?

I realise people will come on being like why didn’t you say anything but 1) I wasn’t really sure if he was doing anything on purpose ajd 2) to be honest it was pleasant!

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@BarbaraLoganPrice

Thank you - some of the posts have me questioning if my bits and bobs are in the wrong place.

@Dodgyornotdodgy

MNHQ might delete this but don’t say I didn’t try (surely I win some sort of diagram award for attempting this though)

A masterpiece! I think maybe you're more flexible (or have small thighs haha) than me and that's why I don't understand...

Oh so you were on your back, he crossed your leg over the other and massaged the back of your thigh but his fingers were therefore near your clitoris?

That does seem a bit odd if that’s the case, as he could have massaged your leg straight surely?

Did he cook you a steak afterwards?

I know someone who sued a masseuse for sexual assault in the civil courts for something similar. She spent loads on lawyers and lost and also had to pay his costs.

Lovely diagram, op. Beats the shit out of the parking ones

I’m mostly curious because I have never experienced any masseuse doing this before!

@debwong

Did he cook you a steak afterwards?

Surely just gave OP a seedball and some peanuts with those bird feet?

The diagram has absolutely floored me right now! 😂😂😂

Are you going to request him next time Op? 😂

If it made your toes and fingers splay out like that, I can only assume he was doing it deliberately and VERY skilfully.

Diagram looks like he was massaging your bum.

OP If he was massaging exactly where your clitoris and vulva are then he wasn’t massaging your thigh! 😉

I'm a bit speechless after the diagram 😂😂😂😂

OK do you mean that because your legs were crossed over and he was rubbing nearby (on the back of your thigh, near the top), the movement was causing your vulva & clitoris to be joggled about by the friction of your own leg crossing? Not that he was putting his own hand on them?

I think it's probably accidental if that's the case, obviously if it happened again and you weren't comfortable with it you could just say "I'd rather you didn't do that" if it's not dodgy.

Hi Op. I hear you - and unlike some on here I won't take the piss. I once had a massage where teh (male) masseure put his fingers inside my vagina while continuing to massage. I was too embarrassed to say anything but - looking back - I did feel quite violated by this.

This thread is hilarious!
What were you wearing OP?

Love your diagram btw!

@Kitfish

And I would say that what Kitfish is describing is totally dodgy! So sorry that happened to you!

Don’t suppose you’ve got his number? Asking for a friend obvs 🤣

I've just tried that position and I think I get it. He was approaching from under your thigh, and the tips of his fingers were brushing the vulva.

I'd find that rather too close for comfort and it would make two of my toes drop off each foot too

This thread has cheered me right up, I’d be going back tomorrow 🤣🤣

@Dodgyornotdodgy

MNHQ might delete this but don’t say I didn’t try (surely I win some sort of diagram award for attempting this though)

Thanks for including his penis in the excellent diagram but I don't remember it appearing in the story?

@debwong

Did he cook you a steak afterwards?

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