Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

Phew. I was bereft!

If he doesn't apologise I would actually ask him if he really doesn't have any manners at all.

And in the interim you have passed on my note of marriage to your brother yes?

Blimey, hasn't the car been picked up yet?

I would have put food on the bonnet of his car and let birds feed and shit all over it just fyi.

If its still there when the next straw delivery comes in use that to wall in the ranger.

Phew!! I was starting to panic then, when I couldn't find thread 5 😁

Your script looks great OP, you just need to learn it now :) You could add to the bit about the FC eg 'My brother told you about what they do to vehicles parked in their way ... right?'

or accidently drop it on his bonnet

OMG it is gone 7.00. I reckon he has clonked Dragon over the head to teach her not to be a stroppy entitled woman, bundled her into the back of his Ranger and is even now digging a shallow grave in the forest. Quick, someone do something.......

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

The next time the straw comes you need to lock the gate as soon as he drives in and then unlock it again to allow him to drive out. It's the only way!

I'm going to miss this saga 😂
I feel it's a part of all of our lives!

If only cf knew how many people have expressed their rage towards him and that there's 4000 messages about him on the internet 😆

@RandomMess

If he doesn't apologise I would actually ask him if he really doesn't have any manners at all.

I don't have the chutzpah for that. Perhaps I can write it in horse shit on his bonnet?

@viques

OMG it is gone 7.00. I reckon he has clonked Dragon over the head to teach her not to be a stroppy entitled woman, bundled her into the back of his Ranger and is even now digging a shallow grave in the forest. Quick, someone do something.......

He’s coming at 8.30pm

Just thinking that @MNHQ must have some stats on how many have been reading these threads and if they'd like to share this information as would love to know?? 🤔

Also wondering if your DB has joined MN and also reading and might like to contribute 😉

Is anyone else quietly hoping that ranger dick isnt going to show up again?

Just catching up and only just twigged it was you with the horses thread OP!! You haven't half had some dramas in the last year eh 🤣 I've got everything crossed that he shows up in 1.5 hours time. I'm very like you in real like but I think even I would have to say something gently but firmly about what a complete cockwomble he's been.

She should sooo print off all threads and roll them up and ‘file’neatly in his exhaust pipe.

I always wanted to live on a farm.

Wot with this and the previous horse owner saga I am thinking it all sounds really rather stressful

(In other words- placemarking. ;) )

Writing in horse shit is quite difficult as you have to make the letters so big, so keep the message short if you do this.

Shamelessly place marking for the further CF behaviour that will inevitably follows

The actual end... You hope!

Settling in for another night of entertainment 😂

Placemarking by parking my Citroen C1 Ranger in the middle of the thread and leaving it .

Thread 5? What a long, strange trip this has been!