Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

You were awesome OP from beginning to end !
Well done

Thanks @DrBlackbird I'm rather partial to him myself.

He normally moans about me following MN posts but he's been constantly asking for updates on this one.

I agree about telling your mutual friends all about her and her husband.

I am grateful for the entertainment value brought to MN by this situation.

Every other thread is just mehhh now. Can't be asked to read them!

We really don't know whether his wife is a female copy of him and just as bad or the kind of woman who posts on here that "He shouts and swears at me, threatens me, lies constantly, scares the kids, does exactly what he wants all the time.... but he's otherwise a good dad and I do love him and I know he loves me really, he just likes to be in charge...."

@MrsReeves

OP if his wife calls round with wine, invite her in and befriend her. How awkward for CF when you call round for a cuppa and a chat, with your new best friend, at their house

And stay for "5 minutes" 4 days

I apologise to Carrie Johnson for thinking that she is the most deluded wife in the country with the lowest self esteem. That honour goes to the woman the OP met this evening.

Just be really really glad you’re not married to him.

Honestly, I don’t think she was in on it. I think she knows exactly what he’s like. Poor cow.

Wow! Just wow. I kind of admire him?! He's clearly an arse hole but I reckon he's a happy arse hole. Too self absorbed not to be.

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll she's still covered for him, complicit in the lies, and taken the fall regardless of the "dynamic" of their relationship.

She knew. And even if she didn't know before she turned up, she damn well knew when he started it up with no bother and drove off.

I can't make excuses for her I'm afraid.

We may need - locked parking thread 6 - the aftermath

Where Op and we can let of some (more) steam and come to terms with the ordeal

If it's tomorrow I'll get some wine in

I'd love it if the silly woman is an MNer. She can really see the truth before she LTBs. Though suspect she's as stupid as he is.

And yes, you have the kudos of having kept MN on the edge of our seats for days.

Send him a text with the links here, then block.

Perhaps he’ll make a post defending this fuckery and keep this party going.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

I am a bit at a loss. Tbh I should have just agreed 9pm. Don't know why I thought he'd go with a time I suggested. You can't reasonable with stupid unreasonable.

I really don't want it drag on. Its not in the way, but it is in the way if you know what I mean? But goddammit this has all been on his terms and I'm ...... irate. If I was emailing him I'd be signing off Regards. There would be no Kind!

This is my fave comment ever. 'Regards' on its own is the ultimate signal of rage

Glad the car is off your land OP. Absolute CF. I'm glad you let rip, you deserved it!

MN loves you and hates this arrogant key-unt. And his poor wife.
Glad it’s over for you though OP! I hope you have many lovely carverys in your future xxx

@ShamelessCurtainTwitcher

Send him a text with the links here, then block.

Perhaps he’ll make a post defending this fuckery and keep this party going.

This this this. Please Op!

@newnortherner111

I apologise to Carrie Johnson for thinking that she is the most deluded wife in the country with the lowest self esteem. That honour goes to the woman the OP met this evening.

Maybe it was Carrie 👀

What an absolute wanker. I hope he eats some really bad prawns, and he finds hair or sand in every meal he has from now on.

Well done OP, you were by far the better person in all of this. Suggest you update the local group to let them know with as much detail as you feel necessary.

@newnortherner111

I apologise to Carrie Johnson for thinking that she is the most deluded wife in the country with the lowest self esteem. That honour goes to the woman the OP met this evening.

She can take silver instead!

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon, you are brilliant. Here’s to an excellent car very sometime soon.

I'd personally shame him on social media.

How long was his car there in the end, OP? About 3 days 10 hours?

I think we need a different actress to play the wife, lily James just won’t work.