To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

This is very therapeutic - thanks Op. I’ll add:
Work
Home schooling
Zoom calls
Fitness goals

Walks with kids who hate to walk.
Whining by above kids.
Having to adult in general
Endless washing
Meal planning

Joules - unbelievably shite customer service
John Lewis - as above - and to think I used to call you Johnny Lou Lou, so in love with you was I
The Wine Rack - I KNOW there should be some white wine in there SO WHERE IS IT? Arrrrggggghhhhhh
Massive blister on my big toe after my very long walk today. So bad it’s threatening tomorrow’s walk

Teeth. I'm bloody sick of having problems with mine.

High waisted jeans/trousers/leggings. FUCK OFF.

Low-level decision making

My DH's (40) cancer
Planning for his death
Watching my dc suffer
Cancer as a whole
Covid
Hospital wait times due to COVID
Lack of one to one appointments due to covid
Loneliness

Nicola Sturgeon
Virgin Media Broadband
Jason Leitch
John Swinney
The Kardashians

Home schooling
My lack of gumption
Putting laundry away
Misogyny

I quite like Amazon

loubieloo4

Soap Operas
Cunts with deliberately noisy cars - those new backfiring ones esp.
Anyone loud
Anyone who says or writes "comes to mind"

I'll add Microsoft Teams, next doors fucking yapping shit of a dog and my local pharmacy who seem to have a real problem with people wanting to collect prescriptions.

The countries disability services or just their lack of them, usually just send u an email of a list of charities that r not actually linked to them just there because they have such woeful services

Lists

HMRC?

Dishes
Wet muddy pawed dogs
My kids loud voice being used too much indoors
Not getting enough sleep
Laundry. Don't mind washing it but why is putting it away so difficult!

Covid
Infertility
Cyclists on the pavement
Crowds
Over friendly dogs
Nicola getting one up on Boris always
The lockdown stone I put on
Agoraphobia
Lethargy

Covid (obv)
Boris (again, obv)
Mat hancock can fuck off as well.
Corporate take over
Corporate bullshit
Corporate fuckwits
Lack of mental health provision for the elderly can definitely get to fuck

And instant coffee

• the weirdly vindictive parking man
• cov fucking id
• brexit
• step counting

Ooh yes please.

Video calls
My boss
Mud everywhere
Cravings
Supermarket substitions
Anxiety
Covid
Jealousy of friends living normal life elsewhere in the world
The inside of my house
The inside of my head
Tantrums

@loubieloo4 I'm so sorry, that really all does need to go away

@loubieloo4, so sorry.

My DP, for smoking like a fucking chimney and dying of a heart attack last November.

2020
Other woman
2021
2022
2019
2018
Life in general
Spiders

Boris
Rishi
Keir
Any Tories in fact
Neil Ferguson
Sage
Covid
2020-2022 (at this rate)
Anti-vaxxers
Covid deniers
Rule breakers
The Chinese government
Trump
Homophobes
Emma Kennedy, Tracey Ann Overman and all the sad blue tick bullies on twitter
Britney spears dad (that's a new one after the documentary)
Anyone who says "but Boris is doing a good job, what would you do differently"
Car engines (ours has decided to conk out. Mainly because DP is stupid and put too much oil in pretending he knew about poxy engines when he knows shit and now the engine needs draining and we have to hope it's not completely screwed)