To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

My sons complex needs - makes his life so difficult I would wave a wand for him if I could 😞

The amount of calories in a cream egg 😬 177

My fucking neighbours who have been doing building work next door for 2 years.

They are turning their house into a facsimile of something out of Real Wives of Cheshire. With a mfing hot tub in the back garden.

They brought round a bottle of champagne and a box of lindt at Christmas to apologise for the noise. Unfortunately they came round while I was on my government permitted walk otherwise I would have told them we needed champagne and chocolates at least once a week.

Selfish twats.

And breathe...

Ex husband
Ex husband #2
Moaning work colleagues
Covid
Morons

Oooh.

The payroll team at my work
Plusnet broadband
Saturday night PlayStation night

Think that’ll do for just off the top of my head. I’ll put some thought in and might be back...

@loubieloo4

My DH's (40) cancer Planning for his death Watching my dc suffer Cancer as a whole Covid Hospital wait times due to COVID Lack of one to one appointments due to covid Loneliness

I'm so sorry. All good wishes to you.

People
Bras
Work - it literally couldn’t fuck off enough tbh

I’ll add in - Toddler tantrums
Husbands that don’t bother to let you know when they’ll be home
Photos of pre-first pregnancy and 3st lighter self flashing up on ‘moments’
Massive double chins

Love this thread. Nicola Sturgeon, screeching seagulls, Nicola Sturgeon, poundstore bravehearts and lids that are on jars way too tight oh and in case i missed her off my list Nicola Sturgeon

Can I add, people who only add you on Facebook to try and sell you stuff. The same old posts regardless of the company they are working for.

Work
Not getting the job I was perfectly suited for and would have been great at because they hired their mate
The belly I've developed in the last year
The chocolate brownies I made for Valentines day that were dry and horrible

My ex best friend
Miserable cunt of a Husband
Mud
Rain
Money
Bills
My scraggy bush-like hair
Adverts on the tele
Arsehole cars that fail MOT's (also see money)
Half term
Washing
Lorraine Kelly
Holly Willoughby
IBS
Toys all over the house

working
walking
dogshit

Work

Online retailers that claim to be UK based but , after chasing them , you find the order comes from thousands of miles away, and never arrives.

Universities not having students in at all yet still charging the full amount.

Vet bills

Vacuous daytime tv.

Not being allowed to see mum in her dying days whilst Cummings visited that castle.

Non mask wearers

Stupid parents who held a mass picnic in the local park whilst under lockdown.

Cunting project managers where I work. They can fucking do one. Pissing all over everyone’s crumpets in pursuit of good publicity for themselves. Arrogant, self-centred assholes.

COVID.

Fucking Philip Green & his cold, compassion-free soul.

Piers Morgan. He’s just rude. Do not find him remotely entertaining.

ADHD. It makes life difficult for my eldest son.

And last, but no means least; approaching 40. Don’t want to be 40, don’t want to “celebrate” the momentous occasion, don’t want to see any well-meaning relatives. It can fuck off.

Alex Scott
Nicola Krankie
Ian Blackford
Kier hindsight Starmer
Jonathan Ashworth
The twat who drives past our house at 6-30 every morning blasting shit rap "music" out
Jurgen Klopp
The EU

The small spare tyre that won't budge despite excersising and too much lockdown wine
Mud. Just so much mud
Insomnia
Lack of motivation
The zeros being on the wrong side of the decimal point in my bank account
Also putting clean clothes away
My hair
Boris
The drudgery that is life right now
The 3am wake up my brain has started this past few weeks
Fit people on the fitness pages I follow on Instagram. Too many reminders of how I used to be and the crap show that is my body now
My looming birthday

Covid
Boris Johnson
All the Tories esp those who made Brexit happen.
CPTSD
Ex
Chronic pain
People in public services that are supposed to help but actually cause harm.
Anyone who says to children if you do this/like this then you're trans.
Anyone who thinks that it's not murder when a husband kills his wife because he "snapped".
Britney's dad and all misogynistic men.

Dust
Aging
Having to eat every day, it's so boring and repetitive!!
Idiots at work who should know better.

Right at this very moment, next door’s cooking smells. Most days of the week someone cooks something so meatily pungent that it stinks out certain rooms of our house and the hallway for hours if not dealt with. And the only way we’ve found of dealing with it is incense. No idea what it is exactly, but conjures up thoughts of sausage and offal and couldn’t be stronger if I actually stuck my head in a bucket of meat.

Bathroom is the worst affected room, which is delightful when I’m planning to have a bath. As I had been tonight until now!

@loubieloo4

I didn't mind my forties.
The fifties can do one , it is down hill :(
Eastenders not being on Wednesday nights , so bbc programme planners. Also taking it off to air football
Mrs Brown's boys still being on , when nobody watches it anymore
People assuming I have Sky .. we don't.
The council for mixed messages about the bin collections this week
Council tax bills that will all go up again this year
My hair as it needs a cut
My sleep patten , which is just weird.
Foxes making a racket at 3am

Influencers
Photoshop
My neighbour who insists on playing The Smiths loudly every morning at 7am with all his windows wide open
Kids being marked absent from school if they're not logged in to the system at the time they take register
Mice. Some persistent buggers have taken residence in a neighbours loft and we've seen traces in ours

Cancer.

Trying to find inspiration for what to cook for tea every night.
My new Shark Hoover.

The woman with long hair in the green t shirt in the little box that keeps popping up on my screen needs to stop popping up and pop off, I am NOT interested.