To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

Extra 4 stone
Lockdown hair
Gallstones
Covid19 causing extra waiting list to have gallbladder out
Winter
Face masks
No cinema/pubs/restaurant/hospitality open

@DavidsSchitt

Am I the only one channelling my inner Billy Joel reading these lists? 😂😂

Oh and I appear to no longer have eyebrows

Adding:
Those adverts for clothes and dresses that look absolutely amazing but are always some sort of scam and nothing like the photo.

Fuck off
Lady who asks for my timesheet each month even though it could be a fully automated task,
Covid restrictions,
Horrible pastel eighties shit in all the market stalls,
Men in half mast trousers with plucked eyebrows,
Washing,
Microsoft teams and all the colleagues who bother me constantly on it,
My slow fucking computer,
Backache from a year on a kitchen chair

Is there anything people actually like? I'd hate to be inside some people's heads being so miserable about, in many cases. minor irritants.

All my spare tyres, backfat and wobbly thighs, periods and sani pads, other people's dirty washing, Dave, dust, cooking.

Great thread - I'm really feeling the rage tonight

Neighbour's dog who gets thrown out every night and barks for half an hour - neighbour's obviously don't want to hear the barking, but are clearly happy to let the rest of the street put up with it.

Fucking sleep training

Young children who sleep well and parents who can manage this effortlessly

My tween's moaning

Art and craft activities

Lockdown

Mud! Mud can totally get to fuck. I'm sick of it

Cooking and meal planning

All the broken shit in my house

I'm sure there's more.

very therapeutic thank you

• people who are aggressive for no reason
• people who think different is wrong
• people who cause trouble for others for no reason but to cause trouble
• people who are permanently offended without realising they offend
• abusive people
• my dying dyson
• nearby farmer who is neglecting his pony
• being so tired all the time zzzz

Bras
The 3 extra chins I have developed
As above but stomachs
Plantar fasciitis
Lockdown hair
Lockdown
Lack of Tesco slots
Adverts
Junk mail
The doorbell
Cellulite
Fat fat fat
Cables
Sprouts
Zoom
Facetime
Skype
MS Teams
Anyone who has the temerity to say “what have you been up to”
Having to keep humans alive
Having a council that “can’t” recycle half the things that are recyclable but insist on only giving the tiniest bin for rubbish

Bosses who fuck up the rota and expect you to work it anyway

All my spare tyres, backfat and wobbly thighs, periods and sani pads, other people's dirty washing, Dave, dust, cooking.

@loubieloo4

Asthma
Allergies
Cancer
Dyslexia
Boris
sage
Covid
Unemployment
Lethargy

@hansgrueber start a Love it list

Shielding. Fuck off with 31st March, just fuck off.
Cancelling holidays.
Teaching on fucking teams.
Having a headache from being on fucking teams all the time.
Planning 87 fucking meals a week.
Cooking the bastard meals.
Half term being fucking dull and actually MISSING fucking teaching on teams because at least it’s something to fucking do.
Dog shit everywhere when I go for a walk.
Walking. That can fuck off too, I’m done with it.

Humph.

The fucking dentist.

*AnarchicLemming I love your list, it’s so comprehensive and slightly random😍

I would like to add
My shit pension pot: fucking NHS
Current crochet project: have gone wrong and can’t face fixing it.
My knees: I’m 46, knees feel about 90.
Being a nurse: fed up with all the crap I have to do.
Diets

That’s it for now.......I’m really sorry for those going through difficult times💐💐💐

Bloody mud all over the house from the bloody dog and bloody daily walks

My shit grey granny roots and skanky ends

Finding shit to watch on TV

Staying off the wine

My bastard thighs

Baby sick

Butter that could is so hard it rips the worktop never mind the bread!

Being told 'I'm cold'....put the bastard heating on then I am not the gatekeeper its a fucking button anyone can use

Loading and unloading the bastard dishwasher

Worrying about the future

Frown lines.
Facebook.
The rain.
The wind.
The British weather.

@Bunnyfuller. Fair enough.

Hotel quarantine farce
Vladimir Putin
Formula 1
Car ownership
Football
Silvio Berlusconi
Ex
Ex's parents
Ex's home town
TikTok
80% of modern society

Live lessons
Lockdown half term
Teams
Weight gain
Mud
Bras
Back fat
Facial hair
Home gel nails kit that doesn't set properly
Credit card debt
Stupid financial decisions
Anxiety
Unsympathetic bosses
Lack of energy to be productive
DH's whinging about every possible scenario that could happen over the next few months.

All Sky tv adverts
The endless rain
Lockdown weight
Groundhog Day
Tinnitus

Fuck off to cancer - again. How many more organs can you take from DH before you are done. I'm sick of you in my life. Fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there fuck off some more. Bastard wankfesterin turd cancer. WTF!

Boris
Covid
My hideous fat covid belly 😩
Working from home.
My non stop eating
Idiot colleague who drones on and on in Teams meetings.
Other colleague who is incompetent.